Me: ok let's start the ch...

Me: wait I need a mascot for this book...

Me: ...

Me: ...

Me: ...

Me: I KNOW! A PENGUIN WITH A BOMB! NAMED ANGEL! AFTER ANGEL THE INSANE!

Me: *created Angel*

🐧💣: Yo.

Me: welcome Angel, you are the mascot of this book.

🐧💣: does this bomb go off?

Me: yes, every hour with confetti.

🐧💣: Peace.