A/N: Goka arrives and basically pwns the Ginyu Force.

Goka looked around as she had finally arrived on namek.

Goka: finally, I'm on Planet Namek.

Krillin: help uuuuussssss!

Krillin yelled in the distance.

Goka: so serene.

Krillin: oh, God, I'm in so much pain! Heeeeeelp!

He kept yelling in the distance.

Goka: I think I hear a duck. But this far out in space? That doesn't make any sense!

Krillin: Quaaaaaaaack...

He quacked in the distance to get things more properly to Goka.

Goka: Oh, no! That sounds like Krillin! Imma comin'!

She powered up to Kaio-ken and flew to the direction the noise was coming from.

(Outside Frieza's ship).

Frieza: I can't believe we came all the way out here and spent a week in the Space Boonies for nothing! Seriously, I'm surprised we didn't hear banjos on the way in because everybody's inbred and looks the f**king same! Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced is named Chuck!

Captain Ginyu: Lady Frieza...

Frieza: WHAT?!

Captain Ginyu: there may still be a few holed up somewhere. Perhaps you should check your scouter.

Frieza paused for a brief moment and then checked her scouter.

Frieza: well, would you look at that? Three in that direction.

She got into her bubble car.

Frieza: good work, Ginyu.

Captain Ginyu: all in a day's work ma'me.

Frieza flew off, leaving Ginyu to herself.

Captain Ginyu: and now... the Dance of Solitude!

Captain Ginyu starts dancing, with "Vouge" playing in the background)

Back with Burter and Jeice, they were waiting as they watched a red dot approaching the battlefield.

Burter: so are we just waiting for this thing or wha.....

Goku quickly flew into the battlefield.

Jeice: holy doolie!

Burter: jesus, that was fast! I.... I mean not as... not as fast as me considering I'm the fastest in the... in the universe. But compared to the average person...

Jeice: we get it, mate. It's cool.

You looked over to Goka as she approached the nearly-dead Gohan. You finally managed to calm down from your anger and went over to Vegeta. During this, Recoome finally got back up.

Recoome: just what is going on here?

As you walked to Vegeta, Logan stepped to you.

Logan: hey, you calm now?

(Y/N): yeah, just fine now.

You reached your hand out to Vegeta, who simply huffed and looked away.

Vegeta: I'm p..... perfectly capable of getting up on my own.

(Y/N): then try it.

She grunted as she tried her best to get up on her feet, but, the pain in her body preventing her from doing so. She then let out a sigh and reluctantly held out her hand. You then helped her up as Goka started shaking Gohan, who made snapping noises while doing so.

Goka: Gohan. Hey, Gohan. Gohaaaan... Gohan?

Gohan didn't respond, with his neck limply falling down.

Goka: maybe he'll wake up if I shake him some more...

Krillin: Goka, just give him a Senzu!

Goka: oh, right.

She started getting a Senzu Bean) Eat up, Gohan.

Recoome: hey! Recoome was in the middle of a match, here! So how 'bout yo....

You soon turned around and glared at Recoome. However, Goka then spoke.

Goka: sir... I am talking to my son.

Recoome: oh, Recoome apologizes. Wait, what am I apologizing for? RECOOME'S GONNA KILL YOU!

Gohan got fed a Senzu Bean, making a Final Fantasy sound effect along with a green 9999 appearing over his head, and woke up.

Gohan: mom...? mom!

He clutched Goka's shirt)

Gohan: oh, my God, you're here! I love you, mom!

Goka: that's right, Gohan. I am here.

Goka then walked up to Krillin.

Goka: hey, Krillin! Ya hangin' in there?

Krillin: oh, I've had worse. Ya know... when I died... This is definitely a close second, though.

Recoome: Recoome will not be ignored!

Goka: sir. I am trying to talk to my friends!

She then walked over to You, Logan and Vegeta.

Goka: oh, hey dragon guy. Who's your friend there?

She said referring to Logan.

Logan: long story.

Goka: ok, hey Vegeta, we're friends now, right?

Vegeta: F**k off.

Goka: The best. So have a magic bean!

She tossed a Senzu Bean at Vegeta, who caught it,

Goka: but make sure you chew it, or else you'll grow a beanstalk in your belly!

Krillin: Goka, it was terrible! We landed here, and then there were these really strong guys, and then there was even more strong guys, and then our ship blew up, and then there was even more strong....

He said all this while his voice broke down.

Goka: bored now. Reading your mind.

Krillin: wait, what?

Goka placed his hand on Krillin's head and read his mind.

Goka: Haha!

Krillin: Goka, did you just read my mind?

