Ok, so apparently, Jammerblue08716 and @Neko_Senpai_Omae wanted me to write a one shot based on the picture in the media. If you can't see it, then go to Jammy's book and read the chapter where it says "Lol Coby" or something...Enjoy!
Also, the dragon slayers are all siblings here!
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Third person's pov

It was just another day at the dragon slayers' household. One particular slayer was busy reading a new edition on Sorcerer's Weekly while drinking his usual coffee from his favorite mug. This was the poison dragon slayer named Cobra.

Although, he may not look or seem like it much (or at all), he is secretly an otaku. He would literally pair anyone he knows with a random person inside his head and come up with a name for them. He mostly ships anyone with his little sisters, Wendy and Natsu-mi!
(A/N: is it okay if it's genderbend because in the pic, Natsu is a female.)

"Hmm, so that lightning bastard ditched the cute bar maiden for that green haired guy?.... Hmm, Fraxus..." He mumbled to himself as he felt both angry yet proud that his brother finally confessed to the one he really likes, but destroyed one of his favorite ships in order for that to happen.

"Eh, who the hell cares..." He said as he put the magazine down and looked around before turning on his phone to continue to read one of his favorite fanfictions. He would literally die of embarrassment if someone *cough*Natsumi*cough* finds out that he actually ships his very own little sister with a fellow Mage from her guild, who is her RIVAL as well...

"Hm? What'chu reading there, Cobra-nii?" A sudden voice said as he felt pressure on his right shoulder. Cobra jumped and spazzed out a bit before subconsciously tossing his mug onto the wall and throwing his phone elsewhere.

'F**k, now I have to go buy a new Gratsu mug again and find my phone later on...' He thought as he sweat dropped from his previous actions. He turned around to see his pink haired sister, Natsumi, standing right behind him with an odd look on her cute yet feisty face.

"Are you okay? You've been acting really weird lately and the others, including me, are starting to feel creeped out." She said as she crossed her arms. Cobra rubbed the back of his head with a sheepish look and couldn't find the words to explain his actions.

"W-What are you talking about? I-I wasn't going to do anything unusual or deadly this time." He stuttered, which made Natsumi even more suspicious since Cobra was not acting the way he usually is.

"Is that so? Well then, if you don't mind, can you watch over the exceeds for a little bit? I need to head out to buy some more food since we're running out of stuff to eat." Natsumi said as she walked towards the door and took the keys before he could say anything.

Once Natsumi was out, Cobra let out a sigh he didn't know he was holding in and began to look for his phone.

'Where the f**k is it?' He thought grumpily, unbeknownst to the true location of the phone.

Natsumi's pov🔥

When I arrived at the town, I got my usual greetings and gave them back a smile. I don't know why but every time I do that, boys seem to faint and girls seem to squeal while whispering something about ships. What does that water death trap have anything to do with me?

Anyways, when I went in a crowded part of town where there is a lot of noises and was sure that Cobra-nii couldn't really hear me much, I turned on his phone and entered his password, which was his snake's name...Kinana...

Yeah, when he threw it up, I caught it before it could fall back down and hid it in my scarf so he wouldn't smell nor hear it. Once I got in, I could have sworn that my eyes were lying to me. They are, right? RIGHT?!

I could feel my face getting hotter every second I swiped down to each picture that looked like book covers. They were all fan arts of me with that ice bastard in a lovey dovey sort of way!! What the f**k?!

When I swiped down even further, I stopped at this one certain picture that nearly made me release my fire that I was holding back and explode. It also made me feel....kinda......wet... >//~//<

It was a picture of me and Gray in an intimate position, holding each other closely, making out, and the worse part was.....we were both naked......c-cuddling and probably having---!!!!!!

"Eeeeeek~!!!" I accidentally let out, causing some people to look at me surprised. What. The. Hell. Was. That?! D-Did I just let out a squeal? Did I just f**king squeal?! Oh hell no! I am Natsumi Dragneel for Igneel's sake and I DO NOT squeal!!

