I got tagged into the SAME THING, AGAIN. And no, I'm not fucking tagging anymore, it's embarrassing enough to tag people ONES.

Tagged by IslandGirl111 I guess. Anyway. Let's get it the fuck on.

1. I like winter over summer, summer is shit.

2. I'm known as the most smooth flirt ever. I can flirt so smoothly nobody ever noticed that I'm flirting and I have to yell into a pillow for twenty minutes to get rid of it.

3. I have problems with listening to songs that are not allowed in church and then, for some reason, screaming it from the top of my lungs, in front of those religious people that just find it disturbing.

4. I ones went into some Christian thing in a shirt that read, 'I'm a fucking demon. Also. I'm a sinner.' I'm so sorry Christian's, I didn't realise that it was a Christian thing before it was too late. (Made the shirt myself, if you wanted it.)

5. Apparently I am the most boring person in the classroom for being a fucking nerd. Yes, I have gone on a 15 minute rant on how cold doesn't really mean anything, because it's the absence of heat, not something new. Just like dark is the absence of light. Yes, this actually happened. My old teacher fucking hates me.

6. I try to be vegetarian so bad, but I slip up so often I can't probably call myself that anymore. I BLAME MY PARENTS.

7. Getting to make a script/getting to inspire the script for a film or a play is a very long time wish of mine. Maybe someday.

8. I was a, pretty good, performer for our school, but anxiety took over and I can no longer do it without having a panic attack just at the thought of going onto the stage for all of my classmates to see, classmates that hated me since day 1.

9. I like some of my ideas, but I really really have problems doing stories because I easily leave them short or just don't have the time for them.

10. I enjoy going into random fandoms for a day just to look at it. See ya around in Avatar~ or sometimes Gravity falls... oh, or sometimes the walking dead. Or Undertale. Or a YouTuber I have not ones heard of. Or pretty much anything. You'll especially find me in the smut section, just chilling the fuck out.

Then. I'm supposed to make a joke. Fuck it. I'm not a comedian. This whole story is a fucking joke and we all want it to end. I'm working on it, I promise. So. This story. That's my joke.

Spoiler? Um... spoiler warning for my only actual story.

Stan is officially my favourite bowing boy for being smart and finally doing something.

~Eko
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Thank you for tagging me Katmgp but I will not confuse this anymore. You're going to be sharing a chapter and I will not tag any more people (I tagged in the first one.)

1. I hate the fact my dad doesn't understand my fucking humour and keeps telling me to stop socialising with the people that made me say something like that. BITCH I BARELY SOCIALISE!

2. My favourite thing in the world is confusing the fuck out of people. It's awesome.

3. Apparently I have guts because I can read/yell the gayest or queerest shit on planet earth in from of Homophobes or Transphobic people.

4. I like to keep up a shell of being confident until someone gets close enough and I finally mention things.

5. I so badly wanted a best friend, when I was younger... oh dear. That didn't fucking happen because I'm easy to use.

6. If I see two guys/girls/others together, my first thought is 'are the on a date?'. Which is kinda disturbing to think about, when I remember that I see straight people immediately as brothers and sisters. I have a real fucking problem, folks.

7. Homophobes are here, which is shit, but could I expect anything less, when I came out. It's bullshit, that shit talk. When 1/5 of your school is okay with queer people and 1/10 support it, you might have a small fucking problem.

8. If some of you haven't fucking seen, I curse a lot. I don't mean bad by it, I just curse a lot. Probably because my dad used to curse a lot, when I was 5 to maybe... 11?

