Mon: sooooooooooo LUCIFER

Luce: What? I am in the middle of a very engaging conversation with Lord Diavolo.

Levi: lemme guess, dolphins?

Beel: what's a dolphin

Beel: can u eat it??

Levi: I doubt

MC: Beelzebub baby, no

MC: The Ocean Man will kill u

Beel: who's that? Is that a mortal?

Beel: can i eat him too?

Satan: dolphins are aquatic mammals living in vast salty waters on Earth called the sea. They are known to be quite intelligent and adorable at the same time.

MC: ooh he flexin

Levi: why

Levi: y u gotta b like that

Beel: so ur basically saying that it's a fish, right?

Beel: i can eat that

Beel: right?

Levi: no

Beel: but Satan said

Levi: just no

MC: secretly, Levi has a crush on dolphins

MC: he wants to hug a dolphin plush all day

MC: and maybe someday kIS ONE

Belphie: why are u guys talking about a filthy animal from Earth?

MC: GO BACK TO BED, EDGY KID

Belphie: rude

Belphie: anyways, its like 8 pm

Belphie: sun's out, and i can't sleep.

Belphie: so I'll be heading to the library for some books to read, bye

Mon: ok what the fuck

Mon: Luci, i meant to ask u about your type

Luce: I'm sorry, what?

Mon: type of girl. What u want in a girl for a girlfriend.

Luce: well, she has to be smart.

Luce: she would be an important person to me, and i would serve her when she needs me.

Luce: i want to be there for her and she will be there for me.

Luce: and she has to have very interesting eyes, as i am very fond of glowing and sparkling eyes.

Levi: hm, sounds about it

MC: Sounds like Lord Diavolo

Mon: oh shit

Asmo: what have i missed?

Mon: dolphins, love interests and Lord Diavolo.

Asmo: ooh we tea spilling aren't we?!

MC: i guess so.

Beel: guys, i found a dolphin in the fridge

Beel: its delicious

Levi: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BEELZEBUB

Beel: what? The dolphins?? They're delicious.

MC: wait what

MC: ok im ignoring that.

MC: what i wanted to say was, what Lucifer described was very very oddly similar to Lord Diavolo

MC: just look at them! They're like a.... dynamic duo or something.

MC: AND LORD DIAVOLO' S EYES LITERALLY GLOWS

MC: SRSLY

Luce: what is this monstrosity

Levi: she has a point, Luci

Mon: a very good point at that

Luce: but i don't want to have an intimate relationship with the same gender.

Mon: so u sayin that ur not gay

Mon: i can taste a liar when i see one

Luce: Mammon.

Luce: I will kill you.

Levi: I'm preparing the camera

Beel: aw the dolphins are all finished :(

Belphie: what is this

Belphie: ohh this seems interesting

Asmo: ikr I'm eating popcorn while reading this it's like a drama.

MC: Mammon

MC: what do liars taste like

Mon: they taste horrible

Levi: how

Levi: what

Mon: don't question it

Luce: you know what? Enough of this.

Luce: Mammon, get your dumb ass here right now, I'm getting out the WHIP

MC: of loove♡♡

Luce: you too, MC

Luce: right. Now.

MC: shit NOT AGAIN

Belphie: seeing all this makes me yawn i wanna sleep

Asmo: and you said u wanted to stay up all night long, Belphegor.

Belphie: but im tired! One yawn says it all, u know??

Asmo: ugh, peasants.

Belphie: excuse me, who the fuck are u calling peasant.

Asmo: nobody. Bye² now the queen need his beauty sleep.

Belphie: says the guy who says to me that i said i wanted to sleep but i didn't sleep ha

Levi: the more i read, the more confusing this scenario gets. I think I'm getting a migraine.

Beel: i want more dolphins

MC: i baked those cookies.

MC: and thEY WERE FOR ME ONLY

MC: WHY'D YOU EAT THEM AAAAAAA

Beel: cus im hungry

Beel: why is Mammon screaming and running

Levi: Lucifer

Beel: oh.

Beel: serves him right, then.

Luce: MCCCCCCCCCC

MC: I WASN'T INVOLVED IN THIS, LUCIFER.

MC: PLEASE.

Levi: but the message

MC: shh lets keep it between us two

Satan: what in Devildom am i reading and witnessing

Satan: Luci is dragging Mammon from his collar.

Satan: poor boy

Satan: sorry not sorry

MC: the sarcasm

Levi: oof

Levi: k back to gaming, bye

MC: tired of life, bye

MC: feeling cute, might stab myself tomorrow.

Satan: and i just don't know what happened to this household.