There is this kid. He is quite attractive mind you. I'm calling him Stew for the sake of lolz.

Stew is the one kid everyone has a love hate relationship with. Although in my case he's my 'senpi' for lack of a better word. Although I'm not killing anyone, mind you.

I just have this strange attraction to glasses and freckles and awkwardness. He's kind of short, mind you, but everyone is when you're five miles up in the air.

So, this kid told me my socks were lit. I was all "thanks bro" except not in a cool way. He laughed, but I honestly don't know if that's a good thing.

Fast forward a bit, and I'm sitting walking out of the library and he does this backflip thing off the stairs. No one else is around, so I'm all

Like is he trying to flirt through backflips?

And then he falls on his face and I gotta help him up if I want to look like a good person.

A bit later, he talking to me, and out of nowhere I get his number. Seeing as everyone hates my guts, I'm wondering how the heck this happened.

And guess what the first text I got was?

And I quote: "I'm so Schmexy"

LIKE HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND.

It's been like ages, and I haven't responded.

But he doesn't freaking talk to me.

Do you want it or not, Stew. Take it or leave it, I haven't got all day.

Here's a cute Crutchie gif to rid us of all the bad vibes.