9. Basically all my family would fall apart, if I came out again. (They thought I came out 'because it's cool.')
BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING COOL?!?! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD TO THROUGH THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT'S COOL?!?!? WHAT COOL IS THERE ABOUT FEARING TO GET HURT BY YOUR CLASSMATES AND FEARING THE NEW SCHOOL IN CASE SOME FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE THERE?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!? IS THE LGBTQA SOME KIND OF A TYPE OF FUCKING SOCKS TO YOU?!? BECAUSE SOCKS CHANGE, I DON'T. (well I figure out more about myself... back to the rant.) WHAT COOL IS THERE ABOUT THAT?!? IT'S NOT A FUCKING CHOICE AND IF IT WAS, I WOULD NEVER FUCKING CHOOSE IT, PURELY BECAUSE OF ALL THE SHIT THIS LIFE HAS BEFORE WE DIE! WHAT THE FUCK GIVES SOMEONE THE FUCKING RIGHT TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE. WHO FUCKING DARES TO SAY ANYTHING CLOSE TO THAT TO SOMEONE THAT HAS KNOWN SINCE THEY WERE THREE THAT GENDER DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER! MY FIRST CRUSH WAS THE GENDER I LOOK LIKE! I WAS FUCKING THREE! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THAT OVER TEN YEARS I'VE REMAINED IN A FUCKING PHASE?!?! (Okay, lets finish the tag up.)

10. I don't like being mean, even to people deserving of it... because I feel like that's making me fall down to that level and I never want that. Like never ever ever want that because I find that to be the most inhuman thing in this universe.

I'm supposed to tell a joke. Finnish language. That's the joke.

Spoiler ahead for this book.... again...

Yes, I will be writing about the relationship, don't worry.

~Eko..... my name doesn't change.
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I got tagged by Bo_Matthews
Everyone apparently loves my jokes this much. And I can say I already tagged in my first one (which has it's own chapter because I thought it wouldn't get to this many. This is my fourth time... please, everyone just tag me, it'll be so fucking hilarious, when I run out of facts. Anyway, lets go.)

1. My family is painfully Finnish and for my whole life, I've wanted an Irish accent. Before I could speak English, i thought it sounded really fucking cool and wanted to learn more.

2. I learned English from listening to Anime, cartoons and Youtubers. However, I got lots of spelling help. My English was shit three years ago, please don't go on my oldest accounts, they'll be complete shit.

3. The first public story I ever had was about a French girl called... oh fuck. Was it Belle? I think so. Anyway, French girl Belle falling in love with an English boy I can't remember the name of, even if my life depended on it. Might have been Jamie? Don't quote me on that, but I think his name was the stereotypical Jamie Smith.

4. My like really first times learning English was from songs from artists of such classics as 'Toxic' and Disney channel songs. So if I did not want to figure out, what they say while singing 'get your head in the game' I wouldn't be able to speak English.

5. I, to this day, remember most of the 'Phineas and Ferb' intro in English, all of it in Finnish, if I hear it, I can continue it in Swedish. It's amazing. I'm serious. Plus, most of the songs from certain episodes, I can still sing because i never went outside, I was always watching that shit. ALWAYS.

6. I really want to read these couple of books, including How to kill a mockingbird, but I can't find them. I literally can't find them because I am not 'mature enough.' BITCH, YOU'RE SAYING THAT TO THE KID THAT WROTE A SPEECH, I repeat, A SPEECH, about the history of racism and homophobia (which was pretty big.) I want to read books, let me read books. No, I didn't say I wanted to go outside, other than the gym, I want to read the goddamn book. Do you want me to become one of those adults that have only read the Harry Potter's and cannot articulate anything? No? THEN LET ME FUCKING READ ABOUT ISSUES DAD!

7. I'm too scared of offending people to stand up for myself. Which is ridiculous, I know.

8. When I start liking someone, I have the luck of a goose. If I like someone that looks like my gender, They're straight or not interested in someone that's both boy and girl. Okay, I understand. But then if I like someone that doesn't look like my gender, THEY'RE GAY. A year ago marked the 5th time this has happened. I think I have the power to make people gay! Send your OTP's here, they'll be gay in an instant! It just fucking pisses me off, when it keeps on happening with completely different types of people.

9. If you are in a ship, I'm most likely the captain. Let's just be honest here. Either I'm the captain or I'm that person in charge of fixing the holes before it sinks. To be fucking honest, I'm more the guy fixing the holes just chilling underwater for too long and dying.

10. I still feel awkward about commenting on Smut, but if you recommend me one, I've most likely been there, trust me.

I needed to make a joke. I'M AWESOME!

See what I did there?

Spoiler alert.

There is going to be a chapter from Sharon's POV!