"Bye Chara! See you afterschool! Be good!" You said as you waved out of your car window. Chara giggled.

"I will, mom!" She said, playfully. She floated into the school alongside Frisk. She wore the Markiplier tshirt and blue jeans. Frisk dawned a sweater that said "I have a Momster!"

You giggled to yourself as you drove back home.

Once inside, you plopped yourself down onto the couch and started watching some TV. You had the day off of work that day. Your phone buzzed next to you blaring "Life is a Highway" yet again.

"'Sup," you said casually.

"Hey, •(y/n)•," Sans said.

"How's my favorite skeleton doing this morning?" You asked.

"Oh, I'm SANSational, how bout you?" You could hear Papyrus in the background screaming, which caused you to laugh at both brothers.

"I'm good. I'm kinda BONEly to be honest," you said, chuckling at your own joke.

"How bout if pay a little visit. Haven't seen ya in a week," Sans said. You smiled wide.

"Sure, man! Sounds great!" You said.

"Maybe we can go out for a breakfast too or something?" Sans suggested.

"I think I can do that," you said.

"Great, see ya," he said before hanging up.

"Well bye," you said to yourself, seeing he had already hung up.

-time skip brought to you by Courage the Cowardly Dog (The things I do for love!)-

"So, what would you like, (y/n)?" Sans asked you. You didn't really dress up much. You put on your TubeStars! tshirt with the logo of (fave YouTuber) on the front. You wore blue jeans and a pair of galaxy themed Vans.

"I guess some pancakes," you said, looking at the menu. You were at a small local restaurant called Illyssya's, which you loved! It was a cute place that smelled of wonderfully home cooked meals.

"Heh, I figured as much," he said, putting the menu back in it's holder on the table.

"Are you guys ready to order?" Your waitress asked. She was a rather tall woman named Alyssa. She wore her dark brown hair in a braid over her shoulder.

"Yea. We'll have one large order of pancakes," Sans said. You wanted to protest but the waitress had already written it down and left.

"One order Sans? Really?" You asked.

"Well, the one large order is cheaper," he said. You laughed.

"Aw it's okay Sans. I could have paid for my own order," you said. He shook his head.

"Now what kind of boyfriend would I be if I let my girl pay for her food, huh?" He said, which made you laugh even more.

"Okay okay! I'm gonna be a spoiled brat though!" You said. He laughed.

"You will be my spoiled brat!" Sans said. You both laughed.

-time skip...all that happens is casual conversation-

"Well, it's nine and we got till three until Chara and Frisk get off of school," you said, walking out of the restaurant.

"Yea. Wanna catch a movie or something?" Sans said.

"That's so cliche!" You said.

"Well you got anything better to do?" He said.

You thought for a moment.

"I got it! Let me drive, it's a surprise!" You said. You hopped into the drivers seat of your car. Sans had teleported to the parking lot, so he didn't a vehicle.

"Can you at least give me a hint?" He asked you, buckling up.

"Nope!" You said. You remembered a spot your dad took you to when you were little, but you needed something from the house first.

"I'm going to the house for a minute," you said.

Once at the house, you ran in, grabbed two long bags, a couple jars, and put them in the car. Sans didn't recognize them.

"What's that?" He asked.

"You'll see soon enough!" You said, driving to the old place you and your dad used to go to.

-time skip, again...IM SORRY OKAY! ;-; -

You arrived beside a stretch of woods outside of the city on a road that wasn't really busy.

"C'mon bone boy! We're here!" You said excitedly, throwing one bag over your back from the strap carefully and grabbing the other one. The jars you had were in a baggy in your other hand.

"Why are we at the woods, •(y/n)•?" Sans asked.

"Just come on!" You said. You ran into the brush. You remembered where it was, the targets you had set up as a young child.

"Wait up, (y/n)!" Sans yelled. You laughed.

"This is what exercise gets ya, lazy bones!" You said, running into a clearing. You set your bag down and pulled out two noise silencer ear muffs. They were in (f/c) and black.

"Take this Sans! You may need it!" You said, tossing the black pair in Sans's direction as soon as he made it to where you were. He saw the set up and laughed.

"You're not like most girls are ya?"

"Nope! Here's your gun by the way," you said, pointing to a camouflage bag on the ground.

"Heh, 22?" He said, picking up the bag.

"4-10 shotgun, actually. Kicks a little, bone boy! Last time I shot it, I got bruised on my shoulder!" You said, picking up your 22 rifle.

"Heh, I'm a skeleton. I don't bruise," he said.

"Yet you can blush?" You said. He blushed, as you had expected.

"T-that's different!" He retorted, loading the shotgun with slug shots.

"Whatever, bone boy!" You said, aiming your rifle. The targets were on the other end of the clearing.

"FIRE IN THE HOLE, BOZO!" You yelled, shooting a perfect bullseye.

"BOO YA!" You yelled again.

Sans laughed.

"Oh you wanna see a bulleye!? I show you one!" He said. The blaster appeared and shot his entire target down. Your jaw dropped.

"SANS SKELETON, I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU BETTER FIX THAT TARGET!" You yelled at him.

"Fine fine!" He said. He used his magic to literally rewind the scene.

"Okay, that's...that's a thing that just happened," you said.

"Well, I am a magical skeleton. What else do you expect?" He asked.

"True, true," you said.

You and Sans spent the next two hours out in the woods shooting at targets.

WHAT YOU GUYS ASKED FOR! AN UPDATE! And boy I'm letting my real personality shine. I love guns man! AND PANCAKES! 😋 so good...any who, if this doesn't match your personality, just um, imagine up a movie or something..idk. Well, til next chapter, bye!