"G-Gomen..." I apologized as my blush went deeper and suddenly, the people who were looking fainted with a nosebleed this time. I quickly shuffled out of there and into a much more secluded area with concrete walls, making the sounds a bit sound proof for Cobra to hear.

"C-Cobra-nii actually reads s**t like this?! This is so messed up!! As if I would ever even think of doing...that!!...and with Gray of all people!!! I don't even like him!!!" I whisper-yelled to myself.

The thing that I am most concerned about is how they drew us together! Like holy crap! It looks so fudging realistic! Especially how they drew my breasts against his chest, like OH MY GOD!!! And what the hell is up with those words?! "Gray-Senpai"?! "Natsumi-chan"?! Again, HELL NO!!

I would never, in my life, call that stripper my "Senpai" or ask him to f**k me OR allow him to call me "chan!!" I was so busy raging at the picture that I didn't even notice the title said Gratsu Smut until now...

Cobra-nii...you are so f**king dead...

I tapped the picture and I felt like my eyes were now burning. The scene was also so very specific and I have to admit... The author is so good at writing.~

It was arousing me and I started to feel even more wet between my thighs. After a few more minutes of reading, I finally shut off the phone because it started getting too much for me to handle.

"......What the hell were you just reading?" A voice suddenly said.

"Kyaaa!!" I jumped and once again, accidentally let out a squeal before turning around and jumping into a fighting position with my fists burning with a raging fire. Behind me was the last person I wanted to see...

Gray...f**k!!! God dammit!!!

He was shirtless as usual and in his boxers. He still looked like the same strong annoying a**hole except he was staring at me with a shocked expression and pink tinted cheeks. Also, not to mention a, um, "demon" is rising out of his lower regions...

Oh god, I can't even look at him the same way anymore! My cheeks were now officially a complete red and so I did the only thing I could do.

I sucker punched him in the jaw. He fell back inside of a building, but quickly got back up and grabbed me by the scarf.

"What the hell was that for?!" He yelled. I turned even more red at the close proximity and held him by the shoulders, trying to get out of his grip.

"S-Stay away from me, you hentai!!" I yelled back, making him even more pissed and his grip got even tighter.

"Who the hell is the real hentai?! I just caught you reading porn about us in front of my damn house!!" He shouted but immediately quieted down, looking to see if we had drawn any attention to ourselves.

Luckily, there were barely any people and they were kind of far so they probably didn't hear us. He finally let me go with a exasperated sigh and ran his fingers through his hair.

F**k, now I'm thinking he looks sexy! Curse you female hormones!!! I started shaking while holding the phone against my chest.

'No, Natsumi, you're better than this! You're strong, don't do it!' I tried to encourage myself but it was too late. Tears were already falling from my face and I began to whimper. Damn it! I'm too weak! I can't even fight my own emotions!

"O-Oi, what's wrong? Why are you crying? I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, did I?! S**t, I'm so sorry!" He panicked and brought me into his arms. I stopped and stared wide eyed.

H-He's hugging me, he's actually holding me close~! Crap, this is so embarrassing but I can't think of anything or have the strength to push him off. We stayed like that for a few minutes until he gently pulled back and lifted my chin up.

"Are you okay now?" He asks in a gentle tone which he has never showed me to me before. I bit my lip, creating a pout, and looked down, slowly nodding.

He gave me a gentle smile and brought me back into his strong arms. This time I hugged him back and buried my blushing face in his shoulder.

Haah, crap.........maybe I do like him after all...

Cobra's pov🐍

A few hours later, Natsumi still hasn't come back yet. I was about to leave the house to go look for her............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................until I heard moaning sounds and sex noises coming from the town. Damn! They sound like Gray and Natsumi! Holy s**t, my OTP has come true! I fainted with a nosebleed, completely forgetting about my stupid phone. This is way better~!
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Wow...I write stories better when in a heterosexual relationship...wtf?
Anyways, did you guys still like it? Told you I'd give you one more today!

Until then💕