Dare#17: Drinking and screaming

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Piccolo: Hello everyone, welcome back today we have a dare for the new guest....*mumbles* who is just as stupid as Majin buu* ...we have a two dares for Crash bandicoot....

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Piccolo: Ahem.....I said Crash Bandicoot.................

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Piccolo: CRASH!!!!!!!!!

Crash* comes* * speaks gibberish*
[ Crash doesn't speak English lol think of it like Gru's minions language]

Piccolo: hmm??

AkuAku*comes* Sorry, he doesn't speak English.

Piccolo: Does he understand English?

AkuAku: Yes.

Piccolo: good. Let's go by the first dare. Therealgoku9000 dared you to Drink Dr.Neo Cortex's mutant waste that I have no idea what it does or what side effects it'll give you whatsoever.

Dr.Neo cortex:* brings the a large container containing the mutant chemical waste.* Ok drink up my annoying nemesis.

Crash takes the container and drinks the whole can causing Piccolo,AkuAku And Dr. Neo Cortex to open their eyes and mouth in shock.

Crash:....* burps really loud*........hehe.

AkuAku:................

Piccolo: Ok......second dare; Zoruatrickyfox2 dared you to annoy Vegeta.

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Vegeta was busily relaxing on the sofa. Finally he has been able to relax.

Vegeta: aah...finally I can relax....no Kakarot...no imbeciles to irritate me.
Just me and the nice sound of quiet.

Crash* behind the couch*.................
WOAH!!!!!!

Vegeta: AAUGH!!* falls off the couch*
Grr.......YOU USELESS EXCUSE OF A RODENT WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THAT?!!

Crash* runs away*

Vegeta: hmph!* sits grumpily on the couch* mabye some TV might calm me down.

Vegeta turns on the tv and watches WWE, watching a match between John Cena and Seth Rollins.

Vegeta: ha! Such weaklings!

Crash:* behind Vegeta on the couch* WOAAAH!!!!!

Vegeta: Godammit!!! Get out of here!!!

Crash *runs*

Vegeta: Five minutes for peace and quiet, is it too much to ask?!

Vegeta continues to watch TV and as he was getting to a really nice part 'somebody' came and ruined it.

Crash: WOOOOOAH!!!

Vegeta: omae wa no eh shinderu!

Crash: ??

20 minutes later........

Vegeta: GET BACK HERE, I'LL KILL YOU YOU OVERGROWN RAT!!!!!

crash* running as fast as he can*

Vegeta: * chases him* You can run but you can't hide.

Crash* still runs*

Vegeta* throws multiple ki blast at him*

Crash* dodges by jumping before it touches him and explodes underneath him while running*

Vegeta:Grrr......FINAL.........* cusp his hands together*............FLAAAASH!!!!!!

Crash: 0_0!!!!* dodges*

An extremely huge hole appears on the wall.

Vegeta: *panting*................good riddance....rodent.

Crash: WOHOOOOO!!!

Vegeta: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

*EXPLOSION!!!!!*

Minutes later.............

Goku: Geez Vegeta did you have to blow up the whole studio?

Vegeta: Shut it!

Me: Now look what you did? It's gonna take me a whole year to fix this place up.

Vegeta : not my problem.






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