I gulped nervously as I waited for Hannah. I wish I didn’t have to do this. Honestly. I jumped slightly when I felt someone tap my shoulder.

I turned around, “Hey Hann-”

I broke off when I noticed none other than McHotty himself. He smirked, looking pleased with himself for having made me jump. “On one of your playdates?”

My jaw nearly dropped. He was wearing a simple white shirt and jeans. Yet somehow, the white shirt managed to make his tan look even better and his butt? Let’s just say I wish I were those jeans. I shook my head. Bad Ken! Bad!

“Actually, yes. I can’t keep her waiting either.” I had spotted Hannah walking towards us and immediately ran up to her. “Hannah!”

She smiled at me and then raised her eyebrows at someone behind me. I groaned. Did he really follow me? Julian smiled at Hannah, “Well, Hello there Hannah!”

Hannah smiled back politely but stared at me, a little confused.

I took her hand in mine and pulled her slightly, “Let’s go in, shall we?”

She just nodded, still looking a little confused. As we walked past Julian, I felt something brush against my precious booty. Julian did NOT just touch my ass did he?

I turned around and saw Julian talking to some other girl. Sigh. My imagination was indeed evil.

Once I led Hannah to our seats, I offered to go get the food.

“Hurry back. You don’t want to miss the beginning.”

“Oh, I won’t. Rachel McAdams!”

“Isn’t she the cutest?”

I nodded, “I LOVE what she’s done to her hair!”

I quickly ran off to buy some popcorn and gummy bears. Om nom nom, I couldn’t wait. I hope Channing Tatum took his shirt off more than once in this movie. That boy could melt chocolate.

I groaned quietly and cursed all the people in the line ahead of me. Dammit, long lines always ruined everything! I hated finding my way around seats in the dark. Once I walked back in, I heard someone come up behind me, “Hey, you.”

Oh no, he didn’t.

I hissed, “Oh my god, Noam are you stalking me?”

He laughed snidely, “You wish I was.”

“Well, what are you doing here then?”

“What everybody else is doing here, smartass. Watching a movie!”

Okay, that was a stupid question. The usher came to us, “Is there a problem, sir?”

We both shook our heads fast. I quickly rushed up the stairs to my seat next to Hannah. When I saw her or rather, who was one seat away from her, I paused. Oh for heaven’s sake.

I quickly sat down after I heard a few angry murmurs. I handed Hannah her popcorn and Coke. She nodded and stared back at the screen in a daze. I looked at the screen and my jaw fell open. Channing Tatum. In Bed. Nearly Naked.

My day was made. I shoved a handful of popcorn in my mouth to stop myself from drooling. Hannah whispered, “Oh my God, I’d do anything to be where she is right now...”

I gulped, “Me too.”

She laughed and then suddenly whipped around to face me, “You what?”

Oh God. Stay smooth Ken, stay smooth.

“I meant, I’d be in Channing’s place, of course.”

Hannah narrowed her eyes slightly, “Riiiiight.”

Julian cleared his throat, “Guys, if you don’t mind, we’re trying to watch a movie here.”

Hannah and I both shut up. I stared at Julian from the corner of my eye. For a minute, I imagined us in bed like how they were, in the movie.

Julian leaned in, towards me, “I can feel you watching me and it’s a little...odd.”

I felt myself turning red. I am so glad it is dark in here.

Before I could say anything else, he leaned in again and whispered in my ear, “It’s kinda hot though.”

I jumped a little and ended up spilling some popcorn. Hannah was too busy watching the movie to notice. A little TOO busy. Hmm.

I heard Julian snickering to himself in his seat. Okay. Let’s just ignore him. I can do that. I can ignore the hottest guy in my school. It’s easy. Really.

Concentrate on Channing. Oh whoa, Rachel and him had some great chemistry. I bet Julian and me would share some epic chemistry. And maybe Physics, if you know what I mean.

I nearly slapped myself. Why was I being so creepy today?

Ignore Ignore Ignore. Do not even THINK about him.

I spent the rest of the movie in denial.

Once the credits started rolling, I grabbed Hannah and ran out of there.

When we were finally far enough, I stopped abruptly.

“What’s going on?”

I froze. “What do you mean? I just...had reservations. And I was trying to make sure we get there on time.”

At this rate, I was going to become a compulsive liar.

Hannah crossed her arms, “You’re gay.”

I had two ways out of this. Option A, I could lie my way out of this and go back to how things were. Or Option B, I could say yes and actually go through what every person coming out of the closet has to deal with.

The next word could change my life in more ways than one. I looked down at Hannah who whispered, “You can trust me. Even if you lie, I’m not going to believe you. First of all, no GUY would choose to watch The Vow when about 10 other action movies are going on. Then, the way you were looking at Channing Tatum when he was shirtless made ME blush. And the comment on Rachel’s hair? Which guy would even say that?”

I stared at her in horror, “So I get called gay for choosing a movie that would please you? Gee, thanks."

She laughed, “Stop trying to avoid my question, Ken.”

I took a deep breath. Now or never. I could still play it off.

She crossed her arms, waiting.

Far behind her, I saw Julian walking out with his arm around some girl. I felt my heart constrict. Was I ready for this? Telling Hannah I was gay, would only make it more real.

I looked back at Hannah who had turned to see what I was looking at. She gasped, “Oh my god, is that Monica? That skank!”

I looked up and what I saw made my decision. I wasn’t going through that shit again.

“Nope. I’m not a fag. I just act like that because of my sisters, you know.”

Hannah slowly turned back to me, “What?”

“I act all girly and weird sometimes, because of my sisters. It’s odd, I know. But I’m not a fag.”

Every time I said that word, I felt like beating myself up.

I looked back at Julian who was now against a wall with Monica. I think I nearly puked a little.

Without a warning, I felt a stinging sensation on my right cheek. I stared at Hannah, shocked.

Her fists were clenched, “I hate homophobes. I hate the word Fag. And I officially hate you.”

 She turned to walk away and I yelled, “Hannah, wait.”

She turned around and whispered angrily, “I thought you were different. I really did. After lying to me, you insult me?”

“How the heck did I insult you?”

“My brother is gay, Ken. Knowing people like you exist makes it even harder for him to come out of the closet. So why don’t people like you, do us all a favour and go choke on a rotten cookie?”

Saying so, she stormed off.

I heard someone clapping slowly. Noam was leaning against his car, “Well well. You had all of us fooled didn’t you?”

I rolled my eyes, “Whatever Noam. I’m not really in the mood for this.”

“You were NEVER in the mood for this!” he yelled, pointing at himself.

I would have laughed if I hadn’t just been accused of being homophobic when I, myself was a 100% gay. Also, I had just possibly lost one of the nicest friends I had.

I started walking towards my car. I would deal with Noam Drama, later. Not today.

“Sure. Walk away! Just ignore me!”

Gladly.

“This isn’t OVER.”

I slammed my car door shut and leaned back, against the seat. I had to make it up to Hannah. I don’t know how. It would probably include me telling her the truth though. 

Maybe, I should just go ahead and tell her. Hiding like this wasn't good for my health. Nor was it good for a certain other area of me. I was going to tell Hannah tomorrow. For sure.

Like Tallahassee said, in Zombieland, time to Nut up or Shut up. 

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Hello everyone. :)

I'm terribly sorry for not uploading sooner. I had exams and then I kind of lost inspiration for this story. But then, I was like, IF EVERY YAOI WRITER GAVE UP SO EASILY, HOW WOULD YAOI LOVERS LIKE US LIVE? So I sat back down on my ass and decided to give it another shot.

I wrote out a few more chapters. This one is kind of a filler to push ol' Kentucky into telling Hannah he is gay. ;D

Trust me, the next chapter, should be a lot better. The fun shall begin~! ;D

Thank you for reading this! :)