I'm on summer vacation now.

And I simply hate it.

There are a lot of reasons, so stay tuned.

1. No one will talk to me.

I can't even force people to talk to me. Sure, I'm antisocial, but being ignored hurts. I'm talking to you, girls I'm my neighborhood.

After school on Friday a bunch of people who I thought liked me went out together and mentioned nothing to me. Hehe, I'm shade queen today.

2. Its way too hot.

I sleep in the attic, which proves to be problematic and very, very warm. All the fan does is blow hot air around.

3. My mother makes me go outside.

Although hot, I'd stay in my room all day if I could. I don't think she understands I don't want to go outside because there I see a bunch of people laughing it off and I want to punch their faces. I'm salt in its purest form.

4. Lastly, I can't drive, so I'm stuck in the same place all summer long until I wither and die of heatstroke or hypochondria.

The end.

And then Zach makes it all better with his angelic voice and puppy smile.

SALTY SHADE QUEEN IS OUT 😎