Mostly Taken from the Internet

1.

Alpha: Hey, Bro, Karina's stealing lots of your kills, isn't she?

Saber: Yes.

Alpha: Are you okay with that? The MVP Crown will be stolen by her also, you know?

Saber: (smiles) Yeah, I know.

Alpha: Your score will be lower than her. You're losing against her! Is that okay?

Saber: (still smiles) It's okay.

Alpha: Why are you so calm?

Saber: Because, losing in scores against her, is better than losing her.

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2.

Cyclops: I'm going to recite the alphabet.

Chang'e: Sure.

Cyclops: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ

Chang'e: I think you're missing something, Cy.

Cyclops: Yeah, I miss 'U' (hugs Chang'e)

Chang'e: (*blushes and hugs back*)

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3.

Kimmy: Please tell me, will you love another girl beside me?

Claude: As a matter of fact, yes I will.

Kimmy: (*Prepares Maximum Charge*)

Claude: And she will call you "Mom".

Kimmy: B...Baka! (*shocked and very embarrassed that she released the charge at Claude anyway*)

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4.

Harith: Lylia, are you a camera?

Lylia: Excuse me? You want to borrow my camera?

Harith: No, I'm asking, are you a camera?

Lylia: Are you mocking me? Why equalize me with that lame gadget?

Harith: Because anytime I saw you, I'll always flash a smile.

Lylia: Pfft...lame

(Inner Lylia: Eh...he's so smooth...no...don't fall for him, Lylia...)

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5.

Kagura: Haya-kun, Do you know the word "Happiness"?

Hayabusa: Of course I am.

Kagura: I thought it starts with an 'H', right?

Hayabusa: I might not be that good at English, but of course it is.

Kagura: But...how come it doesn't apply with me?

Hayabusa: (*confused*) Kagi-chan, are you okay?

Kagura: Why does mine, starts with 'U' ?

Hayabusa: ...

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