Dare#18: Embarrassing secrets

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Piccolo: Hello everyone. Back with another dare.

Goku: What is it this time?

Piccolo: Randomgamer3000 dared all of us to tell our embarrassing secrets to everyone. Ok who'll start first.

Goku: hmm.....well my only embarrassing secret is that I'm afraid of needles.

Piccolo: I'm a part time psychologist.

Goku: NANI??!!

Me*laughing*

Piccolo: oh it's funny right?!, at least I have a job unlike you who's still rotting in high school.

Goku: No I don't believe this! Are you sure your not making that up piccolo?

Piccolo:* shows them a picture on his phone* does this look like a joke to you?

Me* laughing very hard*

Piccolo* Shut up before I rip your freakin' head off!!

Me:....................

Goku: Ok who's going next?

Mario: I smoke shrooms.....

Me: NANI?!!

Sonic: Mario?, you smoke?!!

Mario: In my free time and when I'm bored.

Amy: well I'm not really sure what embarrassing secrets I have but anytime I fall asleep I wake up finding out I'm in Sonic's room.

Sonic*face palms* you had to bring that up?, ugh!!

Amy: Why don't I tell the readers you're afraid of water.

Goku: You're afraid of water? Hahaha
hah!!

Sonic: That's not funny!

Bulma: well.......I do stupid hairstyles in my sleep.

Vegeta: oh so that's why you sometimes look like cave woman in the morning.

Bulma* bitch slap*

Vegeta: Owwww!! Hey!!!* rubbing his right cheek*

Bulma: tell them you're secret.

Vegeta: fine.... I play dragon Ball xenoverse at midnight.

Bulma: the other one Baka!

Vegeta: which one?.......oh that. Sorry that one is a secret.

Piccolo: That's the point of the dare dumbass.

Goku: Oh is it about Vegeta's fear of worms?

Vegeta: Kakarot you stupid fool!!

Goku: What?

Everyone: *laughing*

Luigi: I uuhh............write love letter drafts.........*blushing*......for daisy

Peach: Mention Mario's name in my sleep.

Sonic: 0_0

Peach: Don't get the wrong idea!

Piccolo:oooookay.....next...18?

Android 18: Don't have any.

Krillin: Lying. You told me some time ago that you make funny dance videos and get over a million views.

Android 18: 😡😡

Krillin: hehe.....sorry.

Android 18: You told them mine now I'll tell them your's. Krillin here has been buying hair growth formula.

Everyone*laughing*

Vegeta: hahahaha....looks like baldy finally wants hair. So that's how you got hair during the time we fought Majin buu's evil form( the buu saga)

Krillin: 😓

Tien: well....I scream in my sleep.

Goku:hahahaha!!!

Tien: 😡😡😡😡

Goku: What? It's not like I told anyone that you admitted that you look like a saitama( one punch man) rip off.

Everyone: ooooooooh!!!!!!!

Knuckles: I fight sleep sometimes.

Sonic: So that's why I woke up with a black eye when Tails and I stayed at your place.

Knuckles: Yup.

Kale: What a coincidence, caulifa does the same thing too.

Caulifa: At least I don't snore in my sleep and your's is really REALLY Loud!

Cabba*laughing*

Kale: *angry at Cabba* You think that's funny cabba why don't you explain to caulifa why you have so many pictures of her on your phone.

Caulifa: What?!

Cabba: I- I can explain!

Caulifa: You better before I punch you real good on the face!!

Master Roshi: well I once texted niki minaj and she said I look hot on my profile picture on instagram.

Piccolo:
(Read below on the picture)

Goku: Probably put a fake profile picture there.

Me: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. Daisy it's your turn.

Daisy: This may seem weird but......I have a third eye at the back of my head.

Goku: NANI?!

Mario: What?!

Krillin: Tien looks like you have a fan.

Tien:* knocks Krillin on the head*

Krillin: Ooww!!

Blaze: I've survived in the ocean once for 5 hours.

Sonic: But you're a cat, cats don't like water.

Blaze: lucky for me I know how to swim unlike you.

Sonic: hey!!

Tails: I have a weird addiction to mint ice cream.

Cosmo: I overplant when I'm gardening so the whole place ends up a forest.

Knuckles: No wonder a tree over grew and broke down my house some time ago.

Hit: I killed a man.............with a spoon.

Goku: With a what?!

Hit: You heard me.

Me: ok it seems we're done.

Piccolo: Not yet. One more person left.

Me: Really? Who?

Everyone* looking at me*

Me: What?

Sonic: You haven't said anything about yourself.

Me: I don't have any embarrassing secret.

Goku: oh really, listen up guys, the author here is a video game addict. He can play from dawn till dusk without rest.

Me: No I'm not! I love video games but I don't play for that long!

Piccolo: ok now we're done. See you next time and don't forget to post more dares too.

Me: Wait let me tell the readers I'm organising a show for this book, I'm still working on it though but I think they'll like it.

Piccolo: You sure?

Me: Yes. Ok everyone see you next time.

Note: Sorry! I published this chapter earlier but had to unpublish because some parts I typed here didn't appear making the chapter look incomplete and confusing. Hopefully this won't happen again.

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