I don't  give a damn

I just don't care

I'm gonna buy me a watermelon chair

You say it ain't cool

How do you dare?!

I'm gonna lounge in my watermelon chair!

You leave me a note

You give me a glare

I'm gonna show off my WATERMELON CHAIR!!

You think I suck?

You hate MY hair!

I'M A SITTIN IN MY WATERMELON CHAIR!!!

You call the cops

You buy a bear

THIS IS WAR!

THIS IS MY CHAIR!!

So I was in history class and my teacher ended up talking about his watermelon chair that he was sitting on. He talked about how comfy it was and how it was the perfect height etc. My classmate Deion likes writing poetry so he wrote a watermelon chair poem. He put it in the zoom chat and it made me laugh so hard that I had to share it with you all. Hope you laughed too!

Question: Do you like reading/writing poetry? Do you know anyone that does?

Day two of the LGBTQ+ comment challenge: Relationship status?

My answer: I am not currently in a relationship but I hope to be in the future. I have never been in a relationship except in 1st grade when I was "dating" this kid in my class for a day. We "broke up" and decided to just be friends. I don't count it as a relationship in any way, shape, or form.

Reminder: Please write your answer for day two's question of the LGBTQ+ comment challenge somewhere on this chapter. This is a comment challenge so it can only happen if you all do it.