I have a tiny problem with the Trolls Franchise (Opinions Beware)

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While, I don't wanna make a opinions book, I kinda wanna share some of my opinions about the Trollstopia episodes, and just DreamWorks in total. I hope you don't mind cause half the stuff I say, expect others to actually agree with me. Okay, I'm sorry if I upset people, but here we go.

So, I have a tiny problem with the Trolls Franchise.

Recently, Trolls World Tour, the latest film from DreamWorks Animation came out, and the film was directed by Spongebob writer, Walt Dohrn. It got a standard DVD release, but it was the first film to get a VOD treatment. Because DreamWorks had dates, and they didn't want to move them. The aftermath of that proceeded into a fight with Universal Pictures, the distributor of the film, and AMC, the theatre that was originally gonna play the movie. They made up fast and TWT recently got this cool Halloween cover!

(Sorry if it's sideways)

But the real Trolls Franchise feels . . . off. Trolls World Tour had all these big characters and huge lands to explore, but after that, they left us in the dust. If you took the whole movie and cropped the scenes with just one of the leaders. That be 5 to 10 minutes. Each! This film was 90 minutes long, 2 minutes shorter than the original 2016 film. And that's one of my pet peeves.

The film is basically Poppy and Branch trying to rally up the Troll Tribes on their side, Funk, Country, Classical, Techno and Hard Rock. There's this Hard Rock queen who wants to steal the string from every tribe to make sure Rock reigns supreme. Yadda, Yadda, Yadda, Avengers: Infinity War for kids here, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda, DreamWorks here. Is that why your name is DreamWorks? So you left us to dream about the rest?

Let's go to one of the main troll tribe who people say need more time, King Trollex. Obviously reliable. So what happened to him during the feature? He was playing a rave, happy as larry, until Barb comes in, destroys their home, and what? Nothing. Instead, at least 60 or more minutes after, platform yadda yadda, Rock Zombie yadda yadda, back to normal, world gray yadda yadda, all of a sudden, gets happy again?! Nobody at DreamWorks explains this AT ALL. Nobody explains about ANY of the Trolls lifes, the possible 500+ people who worked on that movie! And that's not just the main crew. No, no, no, I'm talking about Technology, Technology Supporters, Studio Operations, if it takes a freaking team to make these films, why are you skimping on every Troll who was in the movie!

Little tip, DreamWorks. Don't make just the films about Poppy and Branch, the loveable duo, because Trolls doesn't have to be JUST FOR KIDS. I hear a lot of parents saying it's too much like an earworm or color trauma, but you know what is Color trauma?! The Speed Racer 2005 Movie by Warner Bros! Try to watch that for 2 hours without throwing up. Basically, the first Trolls movie was a glitterfest. The second one, didn't need to go all crazy! Glitter everywhere! A lot of kids actually like the new characters, especially the Techno Trolls, so basically Trolls Trollstopia and a possible Trolls 3 are a chance to give these new characters some light without being "supportive characters". Give them facts, we all wanna know!

In conclusion, the Trolls Franchise needs a bit if help. You have Poppy and Branch's story, now get to the others! Y'know, the ones that were put in World Tour for a reason! Y'know, for a guy who worked on Spongebob, he sure felt like it was planning to be 11 minutes.

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