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Reyes
"I'll do anything! Just please don't make me talk to people!"
"And here we see the common breeding ground of stupidity." -At a Canton Meeting
"You goats are like my true best friends."

Rurek
"Children are so cute, I could literally eat them up. Although, children aren't cute. Just annoying. So I'll eat them!"
"LOVE ME, ALREADY!" -To 2p!Canada
"Who is that stunningly flawless beautiful man over there? Oh, it's just a mirror!"

Rozali
"Send help and cheese."
"I don't wanna face the world today." -Every morning
"I'm so hungry, I think I would eat this building and all the people inside it."

Rillia
"I wear makeup to cover up my blinding natural beauty."
"Ew. Outside-ness."
"You should question my life choices." -When somebody criticizes somebody else.

Nisa
"LIFE IS JUST EXCITING!!!"
"If you call me Edward Elric one more time, I'm gonna transmute your butt to your face." -To Japan
"Ha. I can't walk in these heels."

Nahia
"I don't see the point in existence."
-When asked why she's always so apathetic
"I listen to music that shares my views on the inevitable end of the universe." 
"You could freeze me to death and I don't think I'd care much..."

Naoki
"It's not Nokia."
"I like the sun. It's such a nice big fiery ball of hot gases. I like it."
"I'M SO PUMPED UP! I WANNA GO FIGHT A CAMEL!"

Narcyz
"Death doesn't have to be the end..."
"Someone paid you to say that."
-When receiving a compliment
"This is all pointless and stupid."

Angela
"No, tea and carrots isn't weird."
"Uh...how do I work this again?"
-After the 15th explanation.
"I wear dresses because I look DAMN GOOD IN THEM!"

Alyson
"Could you try to look good at least?"
"This tastes like desperation and tears."
-When at a restaurant.
"Hey, handsome. I need a quick favor...ugh, not like that! Why would I want to do that with someone like you? Ugh...never mind."
Andris
"Sometimes I hate people but then I remember that I really don't hate people.
"Hey, babe. I like your shirt and I think it looks great on you." -Trying to be nice
"What? No, no, I'm not flirting...maybe I am what's it to you?"

Antoine
"I hate everybody in this room."
-At a meeting
"No, I'm not going to fix my hair. It looks damn fine."
"Can I snap your neck and hang your head on my wall? That would help me relieve my stress."

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