Frigga

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So you know what I was thinking?..... Why didn't Odin send Frigga to stop Loki when he tried taking over the world? I mean, imagine it!

Loki: YOU SHALL ALL BOW BEFORE ME!!! KNEEL TO-

Frigga: LOKI!!!

Loki: EXACTLY!! Wait.... MOM?!

Frigga: What do you think you're doing young man?

Loki: I'm... Nothing... Why?

Tony Stark: He wanted to take over the world.

Loki: Butt out of it metal man!!!

Tony Stark: It's Iron Man...

Loki: I don't care! You are all of you beneath me!!!

Frigga: LOKI?!!

Loki: (flinches) Yes mother?....

Frigga: Apologize to all these nice people for trying to take over their world.

Loki: But I didn't do that!

Avengers: Yes you did!

Loki: (death glares at Avengers)

Clint: He mind controlled me and made me kill innocent people.

Natasha: He threatened me. Saying he'd kill Clint. And he called me a mewling quim.

Frigga: (gasps) LOKI?!!

Steve: And he tried to force German civilians to kneel before him. And he almost killed a senior.

Bruce: And, he mind controlled me as well, causing me to hulk out. I almost destroyed the Hellicarrier and hurt my friends.

Thor: And mother, he tricked me. I tried stopping him from escaping be it was a trick. He then trapped me in a glass container. Then, (sniff) he killed Son of Coul. (Wipes tear). And then, he dropped me from the Hellicarrier in hopes of killing me.

Loki: I did none of that! How could I mind control you (points to Clint) and you (points to Bruce)?

Frigga: He doesn't posses mind control powers yet....

Tony: Well, thats true. He couldn't have mind controlled you guys. Hey reindeer, are you gonna want your glow stick of destiny back? (lifts up Loki's scepter)

Natasha: Nah... I don't think he wants it back. I mean, he is a weakling. He can't even mind control people! How pathetic is that?!

Steve: And he says he's a villain? I've seen a mouse look more intimidating than him!

Loki: (turns red) It's not a glowing stick!! It's my scepter!! The one I used to destroy you all!!! I brain controlled you (points to Clint) and forced you to do my bidding!! And you (points to Bruce) I made you turn into the ugly monster you are!! You dare call that pathetic?!! I am a villain!! Your future ruler!! You are all of you beneath me!! Pathetic humans!! I am a god!! I am-

Frigga: I've heard enough young man!!! You're grounded for 4 thousand years! Now apologize to all of them!!

Loki: But mot-

Frigga: NOW!!!!

Loki: I'm sorry I can't be your ruler....

Frigga: (yanks Loki by the ear) THATS IT!!! HEIMDALL!!! LIGHT BRIDGE, NOW!!!

(Pillar of light appears, Frigga and Loki disappear)

Tony: So I guess he won't want his glow stick back.....

Hello good to see you all!!!

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GOODBYE AVENGERS!!!
(That's the name I've given to you guys! Do you like it? 😁)

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