assholetae aka taehyung

@YouInfiresMe : I love you but you cheated on me you fak god i swear to god i want to kill u

i'm sorry for cheating on you then

@Daebakkaeb : tae u hoe

thanks i know i'm a hoe

@-ohnevermind : how did you made it to become the principal?

i'm not sure too

@kimchitae : will you love me now?

maybe :)))

@littlehyungie : taetae can you be my oppa

sure!

@unclifford : do u wanna frickle frackle

sorry but no

@taespresso : hOW DID U GET TO BECOME THE PRINCIPAL UR LIKE 7

I'M 20

@jisoosxsantansoo : what do you think about jae in and jungkook's relationship?

at first i was pretty jealous. but now i see the way jungkook holds her, the way he talks to her... he did everything that i couldn't, he fulfilled jae in's wish for a perfect boyfriend.

@Yoongisidebish : How you become Principal? Teach me how..

be an asshole

@cuddlymin : ily tae tae lets ride your lamborrrrrghini together

my lamborghini broke yesterday ):

@cuddlymin : i like car toys too dont worry we can ride all day all night i can ride lets ride

lets ride then

@misfit_stoner : Stick to Minjae less drama
#BromanceGoals

minjae hyung is cute :)

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touchmyhobi aka hoseok

@YouInfiresMe : r u okay there ? Underground

YES

@potemayoo : WHY'D YOU DIE

KIM SEOK JIN KILLED ME

@Daebakkaeb : u dead 2 why u answering questions

this is my soul answering

@-ohnevermind : lmao, heaven or hell?

heaven of course

@ImAPotatoMint : Are you doing fine/good in Heaven/Hell/other?? <3

yes i am thank you

@littlehyungie : what were your last words before pinkprincess killed you lmao

"TOUCH MY BODY!"

@unclifford : wait how u answering questions boI uR DEAD

i have my ways

@taespresso : WHYD U DIE

I DONT KNOW THAT PSYCHO

@-jimbles : How'd you get yourself killed

i was being pushed down the stairs

@jisoosxsantansoo : why did you even died?

idk too

@Yoongisidebish : Y u di

OMFG IDK

@cuddlymin : so... did hobi die on the street?

no, sadly on the stairs

@cuddlymin : well are u sTILL MY HOPE MY ANGEL MY JHOPE?????¿

I WILL FOREVER BE YOUR HOPEU

@agustd- : hoseok stop being a dumb hoe

i'm not dumb you dirty water

@misfit_stoner : You may be a hoe but you're my hoe ✌

THANKS

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infiresmansweg aka yoongi

@potemayoo : How'd you die

that son of a bitch killed me

@Daebakkaeb : u dead 2 why u answering questions

i'm in sweg paradise right now

@bangtans-mom : What's the fun part about being dead?

i can move around freely without walking and it saves my energy

@ImAPotatoMint : $wag.

you da fam

@ImAPotatoMint : Are you doing good/fine/$waggy over there in Heaven/Hell/Other?? $weg.

yes i'm doing $weg

@kimchitae : can i be yours now in your afterlife?

if you want to

@littlehyungie : you too what were your last words before u wer killed by pinkprincess? xD

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER"

@unclifford : are u awake

yes

@grungejimin : did you know you are my favorite character

i didn't know but i'm honoured

@taespresso : U MY BAE EVEN THO U HAVENT SAID ANYTHING IN THIS BOOK EXCEPT FOR INFIRES AND SWAG

SWAG YES

@-jimbles : Can I cuddle with you ?

if you have swag

@jisoosxsantansoo : did you died with swaeg?

of course

@yoongisidebish : Your a cute marshmellow

thanks but i prefer $wag marshmellow

@cuddlymin : hows the swag hoes heaven bae i miss you

it's paradise

@mingify : how
r u bby; still swag up there? you should cuss less

forever swag

@agustd- : yoongi stop being yoongi

how, yoongi is amazing

@misfit_stoner : So are you a zombie now?

a swag zombie

@jiminful : So can you pass down all your swag to me?

no, my swag is only mine

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your beloved trashy hoe aka me

@rongberrie : Hi :)

HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT RIGHT NOW

@-defenestration : beloved??¿

exucji yOU

@YouInfiresMe : HOE ILY HOE

TOFU ILYT

@YouInfiresMe : hOe why youre so cyute

;)))))))

@marukane : hEHE ILY

HHHEEHE ILYT!!

