Jake: So, You're dating Alec?
Nick: What? No! I'm just buying him an accesory since they have terrible fashion sense!
Jake: That's literally a wedding ring.

Riya: OH MY GOD! A TORNADO IS FORMING, BAAAIII!!!!!
Grett: *Screams*
Riya: BUT WE GOIN' SHOPPING!
Grett: *Screams again*

Derek, To Kristal: You know, Trevor can be really aggresive, so it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching. (Blows an airhorn at Trevor) GET FUCKED!

(The hero alliance in Ep 13 in a nutshell)
Tom: We need a diversion, I say Jake gets naked.
Jake: NO!
Aiden: I could get naked.
The squad: NO!

Gabby: I am so horny and angry all the time.

Rosa: (Visiting the squad) Hello, I just came to- (Sees James shoving Aiden into the washing machine while Kai records and Tess watches. Immediately retreats) Something suddenly came up.

Trevor: Hey, How did my phone break yesterday?
Emily: You were drunk yesterday.
Trevor: And?
Emily: You turned on flight mode and kept saying "FLY, DAMN YOU!"
Trevor: And why didn't you stop me?!
Nina: We were busy laughing our asses off.

(Riya and Yul in Ep 5 of DCAS)
Yul: (To Riya) More like a B-I-T-C- (Cut off)

James: Gay pride is over. Time for... GAY WRATH!!

Ally: You saved my life.
Tess: It's what I do. (About to leave)
Ally: What's your name?
Tess: The Name's Evan.
Ally: Evan?
Tess: Evan... (Takes off her sunglasses) escence.
(Bring me to Life plays)

(JakeNick AU)
Nick: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Jake: Fine, But when I come in strutting in with your fuzzy socks, I don't wanna hear shit.

Derek: *Scares Trevor*
Trevor: AAAAHHH!!!!.... *Starts singing* WANNA SWIIINNGGGG FROM THE CHANDELIERRR....!!!! FROM THE CHANDELIEEERR!!!!