First and foremost, I'd like to discuss a subject very near and dear to my heart.

The fact that everyone at my school freaking hates me.

It may or may not be because I talk way too much. I have indeed heard myself in recordings and I know it's obnoxious.

I legitimately get that look from people an awful lot.

So y'all peasants who go to my school who probably aren't seeing this,

It's not my fault I've had the blessing of seeing the whole freaking newsies cast beauty

It's not my fault I am blessed with strong vocal chords

It's not my fault I'm tone deaf

It's not my fault John André is a good husband

IT ALSO AINT MY FAULT THAT YOUR TWO DAY BOYFRIEND LEFT YOU, SO STOP DEFACING MY BATHROOMS.

However obnoxious I am, I am the most sane person at my school, to be honest.

There you have it, sassy Lili. Tune in next time for some amusing and creative Lili.