*Just some short Facebook stories between Merlin characters*

Arthur tagged Merlin in his status: MERLIN!

Merlin: What?

Arthur: THERE'S A BLACK BOX TALKING TO ME!

Merlin: Arthur. That's the tv.

Arthur: I WON'T LET IT HARM ME!

Merlin: Arthur. Don't.

Arthur: I have slain the beast.

Merlin: ...I'm coming to your house.

Arthur: There's also this strange silver box that makes me feel cold.

Merlin: SIT YOUR ARSE DOWN AND DON'T MOVE UNTIL I GET THERE.

Arthur: But...

Merlin: DON'T. MOVE.

***

Gwaine tagged Percival in his status: Hey Percy.

Percival: What?

Gwaine: It's Saint Patrick's Day today.

Percival: So?

Gwaine: Want to go to the pub with me tonight?

Percival: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard from you.

Percival: When should I meet you there?

***

*Leon added Percival, Gwaine, Lancelot, Elyan, and Mordred to the group chat*

Leon: Guys, someone escaped from prison. Who was on guard duty last night?

Percival: Not me I was with Gwaine all night.

Gwaine: DAMN RIGHT YOU WERE!

Elyan: Um...it wasn't me.

Lancelot: Or me. Mordred?

Mordred:...I was.

Leon: Mordred, why did you let a prisoner escape?

Mordred: I was distracted.

Percival: By what?

Mordred: I SAW PUPPIES!

Leon:...I can't yell at you for that.

***

Arthur updated his status: I WANT TO BE WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE!

Leon: WHO MADE ARTHUR WATCH THE LITTLE MERMAID?!?

Merlin: *guiltily raises hand*

Arthur: I WANNA SEE...WANNA SEE THEM DANCING!

Gwaine: WALKING AROUND ON THEIR, WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM?

Percival: FEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!

Elyan: LIKE A ROCK, HUH HUH! YOU MUST BE HARD, HUH HUH!

Leon:...

Arthur...

Percival...

Gwaine...

Merlin:...Was that from Mulan II?

Elyan:...Yes.

Arthur: SHAME!

Percival: HOW DARE YOU STAIN YOUR EYES WITH THAT MOVIE?!?

Gwaine: YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

*Elyan has logged off*

Gwen: WHO SCARED MY BROTHER OFF OF FACEBOOK?!?

Merlin: He sang a song from Mulan II.

Gwen:...I'll be right back.

***

Merlin tagged Arthur in his status:

Arthur: MERLIN WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

Gwen: Hehehehe...

Arthur: BETRAYED BY MY OWN WIFE?!?

Merlin: She said that she would give me $20 if I did this.

Arthur: Gwen you would embarrass me for $20?

Gwen: Of course not, don't be silly sweetie.

Arthur: *sighs in relief*

Gwen: I'd do it for a cornchip.

Merlin: *laughs*

***

Gwen tagged Merlin in her status: Merlin? What's wrong with Arthur?

Merlin: What do you mean?

Gwen: He came home crying and saying that he didn't want to disappear.

Merlin: Ah...I took him to see Infinity War.

Gwaine: SPOILERS!

Merlin: You went with us!

Gwaine:...True...

***

*Elyan sent a message to the group chat* We should name this chat.

Gwaine: The Knights Chat.

Leon: The Knights of the Round Table Chat.

Lancelot: The Griffin Slayers Chat.

Percival: Lancelot, you're the only one that has slain a griffin.

Mordred: Yeah, that's not fair.

Lancelot: True...what about Leon's chat name?

Percival: I'm okay with that.

Gwaine: Yeah.

*Elyan changed the group chat's name to The Knights of the Round Table*

Gwaine: Hey Elyan?

Elyan: Yeah?

Gwaine: How many times have you watched Mulan II?

Elyan: Only once.

Percival: Good.

Elyan: I prefer Chicken Little.

Leon:...

Percival:...

