Good 21: Hello everyone, hope you're happy for this dare. * reads the form*
Oh 18!
Android 18: What is it 21?
Good 21: PhoenixMason dared you to roast Shadow and Vegeta.
Android 18: Alright.
In the living room..............
Shadow was just about to walk out of the room and 18 intentionally bumped him.
Shadow: Gr!!!...watch were you're walking you overgrown doll.
Android 18: Sorry I couldn't see you the room was too dark and your colour blends very well with it.
Everyone: OOOOOOOOH!!!
Shadow: Grrrrr!!* vanishes*
At the hallway.............
Android 18 meets Vegeta and starts her series of roast. Things are about to get spicy!!
Android 18: Nice training clothes. Is it for attracting gays? Because I think it's too tight.
Vegeta: What?! Are you insulting me?
Android 18: No I'm describing you.
Mario: Oooh!! So you're saying he's gay!!..😂😂
Vegeta: WHAT?!!!! You dare insult the prince of all saiyans you mechanical bitch!!!!
Android 18: The prince of all saiyan? More like king of the losers!
Sonic/Mario/Luigi: 😂😂
Piccolo: oooh shit!
Goku: what's going on here?
Me: 18's roasting Vegeta!
Goku: oh.
Vegeta: I don't have time to waste on some pathetic doll.
Android 18: That's because you don't have anything to say coward.
Vegeta: Says the one who married a bald weirdo!
Krillin: Hey!
Vegeta: Now you better Shut up before I crush you.....and throw you into the wind.
Me: Hey I remember that quote!
Android 18: Yeah the wind that will
knock some sense into you reminding you who beat your super saiyan ass.
Piccolo: ooooooooh!!
Gohan: That's gonna leave a mark.
Knuckles: Need a senzu bean for that burn?😂😂
Mario: What does she mean?
Me: She's talking about the time she beat up Vegeta good. Let me show you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqbuwn_uXB8
Mario: Oooh!!!
Trunks: Ow! You ok dad?😂😂
Vegeta: Shut up Son! Why can't you be like your future self?!
Trunkd: Why can't you be like Goku?
Everyone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kgCKhBxUhQ
Luigi: Damn! He got roasted by his own son!😂😂
Vegeta: Grr!!! Ok now all of you assholes Shut up!!
Android 18: Sorry I don't Shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up.
Everyone: oooh!!
Goku: Lemme try! Hey Vegeta! Oooh you're the prince of all saiyans, tell me how that makes you the strongest.
Everyone:* laughing*
Goku: Ok. What's lower than the Grand Canyon? Vegeta's power level.
Me/Mario/Sonic/Tails: 😂😂😂😂
Get ready for the ultimate roast
Goku: Ok guys I got another one. it's a yo mama joke. Hey Vegeta Yo mama so fat Toriyama had to draw her on a white board because there was no space to draw her on paper.
Everyone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN9YVHgbCDY
Me: Damn you broke the fourth wall and roasted him at the same time.
Good 21: hahahaha.....ok everyone. That's all see you next time.
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