@Daebakkaeb : u r amazing fam

omg fam talk about you, you are amazing x10000 too

@-ohnevermind : ILY LOADS <3 muah

ILY LOADS TOO <3 MUAH MUAH

@-ohnevermind : why you so awesome

awww thanks you are awesome too hEHE

@oceanboulevard : HOE ILY

ILYT HOE

@Taemeaway : I LOVE YAAAA

HEHE I LOVE YOUUU TOO

@jeonceena : Hoe ily (i love yoongi) ;) jkjk i love you but i hate you

ilyt and ouch )):

@ImAPotatoMint : Are you going to write a sequel or nah?? And also, I love you so much plz hug me ヽ('▽｀)/ <3

hehe sorry but there's no sequel!! i love you too and of course I LOVE WARM HUGS MANNNN

@kimchitae : wae u so cute and such a hoe?

awww you too ;)

@fvckook : where.do.you.get.those.pickup.lines

@unclifford : have u ever used those pickup lines or nay

SADLY NOPEE

@grungejimin : are you a gr8 person

what do you think :3

@taespresso : u sMART ASG

HAHAHA THANK YOU

@taespresso : ASF GDDMIT

AWWW

@-jimbles : What are some pickup lines I could use?

1. "Damn, if being sexy is a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!"

2. "Your lips look so lonely... Would they like to meet mine?"

HAHAHA I GOT IT FROM GOOGLE YOU CAN FIND IT FROM THERE

@jisoosxsantansoo : have you ever used those pickup lines with someone?

I WANT TO

@JHfiction : ily hOE

ILY TOO HOE

@Yoongisidebish : WHERE U FIND THOSE HORNY PICK UP LINES?!!?!?!

@namjoonsgotjams : TEACH ME UR WAYS SENPAI

;) HEHE GOOGLE

@cuddlymin : i fuckIN LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU TOO

@cuddlymin : NOTICE ME SENPAI / goesallyanderechanonepunchmode/

SENPAI HAS NOTICEF YOU

@mingify : HOW TF WITH THE PICK uP LINES GDI

HAHAHAHAHAHA YA'LL ARE SO CUTE

@agustd- : elise why is taehyung the principal i am astonished but i still laughed for 158763998 minutes reading that sentence

IDK I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AMAZING IF HE BECAME THE PRINCIPAL

@agustd- : and elise, i love you why are u this amazing ("""":

i love you too omg you are amazing too, you always are

@cottontae : I'M INLOVE WITH YOUR STORY -almost silent hahaha

HEHE THANK YOU

@cottontae : WHY U SO GOOD WITH MATH PICK UP LINES?

GOOGLE MAN ;)

@cottontae : why u so cool?

$wag

@cottontae : uwaaahh ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

don't cry I LOVE YOU

@_FifaXKookie_ : Totally loving your stories. Can i use your ideas of pick up lines and hv you credsss?

yes of course!! those pick up lines aren't mine hAHA

@misfit_stoner : Were you on some hype shit when you wrote this story? I went from laughing to having chills run down my spine ... Where'd you get them pick up lines tho? 😂😂 first time checking out your books and I'm impressed 👏

i'm always on some hype shit tBH I GOT NO CHILL EVERY SECOND AND HEHE i found it on google!!

@jiminful : Im having a roller coaster ride reading this story :-)

did you have fun riding? ;)

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thank you so much for the questions mY CHILDREN I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH HEHE

i had fun answering the questions hehe ♡

i really thank all of you for reading this story and supporting me, have a happy chinese new year/happy holidays! ♡

if you want to talk to me, just pm me hehe i don't bite