Nakaya: Hakuna my tatas

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Hinata: I keep my friends close and my enemies dead.

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Nakaya, sleep deprived, putting honey in her tea: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce~

Byakuya: Do you take constructive criticism?

Nakaya: I absolutely fucking do not.

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Hinata: I'm actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girl's eyelid ? Are you frightened when people change clothes ?

Kirigiri: Babies have no concept of object permanence.

Toko: That's one of the sickest burns I've ever heard.

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Monokuma: It's not that Nakaya's unromantic..she's just romantic in really weird ways... like this one time i said i wasn't comfortable in my body.. and she said

Monokuma: "well i'm comfortable in your body"

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Hinata, admiring Naegi from a distance: He could end my life anytime and I'd thank him.

Junko: We'd thank him too

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Naegi: Fuck, marry, kill! me, Nakaya, and Kirigiri?

Hinata: Marry you, fuck Nakaya, and kill Junko

Junko: I wasn't even one of the options, what the fuck?

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Nakaya: If your hair covers your boobs, you have mermaid hair and you are a mermaid, I don't make the rules.

Hagakure: As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused for about ten seconds.

Nakaya: You are a mermaid, sir.

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Byakuya: Ugh, bite me.

Toko: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nakaya: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hinata: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Leon: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Byakuya: You guys disgust me.

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Nakaya, making a 'sexy' pose on her bed as Say No To This plays in the background while looking at the camera: ;)

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Ishimaru: YOU STABBED NAKAYA AND KILLED FUJISAKI?!

Mondo: Yeah, well you should have heard what Nakaya said.

Byakuya: And what exactly did she say?

Mondo: 'What are you going to do, stab me?'

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Toko, to Junko: What a beautiful day!

Toko, to Monokuma: Isn't it a beautiful day. I think it is.

Hinata: Togami texted you good morning, didn't he?

Toko: With a heart emoji!

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Hinata: I'm like a star, shiny from afar and kinda f*cked up when you get close.

Junko: I'm like a star, beautiful from afar and hot when you get closer.

Nakaya: I'm a fucking black hole.

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Celestia's Exectuion

Celestia, as she's getting burned: Let me see what you have.

Monokuma: A FIRE TRUCK

Celestia: NO-

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Celestia: So you're taking Nakaya on a date, right?

Monokuma: Yep

Celestia: [Deadpan] You hurt her, and I will staple dead birds to your car.

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Kirigiri: Why do you like being out in the rain?

Fujisaki: I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun!

Nakaya: I'm trying to get hit by lightning.

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Monokuma: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

Nakaya: Have been for the past few months, but thanks for noticing.

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Naegi: Hey i heard you like bad boys.

Hinata: Not really.

Naegi: Oh thank God.

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