A/N: the ginyu force have finally arrived and their smallest member, Guldo, steps up to fight Gohan and Krillin.

(Yeah, I know. The Edit I did on that Picture sucks).

The Ginyu Force's space pods slowly opened up with the Ginyu Force flying up in front of Frieza, who was at the top of her ship in her little pod.

Captain Ginyu: men, Introductions.

Ginyu does her pose.

Captain Ginyu: Ginyu!

Jeice does his poses.

Jeice: Jeice!

Burter does his poses.

Burter: Burter!

Guldo does his poses.

Guldo: Guldo!

Recoome does his poses.

Recoome: Recoome!

Captain Ginyu: and together, we are... The Ginyu Force!

The was a short silence as the Ginyu Force held their pose in Front of Frieza.

Frieza's mind: sure is Zarbon in here...

Captain Ginyu: Lady Frieza. thank you for this chance to serve you.

Recoome: AND BUST SOME HEADS!

Captain Ginyu: quite. But before we go down to business, Jeice?

Jeice: yes ma'me, cap'n. Here you go, Lady Frieza. The new up-to-date scouters.

Frieza: good. And they have the ringtone I wanted?

Captain Ginyu: yes, ma'me.

She pressed a button on her scouter and it started to play F by Maximum the Hormone.

(Seriously though, was I the only person who remembered this song playing in DBZA WAY before Resurrection F was even thought of)?

Frieza: glorious. Now, as you have been informed, Vegeta and a few other pests have taken my Dragon Balls.

Recoome: whoa, whoa, whoa, Vegeta?

Burter: Little Veggie?

Guldo: What's a Dragon Ball?

Recoome: Recoome can't believe she had it in her.

Burter: I know, right?

Guldo: what's a Dragon Ball?

Frieza: yes. It turns out Zarbon and Dodoria weren't enough. I've called you five here to get them back.

Captain Ginyu: easy enough. Would you rather them dead or alive?

Frieza: either or.

Captain Ginyu: dead it is! Ginyu Force, assemble!

The Ginyu Force huddled up and performed a warm up routine.

Burter: speed of light and strength of all...

Recoome: The Ginyu Force shall make them fall!

Jeice: Lady Queen Cold's army's strongest force...

(There is a reason I gender swapped cold. You'll know when the frieza arc passes).

Guldo: we'll rid them all, secure the course.

Captain Ginyu: If trouble meets us as we pass...

Ginyu Force: we'll shove our fists right up their ass!

Captain Ginyu: Ginyu Force...

Ginyu Force: move out!

The Ginyu Force flew away while Frieza sat there as she put her scouter on and started playing F by Maximum the Hormone again while smirking.

(Meanwhile, outside Guru's place).

Vegeta: we're dead! We are dead! All dead! All gonna die! Dead Men Be We! A cornucopia of pain and despair is coming our way to ensure our demise! We are SO going to die..e..e! Why..y..y..y?!

(Y/N): get a grip, woman!

Guru: naaaail. Slap em.

Nail slapped Krillin.

Krillin: ow!

Guru: thank you.

Vegeta: Every fiber of my being wants to puke at once when I say this... but I need your heeeeh... I need your heeheeeeh...

Gohan: you need our help?

Vegeta: that, yes.

Krillin: all right. But if we're gonna be a team, we need a name!

Vegeta: no, we don't.

(Y/N): for once, I actually agree with her on this.

Logan: I second that.

Krillin: ooh, I know, how about "Team Five Star"?

Vegeta: ...what?

Logan: what the hell kind of name even is that?

Krillin: well, we're a team, and there's five of us, and the Dragon Balls have stars on them. "Team Five Star"!

Vegeta: that just makes me want to kill you even more. And you're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.

Krillin: Team Five Star, move out!

Krillin flew away.

Vegeta: I swear to god...

(Y/N): I'll kill that bald jackass.

Vegeta looked at you for a moment and even gave a light blush before just simply growing and taking off with krillin, with You, Logan and Gohan just behind.

