A/N: with Frieza taken down, Cooler was the last one to take down, all while Namek reaches its final moment.

On King Kai's planet, he was shocked from what had just happened.

King Kai: Oh, my God...!

Tien: you know, you keep reacting, trying to prompt us to ask what's going on. You could just tell us.

King Kai: all right, fine. Frieza knocked the f**k out.

Yamcha: whoa!

Tien: wow, I didn't think Goka had it in her.

King Kai: she doesn't. Frieza got hit by (Y/N)'s rouge Hyper Beam.

(Back to Namek).

Frieza: cr..... crap. I can't move at all.

Goka: wow, you've really seen some bad days, haven't you, Frieza?

Frieza: ugh.......

Goka: all right then, imma go. That dragon guy looks like he needs a little help.

Frieza: wait.....

Goka flew off.

Frieza:.... damn it........

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You crashed against a rock by Cooler. Before you could try to get back up, the space tyrant's older brother slammed his foot against your chest and pushed you deeper into the rock.

Cooler: when I'm finished with You, you'll be a pair of scaled boots.

He said as he raised his arm to try and deliver a finishing blow. Goka suddenly appeared and grabbed his arm.

Cooler: Aaahhh!

Goka: not going anywhere for a while?

He broke his hand free and punched Goka in the stomach, which had no effect.

Cooler: huh?

Goka: grab a Snickers.

Cooler: I can't help but feel we're both missing some context here.

Goka kneed him in the stomach, making him hold it as he groaned in pain.

Cooler: my gas pocket!

Goka: now get off this planet!

Cooler: well alright, if you insist. Ha!

He fired a Death Flash at Goka, which did nothing to her, as the smoke cleared, Cooler was holding a Supernova

Cooler: technically I can't be on a planet if there IS no planet!

Goka: now you're just arguing semetics!

Cooler: by the way. Before I throw this thing, did my sister do this?

Goka: yeah but her's was smaller.

Cooler: knew it! Ha!

He threw the Supernova at Goka, who yelled and grabbed it, struggling to hold onto it.

Cooler: see, this is the difference. My sister would have stood around postulating and claiming her victory, like some haughty green horn child. I know what it takes to get the job done. Which is why mother should have...

Goka started lifting the Supernova as she was preparing a Kemehameha. As this was going on, You got out of the rock you were in and flew into the sky.

Goka: Ka... Me... Ha... Me...

Cooler: oh, that's fine. Go ahead, lift it up. I'll just make another one and.....

Goka: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

She fired a Kamehameha wave to send the Supernova back at Cooler.

Cooler: oh, that's getting really clo...OOOOOOOOSE...!

He grabbed the Supernova and tried to using his strength to push it right back at Goka as she was still firing the Kamehameha.

Cooler: is that all?!

(Y/N): no, this is!

Cooler: huh?!

You charged up a full powered dragon breath and fired it directly at Cooler, hitting him.

Cooler: AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! EVERYTHING IS BURNING! I really am just like my sister...

(Flashback).

Cooler: because if she's going to whine to our mother for control over the entire system like a spoiled little brat, then she's going to accept the responsibility. If this comes back to bite her, that's her fault.

(End of Flashback).

Cooler's mind: but at least I know I'm still...Cooler.

He screamed as the Supernova detonated from the two attacks pushing at it, destroying Cooler. Once the smoke cleared, You and Goka looked to each other.

Goka: good thing that's all taken care of. We better get out of here.

(Y/N): right.

You were about to take off with Goka, you soon stopped yourself as you saw Frieza's injured and unconscious body laying there on the ground, weakened and unable to move.

(Y/N): "sighs" I'm really think I'm going to regret this decision.

(On King Kai's planet).

King Kai: ooh! Aaah! Huah! Aaah!

Yamcha: Ahh.....

Tien: don't you dare.

King Kai: Huah! okay, you win! Goka and (Y/N) blew Cooler up.

Tien: see, was that so hard?

King Kai: well, not as hard as it's gonna be to get off Namek. Though, what I'm trying to wonder what the hell (Y/N) is doing with Frieza's body?!

Tien: excuse me?

King Kai: he just picked up Frieza's body and took off with it.

Yamaha: maybe he's gonna take it for food later?

King Kai and Tien just looked to him.

Yamaha: I mean, he is a Dragon after all.

Back on Namek, Goka was trying to find her ship. You were following behind as you were carrying Frieza's unconscious body.

Goka's mind: where am I? Where's my ship? Everything looked the same before, now it looks all the same but on fire!

She noticed Frieza's ship.

Goka: ah, a ship!

(Y/N): oh thank god. Finally!

You and Goka landed inside Frieza's ship and started running. You turned to your human form and carried Frieza over your shoulder as you can.

