Everyone's favorite sarcastic little brat is back.

Me.

I meant me.

So I was scrolling through Pinterest like the relatable chick I am and I found this:

I was like, what the freak does this happen and where can I get one?

So I looked into it further and found more.

(Boy you had best be running from me)

So I was all, how can I best make fun of this?

So here goes crap:

Y'all are going to bust my eardrums, so shush.

"I'm going to eat your soul"

Funny story, the other day at mutual some kid gave me a flower and told me I stink. I'm not understanding his motives.

I'll take anyone who can cook because I can't even work the oven

I REALLY HATE TRUMP LIKE.....(kisses).....I WASN'T FREAKING FINISHED NOW SIT DOWN BEFORE I START RAVING ABOUT YOUR SORRY BACKSIDE

If you crash it ain't my fault

My hair smelled on point the other day and nobody would frisking smell it however much I hyped it up

And fail because my hair is short and no braids will stay in it. It's not like I'd let anyone touch it anyway.

As a narcissist, this is the only one I can relate to. Except replace boys with yous

Yehaw darlin. We can go huntin with my gun and my truck and my dawg and then go eat our did deers after.

I had this freaking dream that I was some professional dancer with Stew and he kept giving out free back scratches. Like what is my life.

Anyways, I probably offended a lot of people.

Howdy!

Lili