A/N: Recoome steps up next to battle Vegeta, but soon finds himself in quite the predicament when he get's attacked by You. 

Vegeta stood over the spot where she had just blasted Guldo to oblivion.

Goahn: you really saved us, Vegeta.

Krillin: yeah... You totally pulled our butts out of the fire there. Really showed that Team Five Star spirit...!

Vegeta: they'll never find your body...

Gohan: I feel a little sorry for those guys. They just lost their teammate. They must be devastated.

Jeice: so... when was the last time you had to.. you know?

Recoome: three weeks.

Jeice: bloody hell! Three weeks?

Burter: I did it on the trip here.

Recoome: recoome didn't even have enough room in his pod.

Jeice noticed Guldo's headless corpse.

Jeice: oy...! oy, is that Guldo over there? Is he dead?

Recoome: how tragic...

There was a short pause.

Burter: not telling the captain! 1-2-3, not it!

Recoome: not it!

Jeice: not it... Aww, wankers...

It was now Recoome's turn to step up as his opponent was Vegeta.

Vegeta: so, are we gonna do this or wha....

Recoome: HIT... RECOOOOOME'S MUSIC!

"Hangarmageddon" by Evil Horde started playing.

Recoome: Vegeta, you think that just because you're the Princess of all Saiyans you're the best there is at what you do... But let Recoome tell you something, sister: you ain't no Wolverine! And you ain't got what it takes to step up to a five... time... champion!

Vegeta: champion of what?

(Y/N): the champion of bragging, I'm going to guess.

Jeice: this fight right here is gonna be a bloomin' slobberknocker it is.

Burter: you can just feel the intensity!

Vegeta: who are you talking to?

Burter: The audience.

Jeice: we're doing commentary, mate.

Logan: what audience? There's no one even here except us.

Recoome: you see, Vegeta, you sit here and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe; how they're the most ruthless. Well, look at where they are now: DEAD! You talk about your legends, and your warrior race, and your pride, but that doesn't mean a damn thing to this man! Because the name's Recoome, and it rhymes with doom, and you're gonna be hurting... all... too... SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

He does a fighting pose, accompanied by the audience cheering, which dies down as Krillin and Gohan were terrified. You and Logan weren't intimidated at all while Vegeta just continued to glare at Recoome.

Vegeta: wrestling's fake.

The audience started booing, with a slight embrance of "you su-diddly-uck" being heard)

Vegeta: oh, go to Hell, all of you! And if it means getting this damn thing over with, then I'm just going to have to kill your ass! Now hit... MY music!

"Step Into The Grand Tour" from DragonBall GT started playing.

Vegeta: oh, the f**k with this!

She powered up and charged at Recoome, punching him into a mountain, removing his scouter in the process, and then charged up two energy blasts on each hand.

Vegeta: SUCK IT, JABRONI!

Vegeta put both energy blasts in front of herself and fired it at Recoome, causing a huge explosion. Krillin and Gohan ducked their heads due to the magnitude of the attack While You put an arm over your face to try and keep any dust from your face. The smoke from the blast eventually cleared out.

Vegeta: well... everything went better than expected...

The smoke then cleared, showing Recoome, doing a pose while slightly scathed, having lost his armor)

Recoome: you talking more smack, Vegeta?

Vegeta: what?! How could you possibly get up after a hit like that?!

Recoome: silly Vegeta, The only thing Recoome sells... is merchandise!

A bunch of Recoome-themed merchandise popped up on the screen, including a pixelated Recoome-vibrator, which started vibrating.

Logan: excuse me for a moment, I'm going to go throw up.

Jeice: oy, Burter, bet you Recoome don't even leave a body.

Burter: please... you already owe me a space soda from our last bet.

Jeice: well, you still owe me a space burger from the one before that.

It suddenly cut to a spacey's food commercial.

Commercial Announcer: And where can you find all this spectacular space food? At Spacey's. Now with our new Raditz Menu. Spacey's. It's good food, in space.

At Frieza's ship, Captain Ginyu delivered all seven Dragon Balls to The Space Empress.

Captain Ginyu: and one more makes seven!

Frieza: ahh, Ginyu, I should have called you from the beginning.

Captain Ginyu: thank you, ma'me. Now, in celebration, I shall commence the Dance of Joy!

Frieza: oh, no, no, that won't be necessary.

Captain Ginyu: It is entirely necessary!

Frieza desperately tried to avoid watching Ginyu's dance.

Frieza: ah, no, really... you don't have to....

Captain Ginyu: actually, I do. I am contractually obligated under your mother to dance the Dance of Joy post every successful mission.

Frieza: ugh... Proceed...

Captain Ginyu started dancing.

Back at "NAMEKIMANIA 2011", The fight with Recoome wasn't looking very good for Vegeta.

Jeice: and we're back, mates!

