Sabastian, at Thanksgiving dinner: You're sitting at the kid's table.

Geo: Why?

Sabastian: What's an income tax?

Geo: Um....

Sabastian: Who's SpongeBob's best friend?

Geo: Patric- Oh.

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Nakaya: On Wednesdays we bleed pink.

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Spectra: aww, I didn't know that cows were going rare

Madison: Wtf-

Spectra, showing menu: it says rare

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Monokuma: Is that my hoodie?

Nakaya, wearing a specific black and white hoodie that goes to her knees: . . . nope

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Naegi: We're a team right? Ride or die?

Hinata: Sure, I'd totally ride you.

Naegi: What-

Hinata: What-

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Christine: Why are Michael and Liz sitting with their backs to each other?

Michelle: They had a fight.

Christine: But they're holding hands....

Michelle: Michael gets sad when they fight....

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Sabastian: Stop, I'm claustrophobic.

Mason: What does that mean?

Geo: I think it means he's afraid of Santa Clause?

Spectra: HO HO HO

Sharaug: STOP IT SPECTRA YOU'RE SCARING HIM-

Sabastian: I-

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Nakaya: *sends you a photo of a dinosaur* *sends you a photo of a dinosaur* *sends you a photo of a dinosaur* *sends you a photo of a dinosaur* *sends you a photo of a dick-*

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Zuri: *sends you a photo of a puppy* *sends you a photo of a puppy* *sends you a photo of a puppy* *sends you a photo of a puppy* *sends you a photo of a pup-*

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Sharaug, giving 'the talk': You should always use condoms unless it's been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple. ALWAYS

Kayla: even if we're lesbians?!

Madison: ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE LESBIANS. If both of you get pregnant that's twice as bad.

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Marcos: You need to just ghost her. Disappear, block her number. Bonus, anything she left in your house now legally belongs to you. I've done that to dozens of people, and all of them got over it.

Max: Actually, none of your exes got over you.

Marcos: You're damn right they didn't.

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Choco: Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm gay

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Nakaya: I present to you, THE ULTIMATE SEX EDUCATOR!

Hinata: Line up bitches imma bout to educate you

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Nakaya: I am the ultimate third wheel.

Hinata, cuddling with Naegi: You shouldn't think that way.

Toko, holding Byakuya's hand : Yeah, what makes you say that?

Hinata, now making out with Naegi : Completely untrue.

Nakaya: Wow. I have levelled up to the fifth wheel. I am truly powerful.

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Random stranger: I'm sorry, who is in charge here?

Sabastian: Usually it's whoever yells the loudest

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Mason: *knocks on the Choco's and Sharaug's door*

Choco: Yes?

Mason: Hello mam, would you like to buy some boy scout cookies?

Choco: Sure. Sharaug, a boy scout is-

Sharaug: *hands Mason a suitcase full of money then brings the whole wagon of cookies inside*

Mason: Dad, you were right! I'll surely win that bike now

Marcos: Hell yeah! Let's go!

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Sharaug: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE !

Sharaug: [throws water bottles at everyone]

Nova: Uh. . .

Sabastian: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Sharaug: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU !

Coffee: [crying] It's working.

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Judge: Sorry, no women allowed in the court room.

Max, hugging Zuri close to his chest: Excuse me sir, but this is my emotional support wife, and she will stay with me.

Zuri: ●ｖ●

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Sharaug belongs to Sharaug

Choco, Elizabeth, Kayla, and Hinata belong to Choco_Corpation

Nova, Slaughter, Mason, and Spectra belong to JSNsupernova