Goka: all right, gotta find it!

King Kai: Goka, hurry!

He yelled to her telepathically.

You both continued to run through Frieza's ship, desperately looking for something to start it.

Back on Earth, Gohan was looking up in the sky, worried about his mother. Logan was looking up into the sky as well.

Logan: come on, damn it. You have to get out of there.

(Back to Namek).

Inside Frieza's ship, You and Goka destroyed a door and reached the control room.

Goka: The controls! Where is it, where is it?

Lava erupted nearby Frieza's ship.

King Kai: It's about to blow!

(Y/N): press something! Quick!

Goka's mind: come on, come on!

She found a button.

Goka: there!

She pressed the button, and out came... a muffin.

(Y/N): what?!

Goka: yes!

She kept pressing the button and more muffins popped up. You only looked on in complete shock as King kai lowered his head in total disbelief.

King Kai: oh, my God...

Goka continued pressing the button, spawning more muffins.

Goka: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY...!

Namek exploded, vanishing completely from the face of the galaxy.

(On King Kai's planet)

King Kai: It's... it's over.

Yamcha: what?

King Kai: Goka and (Y/N) could not escape the explosion. Namek is gone, and so are they.

Yamcha: no... Goka, no...! NOOOOO!

He dropped to his knees and started sobbing.

Tien: why do you care?

Yamcha: ah, what?

Tien: why do any of you care? Are you forgetting the whole reason that they went to Namek in the first place? Now we have two sets of Dragon Balls.

Yamcha: well, yeah, but you make it sound like death has no consequence.

Tien: It really doesn't. We're literally waiting to go back. Hell, this is Chiaotzu's second time.

Chiaotzu: next time I get a free sundae!

Yamcha: huh.

King Kai: huh.

Tien: yeah.

There was a small pause.

King Kai: so, who wants to tell Bulma?

Yamcha: let me do it. Bulma's my girl.

King Kai: heh! Yeah, okay. Go ahead, stud.

On Earth, Mouri was had purple blood on his face.

Mouri: and now that I have devoured Guru, I have become the new grand elder!

Bulma: huh, seems legit.

Logan: in a terrifying sort of fashion.

Yamcha soon telepathically contacted Bulma.

Yamcha: hey, Bulma! It's me, Yamcha.

Bulma: oh, hey, hold on a moment, my ex is calling me.

Yamcha: hey, girl. It's good to... Wait, ex? What's that about?

Bulma: yeah, I'm breaking up with you.

Yamcha: wha... ? But why?

Bulma: you haven't called me in months.

Yamcha: I have been dead!

Bulma: oh, well, that's not stopping you now is it?

Yamcha: do not do this right now!

Bulma: oh, I'm doing this, jackass. I'm much more interested in (Y/N) than you.

Yamcha: are you kidding me?!

Bulma: well then, I guess he's just more of a man then you, isn't he?

Yamcha: oh, you dirty BITCH!

King Kai: yeah, okay, I'm gonna take over-- this isn't going anywhere.

Yamcha: now you listen here...

King Kai: Tenshinhan.

A snapping sound was soon heard, followed by Yamcha's yells.

Yamcha: aaah! My good leg!

King Kai: okay listen, Gohan's motherless and the Namekians are homeless so... that's a thing. Have fun delivering the message, now I gotta go cast up Yamcha's leg.

Yamcha: why!?

A hanging up sound was soon heard.

Bulma: huh. Well, uh, Gohan, Goka's dead.

Gohan: damn it!

Bulma: Namekians, your planet blew up.

All Namekians: damn it!

King Kai: (Y/N)'s dead too, you know.

Bulma: damn it!

Logan: oh just fucking brilliant. So now what?

Bulma: so, until we can use the Dragon Balls, who wants a big ol' sleepover?

Logan: are you serious? 😐

Bulma: I mean, why not?

Mouri: you think you can accommodate the entirety of my people?

Bulma: my dad's a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist.

a ship was flying over to their are, with '"Back in Black" by ACDC 'playing inside.

Bulma: Speak of the devil. (the ship lands on the ground)

Gohan: wait, I feel a dark presence in the ship.

The hatch opened with Chi-Chi running out of the ship and stopping in front of a group of Namekians. She spoke in a demonic voice.

Chi-Chi: WHERE IS HE?!

Logan: yikes. What's her problem?

Gohan: Long story short, Chi-Chi is an old friend of my mom's, since my father apparently left a long time before my birth, she and Chi-Chi had to take care of me growing up. Chi-Chi basically acted as a second mother and made me study a lot.

Logan: wow that's....

Gohan: yeah.....

(TimeSkip).

