Marcos: [Referring to Marie] When she's naked-
Geo: Yes?
Marcos: Does she thrill you?
Geo: Yes
Marcos: Is she vicious?
Geo: Yes
Marcos: Would she kill you?
Geo: ... Yes
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Trent: I don't feel good about this
Marcos: When do you feel good about anything?
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Sabastion: So, basically, we're completely swamped. All hands on deck. I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.
Geo: Do you need help with anything?
Sabastion: No, we're good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early.
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Madison: You've gone mad with power!
Sabastion: Of course I have. You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one ever listens to you.
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"What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me."
-Coffee
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Sabastion: What are you doing?
Geo: I'm attempting to heterosexualize. It's not working.
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[Driving Test]
Driving instructor: Turn the car on.
Geo: Umm, okay.
Geo: [Rubs the steering wheel] You like that? You filthy who-
Driving instructor: Okay, we're done here
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Sabastion: I have no fears
Trent: One day you're going to wake up and Marcos will be taller than you
Sabastion: I have one fear
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Sharaug, jokingly: i hate you!
Choco: joke's on you, i already hate myself! hah! get wrecked!
Sharaug:
Sharaug: a- are you okay
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Sabastion: I'm stuck, help me out of here and I'll owe you a favor!
Kayla: Woah! We get a wish?!
Sabastion: No, no, no. Not a wish. I'm not magical, I'll just do you a good turn.
Z: Can you turn me into a tiger?
Sabastion: Um, no, I just said I'm not magical-
Coffee: It doesn't have to be a magical tiger!
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Sharaug: You need to stop yelling at people.
Sabastion: I'm not yelling... I'm merely expressing myself forcefully!
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Sharaug, worried: what is Coffee doing in her room?
Kayla: she found a new musical
Sharaug, now confused: and why is she laughing, crying, screaming and throwing thing around at the same time?
Kayla: have you ever tried to recreate a whole musical alone???
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Marie: hey wanna play minecraft?
Geo: no babe *grabs hand*
Geo: Ourcraft
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Marcos: Im never talking to anyone taller than me ever again
Slaughter: Im taller than you
Marcos: Goodbye Slaughter
Slaughter: Am I just gonna get ignored? I can crouch! We can pretend Im short!
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Geo: Sabastion said not to wear these sunglasses cause they make me look like an ''asshole''
Geo: Well guess what SAB.
Geo: I AM WHAT I EAT
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Marie: am i pretty?
Geo: you're the most amazing and gorgeous girl in the entire universe
Marie:
Geo: Oh my God are you crying what did i say wrong im so sorry oh god what did i do?!
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Marie, Kayla, and Marie belong to Choco_Corpation
Sharaug belongs to Sharaug
Slaughter belongs to JSNsupernova
Z belongs to SilvertheTMNTfan
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