I didn't even realize I have 54 pages of this shit-

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Nakaya, clinging onto Monokuma: He's the clingy one, obviously.

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Hinata: I love this picture of the group. We were so happy.

Naegi: Where's Junko?

Hinata: She wasn't part of the group yet. That's why we were so happy.

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Hinata: *pours coke on cereals*

Asahina: *pours slushee on cereals*

Junko: *pours apple juice on cereals*

Mondo: why? What the fuck? Why would you? Jesus, is this my punishment? Why would you do that in front of me? Why? The shit? Why do I even- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THREE???

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Nakaya: There's a way to have sex without a mans, just grab a thick hotdog and do your thing. I swear I've never done that, I just have a dirty mind and I don't know what to do with it-

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Trent: I'm starting today off with a morning coffee, because while I might have a lot of issues, being a day drinker is not one of them.

Trent sipping his coffee: yet

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Sharaug: GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Geo: That's not fair!

Sharaug: DO AS I SAY!

Geo: You never send Sab to his room when he's in trouble!

Sharaug: Sab never leaves his room. If he were in trouble I'd make him sit in the living room or go outside and talk to living beings.

Sabastian: (from upstairs) I CAN HEAR YOU

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Choco: *falls down the stairs*

Sharaug: *catches her*

Sharaug: I think you just...

Sharaug: fell for me!

Choco:

Choco: Drop me on this floor right now.

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Nakaya: I'm going to play a song for you

Nakaya: It's called "my life so far" :)

Nakaya: (takes a deep breath, bangs a cymbal she stole from the band room)

Nakaya, high pitched: AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Toko: We have fun, don't we Togami?

Byakuya: I've never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Nakaya: so I have a three step plan to get Naegi to date you

Hinata: okay, I'm listening

Nakaya: step one, get him to play truth or dare

Hinata: oh God, stop-

Nakaya: step two, wait until he picks dare

Hinata: Nakaya, no-

Nakaya: step three, dare him to date you!

Hinata:

Asahina, shouting from the other room: it could work!

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Sabastian: Were there a lot more stars visible to the dinosaurs because there was no light pollution? Did they like the stars? Did they know what they were or did they not care because they were busy being dinosaurs?

Coffee: Sab, we all love you, but go to sleep.

Madison: Let him speak.

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Leon: I accidentally got Nakaya drunk.

Ishimaru: I hope she doesn't do anything stupid-

Nakaya: *gasps*

Nakaya: I SHOULD LOOK FOR NEMO IN THE POOL!

Practically everyone: NAKAYA NO!

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Fujisaki: Hi, guys!

Junko: Good evening.

Hinata, mockingly: Good evening.

Junko: Y'know what?! fight me Hinata!

Hinata: No

Hinata: Actually, you know what?

Hinata: HIT ME, BITCH!

*execution music plays in the background*

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Nakaya: My dying wish if for you to make my senior quote: I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid

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Leon: Okay so fuck marry kill with Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward. Go.

Nakaya: Well obviously, I'm gonna kill squidward because calamari's good.

Hagakure: Wha- dont vore squidward!!

Nakaya: listen, I'm not done yet. I-

Maizono: *giggling*

Nakaya: Shut up, listen. I- *giggles* Obviously, I'm gonna fuck Patrick because if there's anything I've learned, it's that *punches the palm of her hand, grinding her fist into it* "the dumb ones pound the hardest, honey!"

Leon, Asahina, Hinata, Hagakure, Maizono: *dying of laughter*

Nakaya: and finally, marry spongebob because the man has OBVIOUSLY got his shit together. I mean, a full library? I want some of that fuckin sugar, daddy!

Byakuya: I will pay you to never call SpongeBob "daddy" every again.

Nakaya: No promises.

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Zuri: Oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers.

Geo, crying: Please, just say fuck.

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Nakaya: *is crying*

Monokuma: Oh...Nakaya...crying. I don't know what to do.

Monokuma: *pats her on the head*

Nakaya:

Monokuma: Pat Pat

Nakaya:

Monokuma:

Monokuma: . . . this feels wrong.

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Geo: I've been to the hospital so many times all the staff know my name :)

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Day 78 of Quarantine

Coffee, narrating: And he sits there, reading his book like the smart boi his is, totally not hearing me.

Sabastian: I can hear you-

Coffee: GAH! I'VE BEEN SPOTTED

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Two friends: *looks at each other for 1 second*

Fandom: SHIPPPPPP ITTTTTT

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Sharaug belongs to Sharaug