The ship took everyone to the Capsule Corporation in West City.

Narrator: and so, the Namekians were relocated to the Briefs' compound.

Dr. Briefs: so honey, you say all of these are your friends from high school?

He said referring to the group of Namekians.

Bulma: yes, Dad.

Dr. Briefs: tell them to keep out of my scotch!

Mouri was playing golf.

Narrator: the Namekian adults learned golf.

Golf Announcer: tricky bit of putting here. Very difficult read from this angle and the greens have been running rather fast today. Mouri looks like he's aiming slightly to the right of the hole and...

Mouri made the shot.

Gold Announcer: good for par.

Dende and two Namekian children were playing cards.

Narrator: the Namekian children learned strip poker.

Dende: all right, sprouts, lay 'em on the table.

Gohan was studying at his house.

Narrator: Gohan caught up with all his studies.

Chi-Chi: you read it, your learn it, you love it!

Gohan: but Chi-Chi, I've already read Huck Finn.

She held up an "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" book.

Chi-Chi: yes, but this one had the n-word taken out!

Piccolo was mediating.

Narrator: Piccolo... did his usual thing; only with company.

Nail: (so, uh, you wanna go hang out with our race?)

Piccolo's mind: no...

Nail: ('cause, you know, this maybe the last chance we'll ever get.)

Piccolo: no.

Nail: (well, you're boring.)

Piccolo's mind: and you're ruining my meditation.

Nail: (you're not meditating, you're napping--I know the difference!)

Narrator: and Logan........ well, he was there until the next arc.

Logan: you try writing a story where you have to work with changing things around while adding new characters and elements in.

Vegeta was standing next to a Capsule Corporation spaceship.

Narrator: Vegeta did what he does best...

Vegsta: sayonara, bitches!

She stole the spaceship and launched into space.

Dr. Briefs: bitch took my scotch!

Bulma: man that woman was a bitchy whore.

Narrator: and soon four months, or one Namekian year, passed, and the Namekian Dragon Balls became ready for use.

Dende, Bulma, Master Roshi, Piccolo, Logan, Dr. and Mrs. Briefs, Mouri, and the rest of the Namekians were standing in front of the now functional Namekian Dragon Balls.

Dende: during our time squatting here on Earth, we taught the Dragon how to speak English.

Bulma: oh, well, that's convenient.

Dende: rise Porunga!

Bulma: wait a second, I just thought of something, maybe we shouldn't do this out in the middle of the...

The sky turned dark and Porunga rose out of the Dragon Balls. A random woman noticed Porunga and screamed.

Woman: aaah! Godzirra!

A crowd started frantically screaming "Godzirra". Some ofmthr people's Pokemon were either frightened or ready to attack. However, a police officers held up a megaphone to everyone.

Police Officer: attention everybody. *clears throat* Godzirra, Godzirra. Godzirra, Godzirra, Godzirra. Godzirra, Godzirra.

Most of the crowd sighed in relief and continued to say "Godzirra" in mild interest and went back to their own business.

Logan: this is essentially like Japan and not one person in this city knows how to say "Gojira" correctly.

Porunga: you have summoned the great Porunga. Make your wish and I'll....

Dende: okay listen, I'm sure you get this a lot, but can we just get like six wishes? 'Cause we're just gonna bring you back again in four months and do this crap again. Plus, we're just bringing some schmucks back to life.

Porunga: well, that is unconventional, but considering the ease of these wishes, I will accommodate.

Dende: and a planet.

Porunga: oh, that's just a dick move!

Dende: all right, let's get the hard one out of the way. Dragon, build the Namekians a new Namek!

The Namekian Dragon's eyes glowed red.

Porunga: donezo.

Dende: sweet! All right, you guys do whatever you want.

Bulma: first, Tien and Chiaotzu!

Porunga's eyes glowed red and Tien and Chiaotzu were brought back to life.

Chiaotzu: oh, hey...! We're back! Kinda want that sundae, though.

Tien: Chiaotzu...

Chiaotzu: I'll wait.

Bulma: next, Yamcha.

She said in disdain.

Yamcha fell inside a pond.

Yamcha: aah! There's water in my cast! I'm gonna get gangrene! Aaaah!

Dende: and I guess you want to wish back your mom and the dragon dude now, huh?

Gohan: actually, we want to save her for last.

There was a brief pause between the two.

Dende: yeah, like I said, you want to wish your mom and the dragon guy back, right?

Gohan: Dende, we have to wish Krillin back.

Dende: ugh, fine. We wish back... Krillin.

Logan: "sighs" the silence was fun while it lasted.

Krillin got brought back to life, with him still screaming as he did before his death.

Krillin: WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH!

Gohan: Krillin, you're alive!

