So there is a classic forum game that I've usually seen called "yes, but". Usually used in reference to wishes. Basically, the first person posts a wish, then the poster after them grants that wish but tacks on a bad side to it to make it awful, then posts their own wish. And so on and so on.
 

So how about it? Who wants to play it?
Comment to start!

*cough ShadeFinder cough*