(Stay tuned until the end for some Newsies trash because I'm trash)

Riddle productions presents:
The Story of a Tall Chick

Lili: I'm just casually minding my own business

Extra 1: Wow lolz ur tall

Extra 2: Ya lolz hes right on dude

Lili: (snappish) Really? I didn't realize it!

On to the point. It's a pain being tall. I'm not saying we struggle with everything, although it does tend to make life ten times more awkward because you've got a lot more arms to place and legs to walk.

But my biggest pet peeve is that no one seems to realize that I'm fairly certain of the fact that I'm tall.

As a lady of almost six feet, I'm quite frankly far above average at my age. Honestly, there's like two dudes at my school who are even an inch taller than me, and they're cool so I don't talk to them.

Well at least I can play basketball without trying. Suckerzzz.
And now, the fansie trash that is my soul
First, the fanart. The skill amazes me. I could never.

Then everything else possible

(Because we're above the crease)

And now, my favorite overused gif from my favorite husband: