Vik: I'd rather die

Rob: Than?

Vik: No, no, that's it.

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Vik: Hey, what about a new drinking game. Everytime I'm depressed I take a shot

Pete: That game exists and it's called alcoholism.

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Vik: I don't have enough energy for this

Lachlan: For what

Vik, gesturing vaguely:

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Vik: I adverted a murder today

Mitch: Oh? How so? Didn't think you would do something like that since-

Vik: self control.

Mitch:

Jerome: Ah, I get it now

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Matt: So what's it like dating Vik, Lachlan?

Lachlan: One time when he was pissed at me from beating him in mario kart, I asked for water. He gave me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

Matt:

Lachlan: I am so in love

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Preston: Why must you hurt me with words?!

Vik: Do you want me to use fucking rocks?

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JJ: I will suck the happiness out of you

Vik: Okay, have fun starving, bitch.