Sasuke walked in the village with that dumb smug look on his face. He somehow heard that Naruto was female all the time. Knowing how powerful Naruko is, she'll be the perfect woman to bear his kids. He imagined how powerful the Uchiha clan would be. 

"Finally a woman worthy enough to bear my seed." Sasuke said with an arrogant tone. As he is about to enter her house.

"SASUKE-KUN!!!" He hears an annoying screeching voice. He grumbles and sees his annoying pink haired fangirl of a teammate. She came running over to him. "Sasuke-kun, you came back for me and want to get married then have babies." Sakura said, while fantasizing.

"The only one that I'm marrying is the dobe to produce strong children for my clan." Sasuke said, bluntly shattering her fantasies. 

"But...but she lied to us and she is a baka." Sakura said.

"A baka who is powerful and trained by a Sannin." Sasuke said.

"So was I." Sakura tried to persuade him.

"Whatever. You're not keeping from reviving the Uchiha cla....WHAT THE FUCK?!" Sasuke said, as he opened the door to see...Naruko and Itachi naked on the couch. 

"Oh....well this is awkward." Naruko said, naked on top of Itachi. 

"Wha...what the....is that my brother?" Sasuke said in disbelief.

"Well yeah I told Sakura. I rather fuck your brother than a spoiled prick with a small dick." Naruko said, bluntly.

"My dick not small." Sasuke denied with Sakura agreeing. 

"...did you forget that we went to the bath house together when I was under henge." Naruko said, deadpan. 

"...shut up dobe. And put some fucking clothes on. I don't want to see you and brother like this." Sasuke said, covering his eyes.

"Well that would teach you not to barge into people's houses, you dick!" Naruko snarled, while putting on a robe. So did Itachi. 

"How the fuck did this even happen?" Sasuke demands.

"When we first met." Naruko replied.

"That was at the hotel when he tried to kidnap you." Sasuke said.

"Well after the fucking perv let me again. Itachi showed up this time explaining everything, hell he even helped me with training. One thing led to another and I was sucking that big dick of his." Naruko explained.

"What the fuck! What about me you suppose to be my woman. You spend those years bringing me back." Sasuke argues.

"Yeah because I stupidly make fucking promises to that useless bitch over." Naruko said, pointing at Sakura. "Besides, I love Itachi more than you."

"I took your first kiss." Sasuke said proudly. 

"And Itachi took my virginity. What your point and besides that didn't even count because some asshole knocked me over and our lips got smashed together. But you don't worry I find that asshole and I'll give the beating of the lifetime Red Hot-Blooded Habanero style. Also your brother told me that my parents are like a person who cares!" Naruko snarled 

"Lady hokage said you weren't ready." Sakura replied, annoyed.

"She also taught a stupid bitch super strength which she uses to punch the daimyo's balls." Naruko said, glaring at Sakura. Both Sasuke and Itachi look at Sakura in disbelief. "Yeah boys, yeah Sasuke your fucking fangirl punch the daimyo's balls."

"He said was gonna make you a missing nin." Sakura whines.

"BECAUSE HE/I IS/AM YOU STUPID BITCH!!" all three shouted at her. 

"Whatever. Naruko you will come be my wife or I'll-" itachi uses genjutsu to knock them out. 

"Thank kami....wanna continue?"Naruko asked.

"...yeah." Itachi then tosses them out and continues where they left off.

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