Krillin: WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH!

Gohan: eh, just give him a minute.

Logan: I'LL ONLY GIVE HIM A SECOND IF HE DOESN'T SHUT IT!!!!!

Logan said in a demonic tone as he made fire appear in his hand, causing Killin to stop.

Gohan: and now, last but not least, bring back my mom and (Y/N)!

Dende: Bring back his mom and the dragon guy!

Porunga's eyes started glowing but suddenly stopped.

Porunga: I cannot do this.

Gohan laughed, but soon stopped.

Gohan: what?

Porunga: The ones called Goka and (Y/N) are still alive.

Gohan: wh..... what? They are?

Bulma: that's great! Then just wish them here.

Gohan: Dragon, wish them here!

Porunga's eyes started glowing but stopped again.

Porunga: uh, sorry. Can't do that either.

Gohan: okay, what?

Porunga: the ones named Goka and (Y/N) wishes not to return.

Gohan: pardon?

Dende: He said your mother and the dragon guy wish not to return.

Logan: he has a name.

Dende: I don't care.

Gohan: I heard what he said. I want an explanation!

Porunga: well, I'm sorry. Wishing all your other friends back to life and building a planet has left me a little worn out! They doesn't want to come back, end of story. Now, if you have another wish for me, I can try that. Otherwise, bite me!

Dende: Gohan, I... I know it must be hard, but maybe your mom is off somewhere else, doing something really important. I just want you to know that... that I'm here for you and... and that... I... I love you.

Gohan was completely stunned.

Gohan: wha..... ? What?

Dende: wha... What did I.... ? Did.... did I say it too soon?

He soon started freaking out.

Dende: oh, God, I said it too soon! OH, GOD, I F**KED IT UP! DRAGON, TAKE EVERYONE FROM OLD NAMEK AND PUT THEM ON NEW NAMEK!

All the Namekians got teleport away to New Namek and the sky lit up. Bulma placed her hand on Gohan's shoulder while everyone else looked up toward the sky.

Dr. Briefs: What a fa....

(Meanwhile, inside the spaceship).

Vegeta: this ship will take me where I need to go. Now I can train without anyone bothering me.

The "Ghostbusters" ringtone started playing.

Vegeta: What the hell is that? A phone?

She turned on phone, revealing the caller to be Nappa.

Nappa: gey, it's me. Don't ask me how I got this number, I've got people.

Vegeta: what the hell is going on?!

Nappa: okay listen, I figured out that they used the Dragon Balls to wish back everyone that was killed by Frieza's men. Technically, you worked for Frieza when you killed me, so BAM, Nappa's back, baby! Woo-whoo!

Vegwta: what about all the ones you killed?

Nappa: well, technically I worked for you, but that has changed. I'm in Hollywood now!

Vegeta: what, are they doing a live adaptation of Mr. Clean?

Nappa: ha! That's hilarious. Find me the guy who writes your material and give me his number, because I'm a producer now.

Vegeta: of course you are. What do you even do?

Nappa: actually, I'm in charge of this new project. Wrote it myself. It's about this one guy who's killed tragically by his best friend, but then comes back as a ghost and haunts her. I call it: "Citizen Nappa". Merchandising rights alone are gonna make a f**king mint. We just signed on this great new actor, too. Name's Mark Satan.

She showed Vegeta a picture of Mark Satan.

Nappa: need to work on the first name, thinking "Hercule". What do you think?

Vegeta: I...

Nappa: why do I care? You're not in my board.

Vegeta: but I...

Nappa: listen, I'll see you around, and when you're back on Earth, give me a call. We'll do lunch! Ciao!

He hung up.

Vegeta: god... damn it... Nappa.

She said as her spaceship was flying across the cosmos.

(Meanwhile).

In the floating rubble and debris of old Namek, the remainder of Cooler's body was floating around in space. Thst being only a chunk of his head with half his brain poking out and his eyes closed and undamaged. The only skin remaining on the body was some under one of his eyes.

Cooler's mind: Revenge... Revenge...

What's left of Cooler's body continued to drift off in space until it was found by another spaceship arriving at the scene, which is his mother's, Queen Cold.

(Just to clarify, no, she's not part of the harem).

Cooler's remains were immediately taken on board and put in a healing tank before his brain and head was connected to to a cybernetic body by Queen Cold's men, being reborn as a cyborg.

Cooler: What happened to Namek? What happened to the Dragon Balls? But most importantly, where's the dragon and saiyan filth?

Queen Cold: It seems, my little prince, in your sister's anger, she destroyed them both. The dragon and saiyan seemed to have survived.... But we don't know where though.

Cooler slammed his fist against the table and yelled in anger.

Cooler: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!