(I'm sure ya'll heard of the distasteful allegations of a certain someone. This part of the book and probably the intro of this book later will give a reminder and disclaimer that any certain people who are under allegations- proven, undergoing, etc. Are not based on the characters I am using. I am simply using the character, not the content creator. And I am in no way supporting such things they do or have done.)

Preston: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Lachlan: Why didn't you do this last year for me?

Preston, grumbling: Just be grateful I did it this year.

Lachlan: Ia this why you unfriended me on Roblox??