"Alright, Akita-san. This is the last time you break the school rules. What were you thinking, stealing the answer sheet for 5,000¥. At least wear your uniform properly."

"Hm? Did you say anything." The student took out the headphones that prevents her from listening to that same lecture over again.

"How did you even get into this school..." The principal rubbed his temples as he tried remembering why he took in this troublemaker into the high-class girls' school which combines high school and college into one.

"The test is not properly set. Its quite easy, considering that even I could make it. Maybe the person making the test is dumb enou-"

"Akita!!"

"Fine. I'm sorry." A blonde haired student with honey coloured eyes mumbled under her breath. Her uniform is sloppily worn and her blonde hair is messily tied to the side.

"You don't sound apologetic and that was your last chance to change your attitude. As your punishment, you are assigned to Gekido Dormitory."

"Yeah. Sure. I can live with that." The student felt a buzz in one of her skirt pockets. She fished out her yellow cell and flipped it open. "Excuse me. I need to take this."

"Go ahead. You need to move out of the students' dormitory by today."

"Kay..."
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She stepped out of the room and answered her phone.

"Hel-"

"AKITA NERU! Why do you keep getting in trouble!?" A familiar voice rang into her head as soon as she picked up her phone.

"Calm down, Mom... It's not like I've robbed a bank or something." Neru answered. The snapped her phone shut before her mother could say anything else.

"What is wrong with everyone? They are just overreacting as if I commited a murder or something. Well, time to pack up my stuff." She thought as she huffed her way down the hall.
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"So, how's the lecture for today?"

Neru looks up from her yellow painted nails to find a student with long black hair tied into twin tails leaning against her shoe locker.

"What now, Zatsune.. You know its your fault in the first place."

"Heheh sorry."

Neru rolled her honey-coloured eyes as she changed her shoes.

"Well. At least 'Mr Baldy' just moved me from the regular dorms to Gekido Dormitory. No big difference." Neru reminded her parner in crime that the so-called punishment is just a piece of cake.

"Heheh. Good luck then." Zatsune smirked.

"What do you mean?"

"For your information, Gekido Dormitory is for students with problems. So, you are spending the rest of your school life with freaks."

"Now that you mention it...." Neru gave a second thought on it before realizing that what her friend said is true. "Shit...."
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~Later~

"Yo. Are you new here? You're quite small for a seventeen year old. Let me show you around." A student with long, blonde hair that reaches down to her waist, approached Neru. "Oh, I need to introduce myself. Call me Lily-sama."

"Uhh.. Yeah... Sure...I'm Akita Neru."

"It's 'yes Lily-sama'. So, have you finish unpacking your stuff?"

"Yeah..." Neru just lied through her teeth that she had finish unpacking her items. In fact, she had not started at all!

"Lemme show you where the cafeteria is. I bet you're hungry."

"I'm not hungry." Neru stated before a loud growl could be heard. Neru's face deepens as she whispered softly, "Well... maybe a little..."

Lily smirked as she grabbed Neru's hands and dragged her straight to the cafeteria. Once they reached there, Lily started pointing out the residents' name and problems.

"That girl there," Lily pointed towards a pink-haired college student, "is Megurine Luka. She is a full out lesbian who might grope your chest (if you have any) out of nowhere. So, be careful."

"How 'bout her?" Neru pointed towards a brown-haired student who is currently stabbing a tomato with a fork.

"Her? She's Meiko. We don't really know what's her full name is. She is emotionally unstable and might murder you if you piss her off." Lily explained with a laid back expression on her face.

"Uhh... okay..." Neru looked around and spotted a green haired student reading a manga in the corner. From the cover, Girlfriends, Neru gave a quick thought that she is just a normal otaku. "Who is she?"

"Hm? That's Megpoid Gumi. She's just one year younger than you. Oh, and she loves Yaoi and Yuri. Y'know, the manga and anime..."

"Of course. I'm not that stupid."

"Sure." Lily dragged sarcasticly. "Well, let's get lunch."
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"So, how did you end up in here?" Lily asked as she sips on her coffee.