Bulma was sitting in a chair and taking a nap before a blast came out of nowhere and nearly hit her, causing her to wake up. She saw it was Vegeta slowly walking up to her, with eyes glowing red in anger.

Vegeta: hello, Earth woman...

Bulma stammered in fear.

Vegeta: you know what I want... Now give it to me!

Bulma was scared and pointed to a Dragon Ball nearby.

Bulma: The... The Dragon Ball's right there.

Vegeta: oh, I'm not here for the Dragon Ball...

Bulma: wh... what?

Vegeta: spread 'em...

Bulma closed her eyes and prepared for the worst, but, she suddenly opened her eyes as she fell down from her chair and yelled:

Bulma: OH GOD, SHE HAS A D***!!!!!

She then looked over to You, Logan, Vegeta, Krillin and Gohan, who were looking at her in surprise as your eyes were open wide.

Krillin: uh..... right..... well, taking the Dragon Ball; bitch at me later!

Vegeta: your hair looks stupid.

She and Krillin flew off.

Gohan: sorry, Bulma.

He flew off.

(Y/N): if that's your kinda thing I won't judge.

You said before flying off.

Logan: I'm kinda at a lose of words from that at the moment.

He flew off with you.

Bulma: ALL OF MY HATE!!!

As You and The Others were flying at top speed, you looked to Logan and started to speak.

(Y/N): you know, I never exactly got the chance to ask you this, but where exactly did you come from and why were you watching me from far over in the rocks?

Logan: well, it's kind of a long story. But, I just to be part of a...... let's just call it a sort of law enforcement where we had to prevent criminals from causing trouble in different places in time.

(Y/N): I see.

Logan: I eventually left because my boss was a nagging brat and I couldn't take anymore of the drama that went on up there. I'd thought I'd stop by namek to get a long and well deserved break.

Gohan: Vegeta...? If you don't mind me asking, what are we in for?

Vegeta: you ever watched Power Rangers?

Gohan: no.

Vegeta: Ninja Turtles?

Gohan: no.

Vegeta: Sailor Moon?

Gohan: no.

Vegeta: Beetle... Borgs?

Gohan: no.

Vegeta: V.R. Troopers?

Gohan: no.

Vegeta: Samurai Cyber-Squad?

Gohan: no.

Vegeta: ...Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills?

Gohan: oh, yeah!

Vegeta: god damn it!

(Y/N): oh you gotta be fucked kidding me.

You all landed in the area where Vegeta had stolen the five other Dragon Balls. She ran toward the five other ones.

Vegeta: yes! We made it here before the Ginyus. Come on, let's get this over with and...

She noticed you all standing far away from her, with Krillin still holding a Dragon Ball, glaring as You and Logan were being on the ready to attack in case she tried anything funny.

Vegeta: what the hell are you four idiots doing?

Krillin: we don't think we can trust you. You still haven't pledged your allegiance to Team Five Star!

(Y/N): not my reason.

Vegeta: what are you, dense? The Ginyu Force could be here any second and then we're....

Captain Ginyu: hi, Vegeta.

Vegeta: hi, Ginyu. And then we're...

She stopped herself and notices that the Ginyu Force had arrived.

Vegeta: son of a (Scouter beep) ...ing (beep) beast! Why the (beep) does all this (beep) ing s**t happen to me? well as far as I care these, miserable (beep) can have a (beep) (beep) gy...

Captain Ginyu: jeice, please.

Jeice kept pressing a button on his scouter, causing it to beep the moment Vegeta cursed.

Jeice: sorry cap'n, the scouter's acting a bit chunky...

Vegeta: ...with a god damn pig!

Captain Ginyu: are you done?

Vegeta: yeah.

She said while exhaling.

Captain Ginyu: very good. Now, to cut straight to the point: I want those two Dragon Balls you have there.

Guldo: oh, so THAT'S a Dragon Ball.

He said as he figured out that the orbs you had were The Dragon Balls.

Captain Ginyu: supposedly there are seven in total, if my report is correct. And the other five are...

