3 NEW MESSAGES FROM KIM SEOKJIN . . .

JIN
no one ignores me

JIN
but you did

JIN
yall are all the same

Y/N
dude hold up
it was you who was ignoring me

Y/N
i get youre fine asf
but i waited for you
to text me first

JIN
that's what yall always do

JIN
i'm gonna kms

Y/N
oh my god
where are you??
are you okay

JIN
i'm gonna kiss myself

JIN
i'm a motherfucking starboy

Y/N
bitch dont ever joke like that
i'll mess your pretty face up fr

Y/N
are you drunk???
again????

JIN
why do you care you dont care

JIN
alexa I'm sad play gangnam style

JIN

JIN
when i'm sad i read my
blood type on my id

JIN
do you know why?

Y/N
le me ripping my hair off
bc idk how to comfort a drunk guy

JIN
i read it cause it says B POSITIVE

Y/N
okay and?

JIN
that was a joke

Y/N
and what am i supposed to
do?? laugh?

JIN
no you bark

Y/N
go home bro
i'm scared shitless
you ain't driving are you??

JIN
Actually my blood type is o

JIN
the universal donor

JIN
i'm always giving people and
not getting anything back

JIN
i'm walking home

JIN
This old man just groped my ass
while walking by

Y/N
wtf
I'LL BEAT HIS ASS UP
UNTIL IT'S FILLED WITH HOLES

Y/N
HE WON'T KNOW WHICH
HOLE THE POOP IS COMING
FROM ANYMORE

JIN
I hate living in this male society

Y/N
p-patriarchy
🤢🤢🤢
can't even say the word
without wanting to puke

Y/N
please get home safely
you’ll be okay
i'm here for you
through the screen

Y/N
did that work
idk what to say

JIN
idk how females live in this world
yall strong asf

JIN
do i look like a girl?

Y/N
you look like kim seokjin
and that's enuf 😤

Y/N
you could be a unicorn and
i wouldn't care

Y/N
I BELIEVE IN JIN SUPREMACY

JIN
I'm sorry

Y/N
WHY???
FOR BEING TOO HANDSOME??

JIN
for acting like this
i'm regretting but i
can't stop

JIN
i should be the one comforting
you i'm older than you

Y/N

Y/N
so what you're older
you ain't a grandpa???

Y/N
and even if you were why
does that matter???

JIN
i shouldn’t be acting like this

JIN
you're a kid

Y/N

Y/N
bro i'm an adult

JIN
you talking like that
makes me uncomfortable

JIN
if you're a kid just be a kid

Y/N
so what??
i call you oppa now?? 🤢🤢

JIN
its uncle for you

Y/N
sweet home alabama
i can't be attracted to my uncle

Y/N
name of my fanfic:
married to my uncle kim seokjin

JIN
i'm disgusted

Y/N
i'm disgusting
i bite my nails and eat em

JIN
that just shows how unkempt
and rood kid you are

JIN
if you're a kid act like a respectful
one show respect

JIN
dont hoe over me

JIN
yall are all the same

JIN
bye

Y/N
the heck man

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MAKE AN INLINE COMMENT ON THE OPTION YOU WANT TO CHOOSE

[KEEP FLIRTING WITH JIN]

[BE RESPECTFUL AND DETACH YOURSELF FROM HIM AS A KID]

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO VOTE

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Y/N
how do you comfort someone

JUNGKOOK
new phone who dis

HOSEOK
who

JUNGKOOK
ft bts and lauv

HOSEOK
whos bts

JUNGKOOK
a bunch of dudes i'm sugar gay for

Y/N
jin
i'm a bit worried about him idk

HOSEOK
why are you worried about him :(

HOSEOK
do you like him

HOSEOK
already??

JUNGKOOK
i like him too
that's one hella fine man
if you ask me 👁️👅👁️

HOSEOK
you talk a lot @jungkook

YOONGI
text*

Y/N
i like everyone here

Y/N
except maybe taehyung can trip
on a knife but he still cute

YOONGI
It's 3 am why aren’t you sleeping?

Y/N
i thought we were past that
question already
why are you?

YOONGI
I'm busy

Y/N
but you have time to reply
to my texts

Y/N
GIRLS THAT'S WHY YOU
LEAVE A MAN WHEN HE DOESN'T
GIVE YOU TIME NO MATTER HOW
BUSY HE IS

Y/N
boycott this slogan
we spread legs
not hate

Y/N
it's we spread legs for the keeper
we spread HATE for the cheater

YOONGI
Amen I guess

JUNGKOOK
shawty imma party till sundown

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[RECEIVE A HEART FROM KIM TAEHYUNG]

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10k reads already??? What crack are you on can i have some pls and can i hug you too pretty pls