"I stole some answer sheets for 5,000¥, get into fights with teachers, and... basically get into lots of trouble." Neru mumbled before stuffing her face with ramen.

"Wow.. You're pretty badass... reminds me of my highschool days. Stealing money from the school, getting into fights with punks from other schools, and just skipping classes."

"So, how long ago did those happen? 8 to 10 years?" Neru looked up from her empty bowl before both her cheeks were pinched and pulled.

"I'm not that old, baka! I'm still in college!"

"Ow ow ow! Okay! Okay! Sorry!" Neru apologized repeatedly until Lily released Neru's, now red, cheeks.

Beep! Beep!

Neru looked out of the window to find a spiky red-haired lady riding on a fiery-patterned motorcycle, which matches her coat perfectly.

"Yo, Lily! The Black Spiders took one of our members down! Hurry! We need you!"

"I'll be right there!" Lily yells out the window before whispering to Neru, "Sorry I am needed somewhere else. You're alone for today. Ciao."

Neru looked out the window just to see her 'guide' hopping on to the back of the motorcycle and speeding off.
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"I should unpack my stuff. The earlier I start, the earlier I finish so I could explore this place more." Neru thought as she picked up her bowl and returned it back to the kitchen.

She rushed out of the cafeteria and dashed straight to her room. When she was running in the hallways, she caught a glimpse of a student sitting on a worn-out bench alone, fiddling on a piece of paper. Her silver hair is glowing in the light. Her blouse is not fully buttoned, exposing part of her large chest.

"Lily missed out one resident.. Well she is alone. She might be those type of person that could go unnoticed. Or just another ghost lurking around here." Neru stared at that unknown resident for a while, not knowing that a 'monster' is creeping up behind her.

"Gotcha!" The so-called 'monster' pounced on Neru and grabbed her flat chest.

"Kyaaa!!!" Neru screamed as she attempted to struggle out of that deadly grasp.

"Luka, stop scaring the new girl. She might hate you for that.." a brunette appeared from behind.

Luka started to loosen her grip.

"Wait. Can I have a picture? Don't move." A green-haired resident appeared in front of Neru.
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Neru was finally released after a few camera clicks. Colours were drained out of her body as she sat lifeless on the ground.

"I really apologize for their behavior." The brunette apologized as both her hand carried the other two by their collar. "Nice to meet you. I'm Meiko. And these two idiots are Luka and Gumi." Both of them smiled cheekily as they are released from the grip.

"So, what were you looking at? Caught an eye on someone?" Gumi teased as she leaned out the window.

"Who is she?" Neru asked, pointing towards the loner.

"She's Yowane Haku." Luka explained slowly. "She hardly gets along with anyone. She barely talk. And she's the only one not being groped by me. Oh, how badly I want to touch those- ow!" Luka rubbed her head as she glanced at Meiko who is rubbing her fist into her palm.

"Don't scare new residents, Luka."

"O-okay."
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Meanwhile

"T-they are looking at me. What did I do? Do I have something on my face? Is that the new girl moving in? She's staring at me. What sould I do!?" The silver-haired student glanced at the new resident before quickly going back to fiddling with the piece of paper. "She's so cute!!" She tried to hide her glowing blush by covering her face with both hands.
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"Stop it, Megurine-san!" Neru yelled at the top of her lungs.

"You can call me LukaNee-san."

"No, I won-" Neru's eyes wandered out the window and saw the quiet student's face covered by her long and bony hands. "Is she crying!?"
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~Later~

Neru returned back to her bedroom, completely soulless. All that energy she had is used up from all the struggling from the gropes. As soon as she opened her door, a bedroom door next to hers creaked open. A tall, slim figure with long silver hair stepped out of the room. She shot a quick look at Neru before running away.

Neru stared at the figure for a few seconds before stepping into her box filled room.

"I should really start unpacking.."
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A/N
Hi everyone! YFG here. I have decided to start a new fanfic. Apparently, there's not that many fanfics on this pairing, so why not?

Fyi, the cover for this is drawn by none other than me.