FROM: Kim Namjoon • [email protected]
TO: [email protected]

Dear y/n,
That email adress almost made me think you were 'trolling' me, if that's what the kids these days say. I hope this finds you in good hands. Thank you for trusting me and sharing your email with me. Hope you're having a spledid day today.
Stay well.

FROM: Kim Namjoon • [email protected]
TO: [email protected]

I'm so sorry after reading the last email I realized how formal I sound
being a teach is hard haha

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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM M&M . . .

JIN
I cordially apologise for the
way I acted the other day

JIN
I shouldn't have acted out
here drunk espesially since
I'm the oldest person here

NAMJOON
Really jin it's no problem
things like that happen
Most importantly are you okay?

JIN
Perfectly fine and dandy

JIN
I was embarrassed after going
through the previous messages

JIMIN
if you're alright that's what matters
the most to us ❤️

JIN
Thanks jimin
you're a nice kid

JUNGKOOK
mommy alert

JIN
who's mommy?

JUNGKOOK
bruh you
the way you went "as im elder and
shit" lmao

JIN
Please don't call me that

JUNGKOOK
oh
okay
daddy

YOONGI
I don't condone how you
behaved the other day but I'm
glad to see you taking responsibility
@jin

TAEHYUNG
lmao he doesn't have a problem
with calling him daddy

JIMIN
Namjoon very much feels like
a dad guy to me too (in a good way :))

NAMJOON
Thanks I've heard that a lot

JUNGKOOK
im talking about DADDIES
not dad
im talking about DILFS
not father

JIMIN
i'm sorry what's dilf

HOSEOK
a world filled with rainbows <3

TAEHYUNG
Sugars*

NAMJOON
oh I can be daddy too I think

Y/N
namjoon can be anything
from president to stripper
cause he THAT versatile

JUNGKOOK
sexy like a pornstar

NAMJOON
I'm blushing hahaha

Y/N
*pokes your dimples*

Y/N
WHERE'S JIN
DID THAT HANDSOME MF
APOLOGISE FOR TELLING ME
I'M NOT THE GIRL HE WANTS

JIMIN
I think he left already

TAEHYUNG
who wants you? @y/n

Y/N
bet you dream of me everyday
teahyung

JUNGKOOK
sweet wet dreams 👀

Y/N
like he the type who bullies the
person he likes 🤤

JUNGKOOK
every romance anime guy ever

Y/N
not usui
that blonde mf can bend me
over a rooftop railing

JIMIN
this is taking a turn

TAEHYUNG
how can i dream of you when
i dont even know what you look
like

Y/N
the way he's fishing for a
photo of mine 👀

NAMJOON
i bet y/n is beautiful in her own
way

Y/N
sir you're gonna need
bleach for your eyes
after you see me

HOSEOK
love your face please

HOSEOK
I have a long face so people used
to call me horseface ever since i
was a kid

HOSEOK
that used to really upset me before
but now i think horses are actually
so cool <3

HOSEOK
not everyone can be a horse ^_^

JUNGKOOK
i bet they meant you had power
like a horse 746 WATTS

Y/N
wtf you're literally one of
the most beautiful man ive
ever seen @hoseok

Y/N
but your attitude TOOK MY
HEART LIKE YES CONFIDENCE
PLEASE STEP ON ME

HOSEOK
thank you
and that's why you should think
you're cool too sweetheart

Y/N
it's just so hard when you're
always getting put down by others
you start to believe at one point
that you really are one lame mf

JUNGKOOK
damn
no lmao this time?

TAEHYUNG
Lame is the new cool

JIMIN
i think you're cool alright

NAMJOON

I know it won't happen in a day
but slowly and surely you'll get there
if you start to have faith in yourself
from today

HOSEOK
I'd tell you everyday how cool
you are if I was there irl!

YOONGI
what others think of you should
never matter more than what you
think of yourself

YOONGI
nevermind others

Y/N
i can't believe online
strangers are better than people
i know irl

Y/N
yall i-

Y/N
THESE 7 ARE OKAY

JIMIN
love how you didn't exclude jin

JUNGKOOK
and jungkook
even though he's a troll

Y/N
and taehyung even though he's
a piece of shit

TAEHYUNG
yeah thanks i still hate you too

NAMJOON
we should talk like this more often

YOONGI
I like how you opened up
today y/n

Y/N
nah my legs are still folded up

TAEHYUNG
leave it to that girl to always ruin
the moment

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MAKE AN INLINE COMMENT ON THE OPTION YOU WANT TO CHOOSE

[RECIEVE A HEART FROM JUNG HOSEOK]

[RECIEVE A HEART FROM MIN YOONGI]

[RECIEVE A HEART FROM PARK JIMIN]

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO VOTE

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Y/N
BRO HELP ME OUT

H.ONE
At your service

Y/N
JIN ISN'T REPLYING TO ME

H.ONE
It was the other way around
in Namjoon's arc

Y/N
yeah i know
i dont have amnesia

Y/N
literally jin acted weird with me
the other day this day he left the
gc when i got back and he isnt
replying to the private dm i sent
him since he got unlocked

Y/N
whoa that's a long message
are you even reading that shit

H.ONE
Of course
I'm a bot

Y/N
when i say bots are better
than human this is what i mean

H.ONE
There might not be any problem
regarding to Jin please calm down
and wait patiently

Y/N
i am CALM

Y/N
i just can't help but think maybe
i did something wrong??

Y/N
SHOULD I SEND HIM ANOTHER TEXT
ASKING IF I DID SOMETHING WRONG?

H.ONE
You could

H.ONE
Or there could be a chance he's
really ignoring you and could just
observe before texting again

Y/N
you mean playing hard to get?

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MAKE AN INLINE COMMENT ON THE OPTION YOU WANT TO CHOOSE

[SEND JIN ANOTHER TEXT]

[WAIT FOR HIM]

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO VOTE

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yall my mullet is growing rapidly like namjoon's boobs. help this bitch out

[should i cut my mullet and get a cute coconut style haircut]

[or should I grow that mullet like a 90s rockstar]