May: Skye, have you seen Coulson?

Skye: Nope.

May: I've been looking for him and I can't find him.

Skye: Hold on. *grabs a bullhorn*
STEVE ROGERS SUCKS! CAPTAIN AMERICA IS A LOSER AND DESERVED TO STAY UNDER THE ICE!

May: *raises eyebrow* What was that for?

Skye: *raises one finger* Give it a second.

*loud commotion*

*feet pounding*

*door explodes open*

Phil: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY SKYE?! WANT TO GET FIRED?!

Skye:*smirks* Found him.