This was requested by bear_the_gray_jedi and Madelinel0we
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Sorry, it's a little short

Amount of words: 262
Warning: Steve issued a a language sticker over this chapter.

Sigh. It was that time of the month again. And it was April Fool's Day too. Tony Stark, your boyfriend just had to go all out today. So far he's made an underwear tree using Steve's red, white, and blue undergarments, he hid Clint's bow, he put shaving cream on Natasha's face, he greased Bruce's toilet and he somehow managed to steal Thor's cape, Loki's helmet, and Bucky's arm. But unfortunately for you, Tony decided to steal your personal hygiene items and hide them.

You walked into the bathroom. You rummaged around the drawer. They weren't there. You searched through the other drawers. They weren't there either. You ran to your bedroom. You opened the door, only to be welcomed to a splash of cold water. With ice in it.

"TONNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!" You shrieked.

Tony ran to your bedroom.

"Yes babe?"

"DON'T BABE ME," you growled. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU PUT A BUCKET OF ICE COLD WATER ON TOP MY MY DOOR?!"

"I'm sorry," he whispered.

"AND WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY-"

"Look out the window,"

You looked out the window. You glared at Tony.

"April Fool's?" He ran off.

"ANTHONY EDWARD STARK YOU GET YOUR FUCKING ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"

A string of colorful words flew out of your mouth as you chased Tony down the hall.

Let's just say that things didn't go well for Tony the rest of the day.