Burter: while you were gone, Recoome caught Vegeta off-guard with his patented Recoome Knee.

Recoome kneed Vegeta in the face, sending her stumbling back. As you watched on, you started to grip your fist and winced your eyes a little.

Jeice: It was absolutely devastating, Burter! And now he's back on the offensive. But, he can't seem to land a single hit!

Recoome: Recoome... ELBOW!

He elbowed Vegeta into a rock side, causing her to yell before kneeing her in the stomach as she was still on the rocks and caused her to yell and even spit out a little blood.

(Y/N)'s mind: I don't even know why, but, it's watching her getting beaten up that's getting me rather pissed off at the moment.

Logan looked next to you.

Logan: hey, are you alright?

(Y/N): yeah.

Vegeta threw a punch at Recoome, only to get her fist caught by him and then elbowed into a lake by him.

Jeice: ohh, and Recoome follows up with a vicious Recoome Elbow!

Burter: It looks like Recoome is just too fast for Vegeta, and that's coming from the fastest guy in the universe!

Jeice: ...not really relevant, Burter.

Back at the ship, Captain Ginyu was continuing with the Dance of Joy before finally finishing.

Captain Ginyu: and that ends the Dance of Joy.

Frieza: uggh... thank God. Now, lets wish me some immortality.

Captain Ginyu: not quite yet, Lady Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the "Mommy's Little Princess" dance.

Frieza: my mother would command no such thing!

Captain Ginyu: you are correct, Lady Frieza.

Frieza: Very well...

Captain Ginyu: It was your brother.

Frieza let out a frustrated yell.

Back to "NAMEKIMANIA 2011".

Jeice: and we're back with the fight!

Burter: here's what you missed!

A monitor showed Vegeta in the water.

Jeice: boy, did we time that commercial right or what?

Vegeta burst out of the water and double punched Recoome in the stomach.

Burter: ohhh, sneak attack from Vegeta!

Jeice: but it looks like it didn't do jack s**t!

Recoome smirked before grabbing Vegeta and lifted her over his head.

Burter: wait! He's setting up the...

Recoome and Vegeta plummeted toward the ground.

Vegeta: AAAAAAAAHH!

Jeice: PILE DRIVER! PILE DRIVER!

Recoome slammed Vegeta onto the ground. Vegeta was seen implanted on the ground, face first. Recoome chuckled and plucked Vegeta from the ground.

Krillin: Hey! Hey Gohan, look! He picked Vegeta... like a....

Gohan: like a vegetable, yes.

Krillin: ha!

You let out a slight growl of irritation.

Recoome: you see, Vegeta. You don't seem to comprehend where you stand right here. Because the name's Recoo....

Vegeta: RHAA!

She blasted Recoome right in the face, knocking him over.

Burter: Oh, look at that!

Jeice: she might have just taken Recoome's bleedin' head off! This would be a huge loss for sport entertainment!

Recoome quickly jumped back on his feet.

Recoome: as Recoome was sayin'... the name's Recoome... it rhymes with doom... and you're gonna be hurtin' all... too... SOOOON!

He said before doing another battle pose.

Burter: he's setting up for the Recoome Eraser Gun!

Jeice: this is vintage Recoome right here!

Recoome put both hands on his head.

Recoome: Recooooome... Eraserrrrr...

Vegeta was seen panting as she too exhausted and a bit bloodied to move,

Burter: This could be the end!

Recoome: GUUUN!!

He fired an energy blast, only to get nailed in the back of the neck by and then got slammed face first into the ground by you.

Recoome: Oomph!

Gohan: Vegeta!

Gohan grabbed Vegeta and avoided the blast, causing it to collide with a mountain and obliterating it. You then tossed Recoome and shot him with a Dragon Pulse, making him crash to the ground again.

Logan: jeez, what was that just now?

Jeice: oh, last-second interference from Team Five Star!

Vegeta yelled at Gohan after being rescued by him.

Vegeta: you idiot! I'm already one foot in the grave! You should have attacked Recoome!

Krillin: come on, Vegeta. We couldn't lose one of our most valuable Team Five Star members. You carry the stable!

Vegeta: If there is any solace to all of this, it's that you will die along with me...

Recoome: could Recoome get a mirror? He feels like he might have chipped a tooth.

He said as he spoke with a mouth full of broken teeth.

Krillin: dear God, what happened to your face?!

Burter: according to the rules in reg, he's allowed to take on both of these new challengers!

Recoome: sounds good to Recoome! Recooooome...

Krillin: does every move you have start with....

Recoome: KICK!

Recoome kicked Krillin in the face, sending him sprawling as he bounced on the ground.

(Krillin Owned Count: 13).

Krillin:GAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhh...

Gohan: KRILLIN!

Jeice: oh, and a devastating Recoome Kick there! Let's see that again, in slow motion! Brought to you by... Space XXXX. Space XXXX, because Space VB is piss!

