This oneshot was inspired by
MajesticNuggets , who wrote a chapter starring our one and only Lord & Turtle! I definitely recommend you to check out his/her book as it's very funny, although I warn you not to read it in class or you will definitely get called up by your useless teacher for snickering! You might even get rejected by your crush when you finally decide to ask he/she out because they will remember those hyena noises you were making in class and claim that you are weird!

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*knock knock*

No answer

*KNOCK KNOCK*

The beast remained silent

*BREAKS DOWN DOOR*

"WHAT DO YOU WANT USELESS BEING?!!!"

Lord swiftly shut his fat mouth as curiosity overwhelmed him. Turtle usually came running as fast as she can(in her case, not very fast)
So that she could have a nice pleasant conversation with Lord without having Alucard try to slay her. Today, however, was a much different case. She hasn't been answering her IPhone 16, and she even called him useless(i feel this way about him too since most times he doesn't do much for your team when you worked your asses off just to defeat him)

"Turtle?", he spoke softly.

"I repeat, what do you want!?", she answered in a rather rude tone.

"I want to know why your so grumpy", Lord replied as he stared at Turtle who had lazily plopped herself down on her nest.

"YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I AM SO 'GRUMPY'?!", she screeched.

"Yes", as soon as those words slid off his tongue, he was slapped by a nice, smooth blue paw.

"IM JEALOUS WHY ELSE?!!!",she screeched once again in his face.
"Your breath stinks", he told her.

"....."
She sniffs his breath "..."

"Yours smells like a piece of Moskov's crap dipped in yogurt", she replied to his not-so-nice comment.
Lord sniffs his breath
"...point taken"
"Anyways, why are you jealous?", he asks his friend since existence.
"Ughhh! Its because of all those heroes that swarm your spawning area when that good for nothing announcer tells everyone that you've spawned!!! They get so much attention from you!", she says, not even trying to hide her jealousy. "Why don't you particularly like them anyways?", he asked. "BECAUSE ONLY I SHOULD HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!", she screeches.

"Oh"

"In other words you love me", he replied

"...."
"Yes babe"

Lord was not surprised
"In that case"
"Whens the wedding?"

(The roof smashed and a not so lost Karrie lands on the floor screaming.

"OH OH OH!!! I HAVE PERFECT PLANS FOR YOUR WEDDING"

As she continues to plan out yet another wedding that she definitely isn't going to get invited to..

"YOU DARE NOT GIVE US THE PRIVILEGE OF PLANNING OUT OUR OWN WEDDING?!?!?!?!",

HAS SLAIN

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Awww poor Karrie! A short chapter but it felt nice writing about one of my new ships!!!!!
Next chapter is the first dare!

Author~Chan out but will come back!~~~~~