hornykook aka jungkook

@rongberrie : Where do u get dem math jokes

where do u think i got it from? ;)

@potemayoo : Can I kill you with hugs

sorry but i only hug ms jung.

@-defenestration : u got those pickup lines off google amirite

no i got it from my daddy

@-frozenmyg : please teach me how to b smooth asf with those goddamn pickup lines, sen

you have to be as smooth as me then

@YouInfiresMe : Why youre so horny af

it's my nature

@YouInfiresMe : And how did a ketchup sos fell from the sky

some dumb hoe did that

@ttootoo : Damn boy what did you learn in school???

mainly math

@Daebakkaeb : where did u learn pickup lines

where do u think i learn it from ;)

@-ohnevermind : what did you see in ms jung

everything

@-ohnevermind : how do you even control yourself from pouncing on ms jung each time you see her

she would punish me if i pounce on her

@softtae : Wtf tHE FUCK ur pick up lines r bomb marry m e

sorry but my heart only has ms jung

@oceanboulevard : jUANCOCK U R LIKE 5 WHY ARE U S00 H0RNY

pardon? i'm 18.

@Taemeaway : How did your brain produce such smooth lines

i have my ways :)

@jeonceena : How many times did you get boner in a day kid

so many times that i can't count with my fingers

@ImAPotatomint : Oyy jungcock, where did you learn yor pickuplines??~

it just came naturally in my brain

@littlehyungie : Kookie since when did you start liking ms. jung? xD

since she started teaching our class and i can't help but to always look at her.

@unclifford : give me your fav pick up line

according to everyone, the most loved
pick up line was, "add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and i will multiply."

@taespresso : U HOE WHY R U SO HORNY

being horny is not a crime ;)

@taespresso : GIVE ME A PICK UP LINE FOR ME TO USE WHEN IM HOEING AROUND

you can try this – "the thought of you and i is deriving me crazy."

@-jimbles : Can I have a hug?

if you are ms jung

@-jimbles : Where'd you get those pick up lines? They're good.

from my brain ;)

@-jimbles : Why are you so horny? You're like three?

i'm not three?

@Neon_JangKookie : You. Are. Awesome. I want a hug from my kookie. *grins cutely*

you're cute but ms jung is cuter

@Neon_JangKookie : Also kookie can we cuddle?? *pouts*

sorry but nah

@jisoosxsatansoo : Can I steal your pickup lines? They're smooth af

sure but do credit me

@Yoongisidebish : KOOKIE WHAT GRADE ARE U IN AGAIN???!!!!?!

grade 12

@kimtaestic : teach me ur way to flirt pls

use tons of pick up lines

@cuddlymin : you're the cutest asshole in the world juancock bye stop ily

thank you ;)

@cuddlymin : everytime i comment about you my comments get reported you must be santas kid or something what the sock

i must be secretly kyungsoo's kid tbh

@cuddlymin : ms jung is my mum so are you my dad now or what

you can be our child ohh ;)))

@jiminoreo : how are you so pRO IN PICK-UP LINES

bless my brain

@agustd- : ok jungkook why r u so horny all the time i mean cant u last without bomb shitting jae in with nasty pick up lines

but i know ms jung secretly loves me pick up lines

@agustd- : also, jungkook i love arm

you love arm?

@5SecondsOfIDC : KOOKIE Do you just sit there thinking of how to seduce Ms Jung?

sometimes

@_FifaXKookie_ : Can i take some pick up lines here. If i do write a chap with these pick up lines,i can gv you creds?

i would be honored if you ever do that;)

@misfit_stoner : Are you high on some sugarycocaine shit? Since yoongi died y'all should've been suga-free ... -___-

no because ms jung is my drug and she makes me high ;)

@jiminful : Can i hug you? You little cutie pie

i'm cute but i only hug ms jung

@jiminful : Where do you get all the smooth af pickup lines

;) from my smooth brain

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ms jung/jae in

@-defenestration : i feel bad for u

why?

@YouInfiresMe : Hm how do you do that ? Ignoring people saying bad about you

i believe that other people's negative opinion towards me is because they are jealous of me.

@Daebakkaeb : u lucky son of beach

no i'm a daughter

@-ohnevermind : tell me you love Jungkook's pick up lines

okay, i do. but some are too overboard

@bangtans-mom : What's the age gap between you and jungcock ;)

i'm 22, he's 18. so the age gap is 4

@jeonceena : fIGHT mE

i believe in world peace.

@ImAPotatomint : Was jungkook's cock taste good or nah??

i haven't taste it

@taespresso : hOW OLD ARE U

22

@taespresso : pls tAME UR BOYFRIEND'S HORMONES

i would try to but sometimes things get out of hands...

@jisoosxsantansoo : Is jungcock as good in bed as he's good at pickup lines?

not sure in bed but he's good at pickup lines

@Yoongisidebish : How old are you?!?! Teacher!!

why is everyone asking about my age? i'm 22

@cuddlymin : so how was the juancock

we haven't had sex yet

@cuddlymin : i love you mom

not sure when did i get a daughter but i love you too

@cchanyeollie : HOW OLD ARE YOU

22!!

@misfit_stoner : Kookie likes you ... He loves noonas T^T well you can burn in hell *inserts middle finger* take good care of him

well thank you even though that was insulting, and yes i will definitely take good care of that horny kid.

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yandereprincess aka mr kim

@YouInfiresMe : Youre cute but why you killing people omg

thanks but it's my nature i can't help it

@Daebakkaeb : why

just why

@-ohnevermind : Why you gotta be like this

i don't know.

@jeonceena : Kill me pLS

i won't kill innocent people.

@ImAPotatomint : Why are you so hot and cute at the same time ^^

thank you :)

@littlehyungie : I thought u like pink and super mario why'd u kill yo sons yoongi and jhoe? :o

no i love jae in and because those two were a nuisance.

@unclifford : u alive or

alive.

@grungejimin : remember u r still a gr8 person deep down !!

aww thank you :))

@taespresso : plS MURDER ME FOR READING THUS UNHOLY BOOK

i would just spray holy water @ you

@kimtaesty : are you secretly bowser and keeping peach in a castle?

nope?

@jisoosxsantansoo : find your chill and go date namjoon pls

i'm not gay

@JHfiction : you should date namjoon

namjoon is a student and wtf why should i date him

@Yoongisidebish : WHY DIDNT YOU JUST GO to your Mario toys and play with them?!?!!

i don't have mario toys, they're childish

@cuddlymin : stick w namjoon stay in ur lane or i will get those mario plushies anD  THERE WILL BE FIRE

i don't even have mario plushies in the first place

@agustd- : yandereprincess i cant believe how much of a yandere u are omg but i love u anyway, why do u like jae in so much LOVE ME

jae in is attractive.

@misfit_stoner : I don't know why ... But you remind me of itachi Q_Q

i'm more cuter than itachi.