"Sabastian has gone feral! Nobody ever said anything about Sabastian going feral!"

-Geo

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Sabastian: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Marcos, yelling: hey, Geo, how tall are you?!

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Geo: I've been looking for you everywhere!

Sabastian: what a coincidence. I've been hiding from you everywhere

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"If you talk about my kinks anyone, I'm gonna throat punch you."

-Marcos to Max

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Geo: I spent $1 dollar on this ring, will you go on the worlds worst date with me? You have to say yes

. . .

Marie: that was the beginning of our relationship

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Geo: Avatar? Yeah, I saw it last week with...

Geo: [pulls out bullhorn] ... MY GIRLFRIEND!

Marie: You know, if this phase of our relationship lasts more than a week, I'm legally allowed to stab you.

Geo: What phase? So, did I mention I'm seeing someone?

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Marcos: Anxiety? What could be giving you anxiety?

Geo: Literally every aspect of my life

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Geo: Merde !

Choco: Don't tell me you broke something again

Geo: Okay, I won't tell you then

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Sharaug: I don't need to go to bed, I'm not tired, I'll be fine

Trent: But I'll be so lonely without you! Come and curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again :(

Sharaug: Ooh that sounds... Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleep patterns?

Trent: Is it working?

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Marcos: Sabastian gave me a get better soon card

Sharaug: Aw that's sweet -

Marcos: I'm not sick. He just thought I could do better

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Sabastian: We need to talk about your professionalism

Geo, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava

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Sabastian: What'll make you feel better?

Kayla: [shrugs]

Sabastian: Do you want a cookie?

Kayla: [nods]

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Kayla: There's a HUGE spider in my room! Help!

Sabastian (from the other room): Actually, arachnophobia is classified as an irrational fear.

Trent: With all due respect, Sab, shut up!

Marcos: Well what are you waiting for?! Kill it!

Sharaug: Marcos Landez! We do not condone murder in this household!

Geo: Yeah Marcos, this isn't Heathers.

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Sabastian: There are different kinds of couples in the world

Sabastian, pointing to Sharaug, Choco, and Trent: The cute ones

Sabastian, pointing to Marcos and Slaughter: The rough ones

Sabastian, pointing to Marie and Geo: And....I don't even know what to call this-

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Marie, Choco, and Kayla Belong to Choco_Corpation

Sharaug belongs to Sharaug