Marcos: Punch me in the face.

Sabastian: Punch you?

Marcos: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Sabastian: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

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Geo: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book?

Sabastian: I'm suggesting it's unlikely you own a copy of the rule book, and if you do possess one, it has certainly never been opened.

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Snatcher: did you know it takes a plastic bag 20-100 years to break down, yet it takes me one minor inconvenience?

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Snatcher: Kid. You're gonna need to sign another contract for me.

Hat Kid: what is it this time-

Snatcher: [hands her adoption papers]

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Geo: I wish you were a SQUIP so I could control you with different kinds of Mountain Dew

Sabastian:

Sabastian, smirking and walking away: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. I don't know

Geo: WAIT! ARE YOU?! I WANNA KNOW-

Sabastian: Goodnight Geovani

Geo: ARE YOU GONNA TRY AND TAKE OVER THE SCHOOL?! SHARAUG! SABASTIAN IS A FUCKING TIC TAC FROM JAPAN-

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Hat kid, annoying Snatcher: peck you noodle man! Noodle man I'm dancing in your forest, it's my forest now! You hear that? You want me outta this forest you're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to throw me out of this forest yourself! Look at the way I dance in it, I disrespect your forest noodle man! You hear that noodle man? Noodle man? They're gonna put MY name in graffiti! Children will come here and tell tales of ME!

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Gravity Falls au

Geo: I don't need friends! I have knives!!

Geo: *throws a knife at Sharaug, she easily stepping out of the way*

Geo: ....... I'm outta knives

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Snatcher, after rescuing a Subconite from Vanessa's: what was the ONE thing I told you not to do?!

Subconite: annoy Vanessa..

Snatcher: and WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Subconite: annoy Vanessa........

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Geo: smack cam!

Sabastian: **whipping out a knife**

Sabastian: bitch I hope the fuck you do! You'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that!

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Elena: I need coffee

Dipper: You shouldn't be having more than 3 cups a day and this is your 5th cup in the last 2 hours

Elena: give me my coffee you weak ass bitch

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Madison: Spectra did you eat my Oreos?

Spectra, holding the entire box of unopened Oreos: ... not yet...

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Sharaug: what place has better milkshakes, DQ or Wendy's?

Geo: me

Sharaug: ...?

Geo: ...

Sabastian: ...what?

Geo: CAUSE MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

Sabastian: NO

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Sharaug: YOU JUST KILLED MY SON!

Sabastian: Oh calm down, he'll be back in a few days, it's not like I broke his necklace.

Sabastian: Besides, it was just a little stab *places the bloody knife on Geo's lifeless body*

Sabastian: There ya go, looking more alive by the minute