3rd person pov

Y/n rushed in to see Duke Nukem with his kids staring in aw.

Gregori: HOLY HELL!

Sorei: The guy is real?!

Y/n: Well He just saved us a plot line atleast.

Alexandra: You gotta be kidding me dad! Is that really all you gotta say?! We've  haven't been seen in this side crap for how long!

Kubo: To be fair any story should be able to put in some comedy to take away a overly tense moment in it.

Naga: Yeah and the author definitely has his work  to do.

Issei: Bruh why the fuck is this even dialogue? 

Kunou: Regardless! Let's get this going shall we?

Ezekiel:  Yeah Mr. Nukem sir how the hell did you get here?

Duke Nukem: I got a call from your Officer friends.

Skarlet: Perfect then maybe the called the others we need too!

Duke Nukem: Yeah wouldn't count on that.

( With the officers)

Officer Sage: Alright my friends we may have lost a great deal of our allies but I would like to introduce you guys to our other branch members!  Of Our anti Thot and Karen branch meet officer Hyde137 and from the roasting and anti race branch officer  MrSkywalker69 . Their aid will be most crucial in this war of ours!

Officer MrSkywalker69 :Yo guys what's good? How are y'all doing this fine day ?

Officer BIG_GOOSEY2 : OH SHIT  MY FRIEND YOUR ALIV-

Officer MrSkywalker69 : NIGGA I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING LMAO!  BITCH GET YO PEGGED THE PIRATE ASS OUTTA HERE!

(A/n: Before ANYONE starts throwing racist accusations know  this. I don't give a shit about race,gender,or sexuality. I believe in true equality. Words are words and nothing more they only have power if you allow them to. And if you bothered to read the title you should have had a idea what your prepared for.)

Officer BIG_GOOSEY2 : BRUH I DIDN'T EVEN DO SOMETHING!

Officer Sage: Good you guys are getting along already!

Officer CrimsonSector87 : Yo officer Sage man i've returned from Feminazi  slaying. We got  bad news. Most of the dudes you mentioned in the last chapter of this shit died!

Officer Sage:....Well shit. I guess we gotta send in a bigger gun here...SEND IN THE UNCLE!

(Back with Y/n and his kids)

Ichika: You gotta be kidding me! So they are all dead?!

Duke Nukem: Dead as fuck kid.

Sora: I guess we're just screwed then!

Sinbad: So this whole thing was for nothing?

Y/n's eyes widened as he finally had a idea.

Y/n: THAT'S RIGHT SINBAD! YOUR BLACK! WE CAN FORGE ANOTHER N-WORD PASS FROM YOU!

Sinbad: ....That;s your plan bruh?

???: DID I JUST HEAR A NIGGA TRY TO ARGUE WITH THE WHITE MAN?!

Y/n: Well actually I'm kinda just whatever race the people reading this wants honestly.

Asia: Who are you?

Ruckus: My name is Uncle Ruckus no relation.  I've come to help you all beat those losers and porch monkeys that think they can take this damn world.

Gregori:...Can we just go back to the actual story plot now? I can't believe we're doing this.

Y/n: Ah come Gregori we have a chance to win this war once and for all now! With uncle Ruckus and Sinbad  we can finally end this WOKE WAR!

A/n pov

With our heroes preparing to end this shitty skit once and for all. Most is uncertain but one thing:someone somewhere is mad that this exists.

To be continued.