Lancelot:...

Mordred:...

Gwaine: SHAME!

***

*Morgana tagged Mordred in her status* Yo I'm going to the store. Want anything?

Gwaine: Beer.

Morgana: I didn't ask you.

Mordred: Actually can you pick me up some apples?

Morgana: What kind?

Mordred: Green.

Gwaine: Um...hello? My beer?

Percival: If you stop watching Pretty Little Liars I'll get you some.

Gwaine: Yes!

Mordred:...Thanks for the apples Morgana.

***

*Percival and Gwaine are now in a relationship*

Leon: Huh.

Elyan: I thought Gwaine was into women.

Gwaine: Both men and women.

Lancelot: And I'm still single.

Mordred: You have Merlin.

Freya: WHAT WAS THAT?!?

Arthur: F**KING FINALLY!

Merlin: When's the wedding?

Percival: What wedding?

Gwaine: Soon.

***

*Merlin tagged Arthur in his status* We are no longer allowed at Olive Garden.

Gwaine: Wth why?

Merlin: Arthur grabbed one of the breadsticks and challenged the waiter to a sword duel.

Percival: What happened?

Arthur: He ran away like a coward, so I threw the breadsticks at him.

Merlin: We were then kicked out of the restaurant.

Gwen: Arthur, sweetie, don't take me out to dinner for our anniversary.

***

 *Merlin updated his profile picture*

Gwen: Adorable!

Freya: Aw...Merlin <3

Merlin: *smiles*

***

*Freya updated her profile picture*

Arthur: Are you guys about to summon the dead or something?

Merlin: Arthur. No. Never again.

Freya: You've summoned the dead before?

Merlin: It was not fun.

***

*Morgana updated her profile picture*

Mordred: If looks could kill...

Arthur: She could kill you with a snap of her fingers.

Morgana: Don't tempt me, brother.

Arthur: You would kill me that easily?

Merlin: Oh please, I would pay you to let me kill you.

***

*Mordred updated his profile picture*

Morgana: OH MY GOD THAT SMILE IS ADORABLE!

Arthur: HE TRIED TO KILL ME!

Merlin: 10/10.

Arthur: WELL THEN.

***

*Gwaine updated his profile pic*

Elyan: You two look so confused.

Leon: Maybe they're wondering why their wedding hasn't started yet.

Percival: We're not even engaged yet.

Gwaine: Yet.

Percial: What?

Gwaine: What?

***

*Percival updated his profile picture*

Merlin: Aw you two look so happy together!

Percival: We were extremely happy.

Gwaine: You bet your arse we were.

Gwaine: That was some good arse soup.

***

*Leon updated his profile picture*

Arthur: What were you so happy about?

Leon:...Nothing...

Merlin: That was the day Morgana enchanted me to kill you and he gave me a crossbow.

Arthur: YOU WHAT?!?

Leon: I thought he was joking!

***

*Elyan updated his profile picture*

Gwen: My brother has the most precious smile!

Arthur: Hey!

Gwen: Sorry Arthur. Merlin has the second best smile.

Arthur:...I feel attacked...

***

*Lancelot updated his profile picture*

Mordred: What did I tell you? Look at the way he looks at Merlin!

Freya: I'll fight you!

Lancelot: Ehehehehe...

***

*Arthur updated his profile picture*

Leon: You guys look so serious. Arthur do you not smile?

Arthur: I smiled when Merlin was gone for a few days.

Merlin: Hey!

Morgana: My fault. Sorry.

Merlin: What about when you had George?

Arthur: DO NOT MENTION BRASS JOKES OR ELSE I WILL HURT YOU.

***

*Gwen updated her profile picture*

Elyan: That was a nice wedding.

Arthur: Yes, it was. The best part was marrying Gwen.

Gwen: Aww! <3

Arthur: The second best part was watching Merlin cry.

Merlin: IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!

*Wow. That was a lot longer than I thought*