Goka: yuh-huh.

Krillin: but how could you.....

Goka: Muffin Button.

Krillin: what?

Goka: huh?

Recoome: THAT'S IT! Recoome has had enough!

He started charging up energy.

Recoome: feel the strength of the Reeeecoooome Ultra Fighting Miracle...

Goka: sir!

She elbowed Recoome in the stomach, knocking him unconscious.

Goka: I will fight you in a minute.

Vegeta's mind: this... this is impossible! First the fucking dragon guy is just batting around Recoome out of anger because he imprinted on me. But, Kakarrot was nowhere near that same level when we fought on Earth! The only way she could have attained this strength is... No! It can't be! The legend says it only happens every 1,000 years! Has she become... a Super Saiyan?!

Goka: so, anyway... Vegeta, what happened to you? Did you get beat up by this guy?

She said referring to Recoome, who was groaning in pain.

Vegeta: uhh... n... no... I um... Uh...

Ghost Nappa: You fell down some stairs.

Vegeta: I fell down some stairs.

Krillin: no you didn't, you....

Vegeta: shut up before I throw you down a flight!

(At Guru's Place).

Guru: so, Dende... Sucks about your family.

Dende: we've gone over this...

Guru: but do you know who also lost his family...? Batman.

Dende: I don't know who that is!

Guru: see? This is why we need TV!

Dende: why?

Guru started doing the 60s Batman theme, only with Dende's name replacing Batman's.

Guru: ♪Nananananananana Dende. Nananananananana Dende. Dende...♪

Dende: Guru.

Guru: ♪Dende...♪

Dende: Nail's here.

He said as Nail entered via an elevator. A dark bruise was on his head.

Guru: Naaaaaaaiiiiiiilllllll. Why are you back?

Nail: I never left, sir. I was outside hitting my head against the wall for 20 minutes.

(Flashback).

The sounds of Nail hitting his head against the wall four times was heard, with Guru flinching everytime he did so).

(Back to Present.)

Guru: so that's what that was... Why have you ignored my order?

Nail: because, Lord Guru, I can't leave you unguarded no matter what......

Guru coughed up mucus, which dripped down on Nail's face.

Guru: clean that up!

(Back to the battlefield).

Jeice: what the bleedin' hell?! We were havin' a right ripsnorter here, and then this piker shows up and just like that it's "Goodnight, Irene"!

Krillin: we get it, you're from Space Australia!

Burter: she's making fools out of us, Jeice!

Jeice: You're bloomin' right she is! We'd better bust out our special technique...

The two then powered up.

Burter & Jeice: Seizure Procedure!

The two combined into a whirling blue and red vortex, as everything started flashing red and blue, with "Sandstorm" by Darude playing in the background. Goka only silently glared at the vortex.

Gohan: Krillin, whatever you do, don't look directly at it! Krillin?

Krillin had his eyes rolled back in his head, foaming at his wide-open mouth, and moaning unintelligibly.

(Krillin Owned Count: 14)

(Y/N): christ, Bulma was definitely right about you.

Jeice: no way! No one resists the Seizure Procedure!

Burter: plan B!

Burter and Jeice landed next to Goka; Burter landed from behind while Jeice landed in the front.

Jeice: alright, you bitch. Prepare to feel the wrath of the Ginyu....

Goka punched Jeice in the face)

Jeice: argh! Gah! You goddamn wanker! You punched me in the...

She punched Jeice again.

Jeice: argh! Gah! Ya did it again!

She punched Jeice yet again.

Jeice: daah! Stop it! Stop it!

She punched Jeice a fourth time.

Jeice: Ah! Piss!

He started thinking to himself.

Jeice's mind: oh, what did the cap'n tell us to do in this situation?!

He started to have a flashback of Captain Ginyu giving advise.

Captain Ginyu: Jeice, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to....

Goka punched Jeice a fifth time, ending the flashback.

Jeice: gahhh! Ow! She cut off the cap'n!

Goka: so, aren't you gonna dodge any of these?

Jeice: oh, that's what the cap'n...

She punched Jeice a SIXTH time.

Jeice: ahh! BURTER! SUPPORT!!

Burter: well, you've got very nice hair, you're a beautiful shade of red, and honestly, you're the only guy I can rely on on this team.

Jeice: I meant punch him, ya daft bastard! Argh! Oh, but thanks, you know? That did really cheer me....

She punched Jeice once again.

(You pretty much get the point).

Jeice: ahh! God, I think she broke something that time!

Burter and Jeice attacked Goka, with Goka easily blocking both their attacks. Goka then counter attacked by sweepkicking Burter off his feet and then got back up and held her hands near his face, all while "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer played, with the music pausing at word "Stop:"

Goka: Goka time!

