R.I.P That one anime idiot who wrote that one thing. She passed away in the year #mlg420 from choking on her 24millionth glass of ginger ale. She died in a coffin, where she was sleeping, as her Servamp obsession got out of control. She was actually a vampire, and was staked with a candle which fell from a shelf above her. She then drowned. Her last words were "Allons-y Captain Levi" before she melted. She will be missed. Probably. And from beyond the grave she will continue to write. I guess you could say she's a ghost writer. Rip in Pasta.

SIKE!

Hey everyone! This is Lauryn. I'm not dead! I'm actually at home typing on my iPod. I'm doing okay, though my throat is very sore, and puberty is a BIIIII-

I actually went to school every day this week (minus today.. Sore throat and stuff.) and let me tell ya.. No one gives a crap that you're there. (Especially when you literally run the other direction when you see your POI. *facedesk*)

Erm.. I don't really know what else to say. I'm alive, I'm hormonally confused, and I'm very behind on updating.

(Although, I might upload my crush diary on Wattpad. I update that daily. XD If you wanna read about my failure as a potential girlfriend, let me know.)

Oh! I have a new roommate! Here's a pic:

Her name is Phase. Oh crap! *drops iPod and runs to room* I forgot to feed her! I'm sorry Phase! You're a good fishy!

Oh, one more thing. Um, my depression is the worst it's been in... Several years. Not as bad as when I was a lab rat, but not as good as it could be. Or as good as it SHOULD be. I.. I kinda.. *Fun*ed up today, and I quit my favorite thing in the world. That's what depression does to ya. Makes you lose everything you care about. (Good thing I'm used to it.) It starts with interests and then moves to those around you. Before you know it, your best friend hangs herself, and you blame yourself, knowing that you're a jinx (not the pokémon) and you're the reason good people die.

Essentially, my depression is spiraling out if control, and I thank you for helping me keep it as good as it is.

I know people say I've improved their lives, but to be honest, you've done more for me than I've done for you.

You are keeping me from falling down. While I'm kinda slipping right now, you're there giving me the reason to keep holding on, so I can climb back up. Thank you for that. Thank you so much. So, let's keep the good things going, okay? Okay! I'll keep writing, you'll keep reading, it's a win-win, right? The more you read the better we both feel!

You're still reading? YOU DO CARE!

Nyokay! Time kick depression in the nards, and keep succeeding! *Jumps out of window Papyrus style* Y'all are awesome! *crashing and angry cat sounds*

*in the distance* WELL, THANK YOU FOR CARING~!! LOVE YOU ALL~!!

*Jurassic Park theme plays. Camera pans to see Lizard scampering into the sunset, wearing a tiara, princess dress and neko ears*

*Music stops as Lizard trips on her dress and falls down. Reader helps her up. Lizard gives Reader a pair of neko ears and music resumes. They both prance away happily*

*End Credits*

I honestly don't know what this A/N is anymore. Is it an update? A "woe is me" message? Or is it the script for the worlds most uncomfortable play? (Too many '*' me.) I don't know, but I do know something else.

I know that I'll have to catch you later. See ya! ~Lizard

P.S.Updating, publishing, and all that posting.. Where were you during Bristol's roasting?