Nakaya, taking a long sip of her tea as she looks at the monitors which show people getting it on: It's funny because they think they're alone.

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Mason: I'm... grounded?

Marcos: Yes, you're grounded! You disobeyed me and your mother.

Slaughter, holding a shovel: And now, we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!

Marcos: Babe, that's not how grounding works.

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Nakaya: What is considered punishment as a child but a reward as an adult?

Monokuma: Death.

Nakaya:

Nakaya: No, Mono, no...

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Marcos: relax. be mature.

Mason: mature. got it

[Later on a date]

Crescent: so, what do you do for fun?

Mason, in a deep voice: taxes

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Monokuma: What's wrong with them?

Naegi: They won't stop quoting Heathers, now they're having full on conversations

Hinata: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

Nakaya: Jeez Mono, what's your damage?

Hinata: Junko, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?

Junko: Because I can.

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Sharaug: Okay, you're driving and Passive and Marcos walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Slaughter: Definitely Passive. I would never hurt Marcos.

Sharaug:

Sharaug: The brakes, Slaughter. You hit the brakes.

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Four word horror stories w/ the students of Hope's Peak

Hinata: I heard my boyfriend knock on the bathroom door but then I remembered...our bathroom doesn't have a door...

Byakuya: I'm sorry but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn't have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

Toko: She can't afford a door, Togami. The true horror of this story is the realities of life

Mondo: So what the fuck was your boyfriend knocking on?

Nakaya: This dick.

Byakuya: But it wasn't even four words???

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Nakaya: *trying to put glitter on one of her paintings but it gets everywhere on her and the room*

Nakaya: Aw heck

Nakaya a few minutes later, sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically into the distance: I've had it.

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Asahina: So what were YOU doing before the body announcement Nakaya?

Nakaya: *instant flashback to her embarrassing attempt of flirting with the guy practically everyone in the school hates*

Nakaya: Making a fool of myself, like usual.

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Trent, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Geo, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick

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Choco: I have a headache.

Sabastian: Sleep more.

Geo: Cut off your head, won't hurt anymore

Sharaug: Geo, what have we said about dealing with trauma?

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Nakaya: Okay guys, I found out that SoMebOdY has been looking at me through the camera in my room, what should I do?

Asahina: Just leave your room suspiciously, but do it more often than usual

Toko: I have scissors you can borrow.

Hinata: Just stare blankly into it for hours like you've been possessed

Byakuya: How about behaving?

Everyone at once: NO!

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My first thoughts on watching a gameplay of Danganronpa 2: Wtf- Why is Togami so T H I Q Q

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Naegi: if I were a snack, where would I be?

Hinata, muttering: on my bed

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Sharaug: Hey Geo, what are you doing?

Geo: Being sad and gay

Sharaug:

Sharaug: I can relate

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Nakaya: What do I do when I'm bored you may ask? I spend most of my time either doing things in the art lab or annoying Mono. I don't have time to fuck and moan unlike some simps in here. They may think they're slick but we know who they are.

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Nakaya, drunk: Everyone? I would like to make a toast to my friends, Naegi, and Hinata, who became a couple today!

Maizono: Oh boy...

Nakaya: And to love. Ah, love. L-O-V-E, love. L is for life. And what is life without love?

Naegi: Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?

Nakaya: The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way.

Nakaya: E! Is for how extremely normal I find it. That those two are together. And now one day they might get married and have children of their own.

Hinata: You okay Kaya?

Nakaya after weeks of trying to get Monokuma to understand she likes him, crying: Totally.

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Mason, Slaughter, and Crescent belong to JSNsupernova

Hinata belongs to Choco_Corpation

Sharaug belongs to Sharaug

I literally have nothing else to do and my family isn't going on a road trip till next next week so imma be spamming this book until I reach 200-