She blasted Burter and Jeice away simultaneously with a Ki blast.

Jeice: alright, this is just bloody stupid!

Burter: calm down! We gotta come up with a plan! Listen, if you use your Crusher Ball on him, I can rush her the moment she tries to dodge. She may be fast, but she's not faster than the fastest guy in the universe!

Jeice: okay, mate, we need to talk. About this whole "fastest in the universe" thing. First off, the Cap'n's got a higher power level than you.

Burter: yeah, so?

Jeice: Well then, correct me if I'm wrong, but a higher power level means he's faster, yeah?

(Not Necessarily).

Burter: Well okay... Maybe...

Jeice: and Lady Frieza's got a higher power level than all of us...

Burter: okay, that's just not fair...

Jeice: and, if ya think about it, Guldo can stop time, so that technically makes him faster than....

Burter: NO, NO, NO! OKAY?! I AM NOT SLOWER THAN F**KING GULDO!!!

Jeice: Burter, calm down.

Burter: NO, SHUT UP! YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID RED FACE! '

He started doing a Jeice impression.

Burter: "oh, don't worry, mate, you're just slower than Guldo!"

He continued speaking inaudibly during Goka's thought transition.

Goka's mind: I wonder if there's a Denny's on this planet... I could really go for a Grand Slam...

(I could go for a Denny's Burger right now. I can only finish half for now, then the rest later, but still).

Burter: ...you don't know what it's like! Everyone has something special! I don't! What am I? The big blue snake guy. That's all I've got!

His voice started breaking down.

Burter: that's all I've go...o...ot...

Jeice: geez, mate. I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

Burter: I just... I just wanna be special. Something to call my own, you know?

Jeice: mate, mate. Ya do got something special: You're me mate.

Burter: ahh, dude...

Jeice: no, no, really. Remember when I had to move me piano into me flat and Recoome was too busy with his match and Guldo, well, he was Guldo, but you! You got those ivory keys up those five flights in no time at all. You're me best mate!

Burter: thanks, Jeice. You're my best friend too... Ya know, after all this is over, whaddya say we head off to Spacey's and just have a good ol' time?

Jeice: sounds good, mate.

Burter: but remember, you still owe me that space soda!

Jeice: haha! You're right I do. Now, let's go show that bloke what for-

Goku attacked Burter by kicking him the back, sending him flying towards the ground, only to be caught by Goku, who threw him onto the ground, rendering him unconscious.

Goka: say, do you know where there's a Denny's around here?

She asked Jeice.

Jeice: Burter! No!

Goka: butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!

Jeice: you just killed me best mate! I'm... I'm gonna get the cap'n. And she's gonna beat you up! CAAAPTAIIIIIN!

He yelled as he flew away.

Goka: well, that was fun. Now where are the fighters? I really wanna deck that Freezer girl!

Vegeta: you've got to be kidding... This is a Super Saiyan?

Goka: a Super what?

Vegeta: nothing. Just... lamenting my crushed dreams...

Krillin: Goku! I can't believe you're so strong!

Goka: well, I did train at 100x normal gravity...

Vegeta widened her eyes after what she just heard.

Vegeta: FUU**********...

She continued cursing in the background as everyone else spoke.

Krillin: man, no wonder you killed them so easily.

Vegeta: ...UUCK!

(Y/N): ?

Goka: krillin, I'm not gonna kill them.... They're hardly even a threat.

Vegeta then grinned before killing Burter by breaking his neck and then fired a blast at Recoome, killing him as well.

Goka: Vegeta...! That was not very Paragon!

(I can't even fucking look at that word the same again for one particular reason).

Vegeta: Renegade for life.

(Y/N): boy, and somehow that's almost as bad as what I did.

Vegeta: you think that's bad? Seriously, if you hit him hard enough you can play a song.

Vegeta repeatedly stomped on Burter's neck, causing the latter to groan repeatedly in the tune of "Tetris".

Vegeta: ahahahah! I don't even know what that's from.

Krillin: I think that was Tetris.

Vegeta: Isn't that what you get when you cut yourself with something rusty?

Goka: nope. That's rabies.

Gohan: actually, mom, you contract rabies when you're bitten by an animal with the disease.

Goka: silly Gohan. Animals don't eat people... People eat animals. Silly Gohan.

(Y/N): tell that to the many people back in the old days who tried to kill me rather than catch me.

Logan, Gohan and Krillin: 0_0

(Y/N): what? They tried to kill me, it was self defense.

A/N: dragons are people too you know.