Piccolo: Hello everyone, welcome back today we have a dare for the new guest....*mumbles* who is just as stupid as Majin buu* ...we have a two dares for Crash bandicoot....
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Piccolo: Ahem.....I said Crash Bandicoot.................
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Piccolo: CRASH!!!!!!!!!
Crash* comes* * speaks gibberish*
[ Crash doesn't speak English lol think of it like Gru's minions language]
Piccolo: hmm??
AkuAku*comes* Sorry, he doesn't speak English.
Piccolo: Does he understand English?
AkuAku: Yes.
Piccolo: good. Let's go by the first dare. Therealgoku9000 dared you to Drink Dr.Neo Cortex's mutant waste that I have no idea what it does or what side effects it'll give you whatsoever.
Dr.Neo cortex:* brings the a large container containing the mutant chemical waste.* Ok drink up my annoying nemesis.
Crash takes the container and drinks the whole can causing Piccolo,AkuAku And Dr. Neo Cortex to open their eyes and mouth in shock.
Crash:....* burps really loud*........hehe.
AkuAku:................
Piccolo: Ok......second dare; Zoruatrickyfox2 dared you to annoy Vegeta.
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Vegeta was busily relaxing on the sofa. Finally he has been able to relax.
Vegeta: aah...finally I can relax....no Kakarot...no imbeciles to irritate me.
Just me and the nice sound of quiet.
Crash* behind the couch*.................
WOAH!!!!!!
Vegeta: AAUGH!!* falls off the couch*
Grr.......YOU USELESS EXCUSE OF A RODENT WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THAT?!!
Crash* runs away*
Vegeta: hmph!* sits grumpily on the couch* mabye some TV might calm me down.
Vegeta turns on the tv and watches WWE, watching a match between John Cena and Seth Rollins.
Vegeta: ha! Such weaklings!
Crash:* behind Vegeta on the couch* WOAAAH!!!!!
Vegeta: Godammit!!! Get out of here!!!
Crash *runs*
Vegeta: Five minutes for peace and quiet, is it too much to ask?!
Vegeta continues to watch TV and as he was getting to a really nice part 'somebody' came and ruined it.
Crash: WOOOOOAH!!!
Vegeta: omae wa no eh shinderu!
Crash: ??
20 minutes later........
Vegeta: GET BACK HERE, I'LL KILL YOU YOU OVERGROWN RAT!!!!!
crash* running as fast as he can*
Vegeta: * chases him* You can run but you can't hide.
Crash* still runs*
Vegeta* throws multiple ki blast at him*
Crash* dodges by jumping before it touches him and explodes underneath him while running*
Vegeta:Grrr......FINAL.........* cusp his hands together*............FLAAAASH!!!!!!
Crash: 0_0!!!!* dodges*
An extremely huge hole appears on the wall.
Vegeta: *panting*................good riddance....rodent.
Crash: WOHOOOOO!!!
Vegeta: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
*EXPLOSION!!!!!*
Minutes later.............
Goku: Geez Vegeta did you have to blow up the whole studio?
Vegeta: Shut it!
Me: Now look what you did? It's gonna take me a whole year to fix this place up.
Vegeta : not my problem.
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