Naruto is enjoying his new life in the waves. He was welcome back as a hero of the waves. He was walking back into his cabin. He stopped and signed, he was hoping that this never happen but it seem fate want to fuck with him.

"Are you gonna come out or you gonna keep stalking like that mouse did." He said, and out came the rookie nins. "Goddammit, why?"

"Because we missed you." Hinata said, she flinched at the cold look she was given.

"Missed me, yeah right." Naruto scoffed.

"But it's true you baka." Ino said.

"Almost a year, it took you to notice I'm gone, 2 months to actually look for me." Naruto said. "Yeah baachan told me everything. We have been sending letters. I mean wow you guys it took you that long to realize I'm gone oh yeah. You guys really missed me." He mocked.

"No we do, please I love you, I was just mad that you ignore me all these years." Hinata was close to crying.

"Ignore you huh, so me sending you that scroll was nothing." Hinata was shocked. "Me keeping those bullying away from you is ignoring you, Me fighting your cousin is Ignoring you. Hinata I always knew you loved me."

"Then why-"

"How can I love someone when all they did was watch me get hurt by the villagers. Yeah I know about the stalking."

"Everyone said-"

"Fuck what everyone said, these are same people that nothing but mock for kami sakes why the hell did you listen to a uchiha asskisser like her."

"You baka, you are coming with us and you're gonna convince that old bitch to make me her apprentice again so I can impress Sasuke kun." Sakura screeched.

Naruto laughs "always that fucking emo huh. Even when he turns traitor you are still trying to impress him."

"I'll do anything for him, it's called true love baka." She sneered.

"It's called being a fangirl. You love him in a toxic way. You were willing to abandon this village for him. Sakura, he went to the man who killed our Hokage."

"It was the curse seal on him back now and we'll be together."

"I don't give...wait do you mean he's back?" Everyone was silent. "Are you telling me they welcome that son of a bitch with open fucking arm."

"Yeah, what does it matter to you? You left like a hypocrite." Sakura said.

"I am not a hypocrite. I'll fucking kill anyone who say that. Sasuke left for vengeance, I left for a new life, Sasuke went to orochimaru for training, I went here for peace. I got sick and tired of being treated like trash for something that I had no control. Sasuke became a petty, weak, pampered piece of shit who did nothing but disgrace his clan." Naruto said, with a burst of rage Sasuke leaped out of the bush sword raised to kill Naruto.

"DIE DOBE." He screamed trying to slice Naruto in half but instead everyone was shocked by what happened next. Naruto breaks his sword by blocking it with his arm then Naruto turns and punches a shocked Sasuke in the chest which sends him flying through three trees and into a rock. ( AN: like the scene Namor did with M'baku in Black Panther 2)

Sasuke lay there ribs broken coughing up blood. The rookies were shocked to see what they witnessed.

"Well, that was pretty boring, not surprising and a bit unimpressive." Naruto said.

"SASUKE." Sakura runs to her crush then to heal him with basic medic ninjutsu from a book she stole from the hospital.

"Oh come on, Sakura, are you seriously using basic medic ninjutsu? Now that is sad. Really, really sad I can see why Bachan cut you off."

" Kagemane no Jutsu succ Oof." Shikamaru was knocked out by a clone.

"Oh come on, did you really think I let my guard down that easily? I live in that shit hole so fucking long, I know when someone planning something." Naruto said. "Man, konoha is so fucking predicatable"

"Naruto, how could you do this to Sasuke-kun, he is our hero." Sakura screeched.

"Hero? That's what they're calling him?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, he is our hero and the next hokage. Since that senile old bitch does nothing but gamble and drink saki. I don't know what everyone thinks, making her hokage she a useless old bag." Sakura sneered.

"Here that, Granny, she called you a useless old bag." Naruto said the Rookie was confused until Sasuke stood and turned into...an angry Tsunade. Sakura turns ghostly pale white.

"A. Useless. Old. Bag. I. Am" she gritted her teeths. "And it seems you ignore my orders to leave Naruto alone."

"But lady tsu-" Ino

"SILENCE, HEAD BACK TO KONOHA NOW." She shouted.

"But where did Sasuke-kun" Sakura whined

"Dead." Naruto said, "he and Itachi have a battle to the death where no one survives. The Sasuke you all have been seeing was nothing but a clone of mine. Reporting to granny everything you've been doing." Naruto said, leaving the shock nins with an angry Hokage.

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