Krillin: right behind you!

Vegeta: my God, man. You just cannot...

Krillin still kept running his mouth quickly.

Krillin: shut up when I'm scared, I know. I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.

Vegeta: please kill him... Seriously, he won't be missed...

(Y/N): another thing I'm starting to agree with her on.

Captain Ginyu: well, I do believe that accounts for everything. Before I take these Dragon Balls and leave my associates here to clean up, is there anything you'd like to say to me, Vegeta?

Vegeta: as a matter of fact, there is. Look at your men, and now back to me. Now look back at your men, back to me. I am not your men, I'm flipping you off. Now look at the ground, back to me. Where's the Dragon Ball? It's gone!

She said as she had tossed one of the Dragon Balls and sent it flying off in the air.

Vegeta: I threw it! And THERE IS NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN...

Burter landed with the Dragon Ball.

Burter: here you go, boss.

Captain Ginyu: thank you, Burter.

Burter: It's what I do.

Vegeta: but.... but I chucked that son of a bitch as hard as I could!

Burter: oh, you can't beat my speed, I'm the fastest in the universe.

(Y/N): and just like that, you've successfully pissed off a fan base of a blue hedgehog.

Vegeta: we're all going to die, anyway. so...

She looked over to Krillin.

Vegeta: baldy, break the ball!

Krillin: what the...? I...

Vegeta: punch the damn thing!

Krillin: AAAAAA...

He tried punching the Dragon Ball, only to injure his hand.

Krillin: OW, my hand!

Vegeta: hit it harder!

Krillin: but I...

Vegeta: harder!

Krillin: YAAAAA...

He punched the Dragon Ball again and screamed in pain.

Logan: good god, you cannot seriously be unable to do this simple thing.

Vegeta continued to demand Krillin to hit the Dragon Ball harder, only for Krillin to do so and groan in pain.

Recoome: uh, Guldo. Don't you think you should...

Guldo: oh? Oh right, that thing I do stopping time, yeah. One sec.

Vegeta: break it or I'll break you!

Krillin: WAAAAA...

He prepared to hit the Dragon Ball again but it suddenly disappeared.

Krillin: what? I...

Vegeta: what? Where did it go?

Logan: I think that would be the green four eyed hobbit over there.

Guldo: hey!

Guldo was seen holding the Dragon Ball.

Guldo: see this, Vegeta? This is for all the times you used to embarrass me!

(Flashback).

Vegeta and Guldo passed each other in a hall.

Guldo: hey, Vegeta. How's it going?

Vegeta: oh look, it's Guldo! You want a biscuit, boy? You want a biscuit?

Guldo: ...do you think I'm a dog?

Vegeta: have a biscuit!

She threw a dog biscuit at Guldo's head. Causing the small green alien to growl in anger.

(Back to Present).

Guldo: and now, it will be YOU who rolls over and plays dea....

He got hit in the head with a dog biscuit, causing him to growl in anger, with his eyes being bloodshot red.

(Y/N): boy, is there anyone in the universe you haven't pissed off yet?

Vegeta: nope.

Captain Ginyu: all right, everyone settle down! Before I take these Dragon Balls to Lord Frieza, it's time for everyone's favorite game...

Jeice, Burter, Guldo, & Recoome: WHEEL... OF... DEATH!

A wheel soon appeared with a city background.

Captain Ginyu: now, for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple. One of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!

(Y/N) & Logan: we're seriously not doing this are we?

The wheel spun and landed on Vegeta.

Vegeta: what the--? When did you have time to set this up? And... is that a camera?

Inside Frieza's throne room, She was watching the show going on as she saw Vegeta bitch.

Vegeta: what kind of sadistic retard watches this crap?

Frieza: love this show.

(Back to "Show").

Captain Ginyu: all right, first contestant...

The wheel started spinning.

Guldo: come on, Vegeta! Come on, Vegeta!