They played it in slow motion.

Recoome: Recooooome...

Krillin: does every move you have start with....

Slow motion of Recoome kicking Krillin in the face.

Recoome: KICK!!

Krillin was knocked away at regular speed.

Krillin: GAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhh....

Jeice: what a ripper!

Gohan checked on Krillin, who was immobilized by Recoome's attack.

Gohan: Krillin!

Krillin: hello, Gohan, have you done your homework? 'Cause if you don't, Chi-Chi will KICK my ass...

Gohan: a... are you okay?

Krillin: yeah. Seems he threw my nervous system out of whack there... Can't quite feel the pain.......................... There it is... Owwww...

(At Guru's Place).

GURU: naaaaaail! Our visitors from Earth require your assistance. You must go help them.

Nail: Lord Guru, that would leave you totally unguarded.

Guru: no, I would have Dende...

Dende: please don't leave me alone with him.

Guru: he is the third strongest of our kind.

Nail: Lord Guru, there are... only three of us left...

Guru: dende, how does it feel to be the bronze medal?

Dende: like everyone I know and love is dead.

Guru:.............................. Every party needs a pooper, that's why they invited you. Party pooper. Party pooper.

There was a brief pause.

Nail: Lord Guru...

Guru: WHY ARE YOU STILL HEEEEEE...

(Back to "NAMEKIMANIA 2011").

Jeice: and welcome back to the fight, ladies and gents!

Burter: last we left, we had three new contenders!

Jeice: we now have one!

He said as Gohan was now out and You and Recoome were facing off.

(Y/N): It's about time I stopped that constantly running trap of yours!

You said aggressively.

Recoome: ha! You think Recoome is scared of a puny little lizard. Well, let me tell you something: Recoome eats things like you for lunch. Why? Because the names.....

You head butted Recoome and sent him into a cliff before charging at him and getting a tight grip on his face.

(Y/N): I'm a Dragon, you fucker!

You then dragged his face across the rock as it started to crack.

Jeice: holy hell, he's really going to town on Recoome's face.

Burter: he really did not like being called a lizard, jeice!

Jeice: what is he a snake? A dragon?

Burter: a snake-dragon?

Jeice: but the real question is... What do the fans think?

The audience boo'd as you punched Recoome in the chest and sent him flying, moved at fast speeds and managed to hit him in the back and sent him high in the air before landing yet another hit on him, causing him the crash to the ground, where you land right on him, and proceed to deliver and multiple punches on him. All while Vegeta and Logan watch.

Vegeta: w.....what the hell? He was never acting this way when I fought him on earth.

Logan: hmmmm.

Logan looked carefully at your actions and was able to get a good guess on what was the deal.

Logan: I see.

Vegeta: what?

Logan: he's acting out of instinct whenever a potential mate is being harmed.

Vegeta: you mean to fucking tell me that he.....

Logan: he imprinted on you.

Vegeta: oh what, did me threatening him make his dick hard?

Logan just shrugged.

Logan: I'm not exactly an animal expert. But All I can say that this is the case, don't expect yourself to be the only one. There could be another that's gotten his attention.

Vegeta's mind: what does he mean by.......................... I swear if he's fucking referring to kakarot of all fucking people.....

Burter: oh this is just a horrible show to witness, folks.

Jeice: I can't bear it. The champ, Recoome, it being beaten by some dragon bloke.

You soon finished before kicked Recoome across the ground and fired your dragon pulse at him. The dust settle and it showed Recoome on the ground, bruised up and not moving.

Jeice: I.....don't........ believe it......

Burter: Recoome actually lost?

On a separate part of Namek, Goka's spaceship landed in the distance, causing a massive explosion.Goka stood in front of an opening door, with a bag of Senzu Beans tied to her and a look ready for battle, all while Rick Derringer's "Real American" song plays in the background.

Back at Frieza's Shp, Captain Ginyu was doing the "Daddy's Little Princess" dance before finally finishing.

Captain Ginyu: all done.

Frieza: all right, so... you're done with all your dances?

Captain Ginyu: yes, sir!

Frieza: we can wish for my immortality now?

Captain Ginyu: of course!

Frieza: fantastic. Now, Dragon Balls, grant my wish! Make me, Lady Frieza, immortal!

Frieza waited, but nothing happened.

Captain Ginyu: umm... I don't think it worked.

Frieza: but... but why not? Those Village Elders explicitly told me there were only seven balls that I need merely to bring them together to grant my wish! So, what the hell!?

Captain Ginyu: perhaps there's a password.

Frieza: a password? But... I... killed them all... There's no one left to tell me! I've lost my wish!

Captain Ginyu: might I suggest the "Dance of Cheering You Up"?

Frieza: ugh... Proceed...

Captain Ginyu started doing the Dance of Cheering You Up.

A/N: There's no cheering up what she just went through.