Spider

Good morning!

Mr. Bird

Someone's chipper

Mr. Iron

Why are you up so early, kid? 

School doesn't start for a few hours

Spider

It's Friday!

We all know what that means!

Mr. America

Uh, no

We don't know what that means

Spider

I'm going on the school trip to SI!

Mr. Iron

Woah, whoa

SI?

As in Stark Industries?

Spider

Yeah, with my school!

Mr. Iron

Wait, you go to Midtown Tech?

Spider

How did you know that?

Did you find a way through my firewall?

Mr. Mischief

Don't mind that imbecilic, Peter

He works at SI, and he knew of the school that was coming to the building

Spider

Mr. Iron works at SI?!

Mr. Green

That he does

So do I

Spider

Woah!

That's amazing!

I've always wanted to go there

And guess what!

Ms. Widow

What is it, паук ребенка?

Spider

We're having a Q&A with the Avengers!

??

Jesus Christ

What is this, and why are there so many notifications

Wait, who's this, and why are they saying they're meeting the Avengers?

??

Not that I like how he put it, I agree with the last message he sent

Spider

Oh, hello!

Took ya a while, but that's fine

The more the merrier

I'm Spider, he/him!

You two are?

??

Call me Wolf (he/him)

And sorry for being rude

??

Call me Red (she/her) 

Mr. Wolf

But, my question still stands

Spider

Oh, right

Well, my decathlon team won internationals, so we won the prize to go to SI and a Q&A with the Avengers

Pretty cool, right?

My friend, Ned, is totally freaking out right now

He hasn't freaked out about something this much since...

Well, since he found out that New York was hosting it's first official Pride event, and boy did we have fun there

Mr. America

You went to that thing?

Spider

Cause I did!

I am Bisexual after all, and my best friend (Ned) is gay, so I went to support him anyway

Plus, it was an event that would go down in history! We couldn't not go!

Have you got a problem with that, sir?

Mr. Iron

Don't worry about him, kid

He grew up in a slightly different way to us

Mr. America

I didn't mean to offend you

I'm still trying to get used to all of this

Where I come from, we weren't as open and accepting about this stuff

Mr. Wolf

I don't care about that

Always hated how they treated gay people back there

Spider

Anyway

I'm so excited!

You guys got any questions you want me to ask the Avengers?

I can forward the answers on to you! :D

~~~~

"Shall we use this to find out who he is?" Clint asks, looking up from his phone to look at the others, mischief glinting in his eyes.

Loki scowls and he says, "I want to find out who he is, but I do not think we should defy his trust, just to find out who he is."

"I can't believe I'm going to say this," Natasha starts, earning a smug look from the trickster. "But I agree with Loki."

"Look," Tony starts. "There isn't going to be another opportunity like this to find out who this kid is. He's smart. He managed to keep me out of his phone, and I can't narrow down who he is from the little information I have on him. He would understand us just wanting to know who he is. No harm done, right?"

The room is silent, everyone thinking on what they should do. Then a ping goes off on everyone's phones, signalling that Peter had messaged the group chat again, probably wondering where they had all disappeared to.

"Let's use this," Steve says. "Like Tony said, no harm done."

"Alright, so what do we make him ask?" Bucky questions, looking over at Steve.

"Leave it to me," Tony says, smirking. 

~~~~

Spider

Guys?

You gotta hurry, as I'm almost at SI

Mr. Lightening

We are sorry, Spider

We were just thinking of a question

Spider

That's alright :)

Mr. Iron

I have a question

Spider

Shoot

Mr. Iron

I want you to ask Natasha/Black Widow

"Did you really tell the Government to 'kiss my ass'?"

Spider

I-I'm sorry, what?

You want me, to ask Natasha Romanoff, if she asked the government to kick her ass?

Mr. Iron

That's what I said yes

Spider

First of all, you didn't 'say' that, you wrote/text it

Second, heck no

That's very disrespectful, Mr. Iron

From both her, if she said that, and to ask someone that, especially if she didn't say that

Ms. Widow

Please, паук ребенка. For us?

She won't find it disrespectful, I promise you

Spider

Fine

I guess I did put myself in this position

I'll ask the question

But if I get pummelled by her, I'm blaming you, Mr. Iron

Mr. Iron

Fair enough, kid

Mr. Mischief

I don't think this is a good idea

Mr. Green

I agree with Mischief (unfortunately)

Ms. Widow

Oh, stop being babies

Spider

We just arrived!

Bye guys!

I'll tell you all about it later!