The wheel landed on Gohan and Krillin, Who were labeled on the board as "Kid with Stupid Hair & Bald Guy". You and Logan as "Green Dragon and Random Guy".

Logan: hey!

(Y/N): I'll have you know I'm more than just green.

Guldo: AAARGH! re-spin, re-spin, re-spin!

Recoome: lucky little bastard got two of 'em...

Burter: alright, let's give this sucker a spin.

The wheel started spinning again and landed on "Vacation".

Captain Ginyu: Congratulations! You've just won a free all-expense-paid trip to Space Australia!

Burter: oh, you've got to be freaking kidding me...

Jeice: oh, hey, Space Aus'! That's me home planet!

Krillin: wait, hold on. You're from Australia?

Jeice: Space Australia! Or more specifically, Space Brisbane.

He then held up a small flag,

Jeice: Go Space Broncos!

Krillin: So... it's like... Australia...

Jeice: In space. Gotta be careful though, Burter. Space dingo will eat your space baby... Like me sister... poor Sheila.

(Y/N): I guess now I'll know what a space new york is like.

Jeice: you guessed it.....

(Y/N): let me guess, new york, but in space?

Jeice: actually, it's a lot more crowded there.

Vegeta: can we please get on with this?

Jeice: oh, right, let's have a go then.

The wheel started spinning once again and landed on "Bankrupt".

Jeice: ohh, piss off, ya great blooming pinwheel!

Burter: oh great. That means Vegeta goes to...

Recoome: yes! In your face!

He yelled at Guldo before turning to Vegeta.

Recoome: Vegeta, your time is coming! Soon, you will face the End-All, the Be-All, the Plead-All... REEEECOOOOME!

Gohan: I swear, I don't even know what's going on anymore...

(Y/N): welcome to my world at the moment.

Captain Ginyu: all right gang, it's time for me to head off. Try not to mess up your uniforms and be back by 05:00!

Jeice, Burter, Guldo, & Recoome: yes Captain!

Captain Ginyu: Ciao!

She flew away with all seven Dragon Balls.

Krillin: so, uh, I guess we are fighting the little green guy over there?

Vegeta: yeah, that's Guldo, have fun with him.

Krillin: any strategies?

Vegeta: throw dog treats at him.

Krillin: how would that help?

Vegeta: I'll find it hilarious.

Krillin: well, come on, Gohan. We're strong enough to take this guy! Just keep your guard up!

Guldo: that's right, keep on your guard. Don't drop it... not even for an instant! ZA WARUDO!!!

(Y/N): ah shit, a fucking jojo reference!

Krillin: what are you...

Everything paused, went inverted, before going back to normal.

Krillin: ...going on about..... ?

Krillin got crushed by a steamroller.

Guldo: you see that? That was just a taste of my power....!

Krillin lifted the steamroller.

Guldo: ...Huh?

Logan: oh look, a moment where the jojo meme doesn't work.

Krillin tossed the steamroller away.

Krillin: GAH-HA! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?

Guldo: (dumbfounded) That...was supposed to crush you.

Krillin: Gohan... Did you see it? His power. He can...

Gohan: Stop time?

Krillin: ...summon steamrollers!

Gohan: y... you're sure about that?

Krillin: positive! Go for him!

Krillin and Gohan started charging at Guldo.

Guldo: you fools... WAAH!

He froze Krillin and Gohan in midair and started laughing.

Guldo: my psychic powers are unrivaled in all the galaxy! You stood there and mocked me... The whole world stood there and mocked me! But now, you find yourselves slaves to my whim! Feel the earth fall out from under you, your world shatter! As I... AM... YOUR... why can't I feel my everything?

He soon realized he was decapitated as his head was on the ground.

Guldo: oh...

The small green alien's body toppled on the ground.

Guldo's mind: this is the end of the road... The end for me... I....I wonder... Will I dream...?

Guldo then got hit in the head with a dog biscuit by Vegeta.

Guldo: I f***ing hate you.

Vegeta: I know.

She blasted Guldo's head.

A/N: 1 down, 4 to go.