(Jayfeather is driving through StarClan. Birchfall is nowhere in sight. Suddenly Patchpelt appears, and jumps through the window into the monster)

Jayfeather: Hi, Patchpelt. *waves a cookie in the air* Wanna cookie?

Patchpelt: YAY! COOKIE! *Grabs the cookie and shoves it in his mouth*

*Jayfeather gives slight smile.*

Patchpelt: Are you driving to Mousefur-cat's cheese pie place?

Jayfeather: Sure. Whatever. Tell me about, um, what do you call them...cheese ponies or whatever...

Patchpelt: Cheese ponies live in the sky! They smell like pepperoni and eat the sun! Everyday, the sun gets smaller. And cheese ponies can see better than you!

(Normally  Jayfeather would get offended, but he's hardly listening.)

Jayfeather: Mm-hm. Whatever you say.*sarcasm enters his voice* I'm sure one walked right up to your den and waved to you.

Patchpelt*stares at him in amazement*: It did! How did you know?

Jayfeather: I'm naturally brilliant. Now keep running your mouth.

Patchpelt: Huh? My mouth can't run!

Jayfeather: Keep talking, mouse-brain!

Patchpelt: I don't have the brain of a mouse, because I'm a cat.

Jayfeather*muttering*: A messed-up one....

Patchpelt: What?

Jayfeather*sighs*: I said you're right, so please keep talking....

Patchpelt: But I'm facing to the left, so how can I be right?

Jayfeather*annoyed*: Just tell me more about cheese ponies please...

Patchpelt: They sleep on pink clouds...

Jayfeather: Sure...

Patchpelt: They drink rain....if they didn't drink the rain inside the clouds, it'd rain on us more often. They're helpful! They're our friends!

Jayfeather: I don't have any friends....

Patchpelt: And if they're bored of racing on the moon, because that's where they race each other for fun you know, they visit StarClan and eat monsters. They usually only eat one or two while they're here...

Jayfeather: I thought you said they eat the sun....

Patchpelt: They do! But they snack on monsters while they're here! They don't want to eat just one type of food all of the time!

*Suddenly, Patchpelt shudders and screams*

*His voice is more high-pitched than normal*

Patchpelt: Where's me-cat's microphone?

*He pulls a rainbow microphone out of thin air.*

Patchpelt: I LOVE CHEESE PONIES! DO YOU HEAR ME? CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-PLEASE-ME-WANT-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-CHEESE-PONIES!!!!!!

*Jayfeather laughs evilly*

Patchpelt: LOOK! IT'S A CHEESE PONY! COME OVER HERE, I WANNA A PICTURE!

*Patchpelt points at Firestar.*

Firestar: What is wrong with him? Wait, I don't really want to know....

Patchpelt: I'M GONNA GET THE CHEESE PONY!

*Opens the door of the moving monster and falls out.*

Patchpelt: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY MICROPHONE!

*Jayfeather stops his monster, leaps out, and looks at Patchpelt's unconscious body even though he can't see.*

Firestar: What did you do to him, Jayfeather?

*Brambleberry emerges from the bushes.*

Brambleberry: I saw the whole thing and I know exactly what's wrong. He's eaten too much CATMINT!

He has all the symptoms:

- Pulling rainbow microphones out of thin air.

-Suddenly screaming loudly for no good reason.

-High-pitched voice.

-Talking really loudly.

-Falling out of monsters.

-Falling unconscious.

Firestar: Did you by any chance have something to do with this? *Glances suspiciously at Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: Uh..........well, I maybe accidentally put a little catmint in the cookie I gave him...

Firestar*glaring at Jayfeather*: A little?

Jayfeather: Well.......

*Climbs in monster and drives off at 250 MPH.*

Jayfeather*from the distance*: BYE! HAVE A NICE DAY!

Firestar*angrily*: JAYFEATHER!!!!!!!