( the following is an article taken from the newspaper, August 16th )

THE WHITE HOUSE BOMBED BY GERMAN FORCES

The nation is left in panic following the German attack. The White House is left in ruins, and forces are still in the search for survivors.

The future looks grim, with the president confirmed dead earlier this morning.

This attack, formulated by German prime minister, Jakob Fischer, is a declaration of war, and one that the United States of America will not overlook!