Piccolo: Hello everyone. Back with another dare.
Goku: What is it this time?
Piccolo: Randomgamer3000 dared all of us to tell our embarrassing secrets to everyone. Ok who'll start first.
Goku: hmm.....well my only embarrassing secret is that I'm afraid of needles.
Piccolo: I'm a part time psychologist.
Goku: NANI??!!
Me*laughing*
Piccolo: oh it's funny right?!, at least I have a job unlike you who's still rotting in high school.
Goku: No I don't believe this! Are you sure your not making that up piccolo?
Piccolo:* shows them a picture on his phone* does this look like a joke to you?
Me* laughing very hard*
Piccolo* Shut up before I rip your freakin' head off!!
Me:....................
Goku: Ok who's going next?
Mario: I smoke shrooms.....
Me: NANI?!!
Sonic: Mario?, you smoke?!!
Mario: In my free time and when I'm bored.
Amy: well I'm not really sure what embarrassing secrets I have but anytime I fall asleep I wake up finding out I'm in Sonic's room.
Sonic*face palms* you had to bring that up?, ugh!!
Amy: Why don't I tell the readers you're afraid of water.
Goku: You're afraid of water? Hahaha
hah!!
Sonic: That's not funny!
Bulma: well.......I do stupid hairstyles in my sleep.
Vegeta: oh so that's why you sometimes look like cave woman in the morning.
Bulma* bitch slap*
Vegeta: Owwww!! Hey!!!* rubbing his right cheek*
Bulma: tell them you're secret.
Vegeta: fine.... I play dragon Ball xenoverse at midnight.
Bulma: the other one Baka!
Vegeta: which one?.......oh that. Sorry that one is a secret.
Piccolo: That's the point of the dare dumbass.
Goku: Oh is it about Vegeta's fear of worms?
Vegeta: Kakarot you stupid fool!!
Goku: What?
Everyone: *laughing*
Luigi: I uuhh............write love letter drafts.........*blushing*......for daisy
Peach: Mention Mario's name in my sleep.
Sonic: 0_0
Peach: Don't get the wrong idea!
Piccolo:oooookay.....next...18?
Android 18: Don't have any.
Krillin: Lying. You told me some time ago that you make funny dance videos and get over a million views.
Android 18: 😡😡
Krillin: hehe.....sorry.
Android 18: You told them mine now I'll tell them your's. Krillin here has been buying hair growth formula.
Everyone*laughing*
Vegeta: hahahaha....looks like baldy finally wants hair. So that's how you got hair during the time we fought Majin buu's evil form( the buu saga)
Krillin: 😓
Tien: well....I scream in my sleep.
Goku:hahahaha!!!
Tien: 😡😡😡😡
Goku: What? It's not like I told anyone that you admitted that you look like a saitama( one punch man) rip off.
Everyone: ooooooooh!!!!!!!
Knuckles: I fight sleep sometimes.
Sonic: So that's why I woke up with a black eye when Tails and I stayed at your place.
Knuckles: Yup.
Kale: What a coincidence, caulifa does the same thing too.
Caulifa: At least I don't snore in my sleep and your's is really REALLY Loud!
Cabba*laughing*
Kale: *angry at Cabba* You think that's funny cabba why don't you explain to caulifa why you have so many pictures of her on your phone.
Caulifa: What?!
Cabba: I- I can explain!
Caulifa: You better before I punch you real good on the face!!
Master Roshi: well I once texted niki minaj and she said I look hot on my profile picture on instagram.
Piccolo:
(Read below on the picture)
Goku: Probably put a fake profile picture there.
Me: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. Daisy it's your turn.
Daisy: This may seem weird but......I have a third eye at the back of my head.
Goku: NANI?!
Mario: What?!
Krillin: Tien looks like you have a fan.
Tien:* knocks Krillin on the head*
Krillin: Ooww!!
Blaze: I've survived in the ocean once for 5 hours.
Sonic: But you're a cat, cats don't like water.
Blaze: lucky for me I know how to swim unlike you.
Sonic: hey!!
Tails: I have a weird addiction to mint ice cream.
Cosmo: I overplant when I'm gardening so the whole place ends up a forest.
Knuckles: No wonder a tree over grew and broke down my house some time ago.
Hit: I killed a man.............with a spoon.
Goku: With a what?!
Hit: You heard me.
Me: ok it seems we're done.
Piccolo: Not yet. One more person left.
Me: Really? Who?
Everyone* looking at me*
Me: What?
Sonic: You haven't said anything about yourself.
Me: I don't have any embarrassing secret.
Goku: oh really, listen up guys, the author here is a video game addict. He can play from dawn till dusk without rest.
Me: No I'm not! I love video games but I don't play for that long!
Piccolo: ok now we're done. See you next time and don't forget to post more dares too.
Me: Wait let me tell the readers I'm organising a show for this book, I'm still working on it though but I think they'll like it.
Piccolo: You sure?
Me: Yes. Ok everyone see you next time.
Note: Sorry! I published this chapter earlier but had to unpublish because some parts I typed here didn't appear making the chapter look incomplete and confusing. Hopefully this won't happen again.
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